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#6953 · 04.05.2022 07:32 ~

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temptation

trustycoffeemug

#6934 · 21.03.2022 15:07 ~

(n.) the knowledge that something inadvisable would be enjoyable, generally meant to be resisted to avoid consequences

temptation

frosty458

#6980 · 25.05.2022 08:44

noun: to yearn for a result that may or may not benefit an individual's situation due to overlooking consequences and only considering the rewards

party

trustycoffeemug

#5715 · 19.10.2021 22:42

(n.) a group of people that joins together in the purpose of festivity and the making of merriment. what fun!

or:

a group of people forming a political faction within the government with the intention of pushing for certain policies and platforms. not terribly fun.

oceania

trustycoffeemug

#8801 · 28.07.2023 14:28 ~

(n.) planet earth's seventh continent, as long as one decides to list it seventh while counting, and which is not a continent, technically speaking (it's just australia, which *is* a continent, and all the other places in the pacific that don't belong to any others)

in addition to australia, oceania is usually considered to include
* micronesia (including kiribati, resting comfortably right on the international date line)
* melanesia (including papua new guinea and, like... I guess some places they might have used for filming in "survivor." anyone remember that show?)
* and polynesia (including new zealand, hawaii, samoa, and the delightful statue heads at easter island)

hoe

bobbyhill

#5850 · 06.01.2022 14:13

A woman that is just a tool for one proccess.

johannes kepler

lister

#224 · 23.06.2021 02:56

(1571 – 1630) German mathematician and astronomer who created laws of planetary motion.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: johannes kepler quotes)

tzetze

the devils dictionary

#1406 · 01.07.2021 08:09

An African insect (Glossina morsitans) whose bite is commonly regarded as nature's most efficacious remedy for insomnia, though some patients prefer that of the American novelist (Mendax interminabilis).
(also: fly)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

scriptures

the devils dictionary

#1430 · 01.07.2021 10:25

The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

santa claus

respect me

#4552 · 05.09.2021 15:27

A playboy who knows were all the naughty girls live.

alexander fleming

lister

#191 · 22.06.2021 07:28

(1881-1955) Scottish biologist who discovered penicillin.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: alexander fleming quotes)

promote

the devils dictionary

#1691 · 03.07.2021 08:50 ~

In financial affairs, to contribute to the development of a transfer company — one that transfers money from the pocket of the investor to that of the promoter.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

don't panic

thelostghostofnietzsche

#1933 · 15.07.2021 16:12

thing you should do but don't.

(also: panic)

akbar

trustycoffeemug

#8852 · 18.10.2023 19:45 ~

(1542-1604) third ruler of the mughal empire, which was based in india but whose ruling class was persian. akbar was a fascinating study in contradictions; although illiterate (possibly dyslexic), he was a patron of intellectuals and philosophers. although an accomplished military leader in a land of sectarian conflict, he promoted peace and understanding between his muslim and hindu subjects

under his rule, the mughal empire grew to encompass much of india, and reached a golden age characterized by unimaginable heights of prosperity. then everything just sort of fell apart after he died. ah well.

no, he was not a space squid, and he did not help destroy the death star

matrix

kivi

#5583 · 09.09.2021 11:13

has you

(also: parenting)

downer

jason

#4369 · 04.09.2021 07:20

one who is having a bad time, forcing you to sympathize

mouth

the devils dictionary

#5589 · 10.09.2021 02:44

n. In man, the gateway to the soul; in woman, the outlet of the heart

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

success

the devils dictionary

#1448 · 02.07.2021 03:34

The one unpardonable sin against one's fellows. In literature, and particularly in poetry, the elements of success are exceedingly simple, and are admirably set forth in the following lines by the reverend Father Gassalasca Jape, entitled, for some mysterious reason, "John A. Joyce."

The bard who would prosper must carry a book,
Do his thinking in prose and wear
A crimson cravat, a far-away look
And a head of hexameter hair.
Be thin in your thought and your body'll be fat;
If you wear your hair long you needn't your hat.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

time

douglas adams

#90 · 03.06.2021 16:41

time is an illusion
lunchtime doubly so

mosquito

the devils dictionary

#4323 · 03.09.2021 09:39

n. The spore of insomnia, as distinguished from Conscience, the bacillus of the same disease. Indigenous to New Jersey, where the marshes in which they multiply are known as meadows and the mosquitoes themselves are affirmed by the natives to be larks.

"I am the master of all things!" Man cried.
"Then, pray, what am I?" the Mosquito replied.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

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the devil's dictionary

temptation

temptation

party

oceania

hoe

johannes kepler

tzetze

scriptures

santa claus

alexander fleming

promote

don't panic

akbar

matrix

downer

mouth

success

time

mosquito

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