One of an experimental and apparently unsatisfactory race that antedated Creation and lived under conditions not easily conceived. Melsius believed them to have inhabited "the Void" and to have been something intermediate between fishes and birds. Little is known of them beyond the fact that they supplied Cain with a wife and theologians with a controversy.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
An appellate court which reverses the judgment of a popular author's contemporaries, the appellant being his obscure competitor.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a ground beef sandwich requiring a special dome-shaped bread packaging.
may also include ingredients like special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles, onions and sesame seeds. occasionally you get more exotic toppings thrown on as well. but some claim this is just playing silly burgers.
may also include ingredients like special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles, onions and sesame seeds. occasionally you get more exotic toppings thrown on as well. but some claim this is just playing silly burgers.
(n.) politely saying sorry after you hit them with a hockey stick
(v.) to stand grandly; to prance about showily like a total pillock rubbing your delusions of self-importance in the face of another as though you're something special when we know full well you're not, Kyle.
falling into the misconception that you've found your significant other and want to spend the rest of your life with them, aka (also: marriage)
(n.) bribery artist
1. A malignant tumour in the arena of human rights activism.
2. A criminal, guilty of perjury, various assaults and charity/tax fraud.
3. A profoundly disturbed person being enabled by her own hangers-on and the media to never address her mental health issues.
2. A criminal, guilty of perjury, various assaults and charity/tax fraud.
3. A profoundly disturbed person being enabled by her own hangers-on and the media to never address her mental health issues.
(n.) small furry critter with a beefsteak tied to its butt and a rather bad case of buck teeth. known for its facility of chewing up trees to make damns.
(n.) a traveling attraction which offers clowns, stunt performances and trained animals.
circus is also the latin word for "circle," which explains why Piccadilly Circus is one of London's most disappointing tourist attractions next to pall mall
circus is also the latin word for "circle," which explains why Piccadilly Circus is one of London's most disappointing tourist attractions next to pall mall
(n.) a painfully stupid bird prone to screeching, violent spasms and getting itself killed flailing against panes of glass. regarded as a symbol of peace, presumably because they're so fragile and have trouble defending themselves
(n.) a secondary banana. a backup singer. a trusted subordinate. a euphemistic way of describing one's gay lover.
The phenomenon by which the value of currency goes down, as if it were being simultaneously attacked by the common cold and a horde of ferocious wildebeests. A process that makes your money worth less and less, until eventually it's worth about as much as the promise of a pension from a galactic government."
the process by which a new human being is brought into the world. traditionally occurs nine months after the act of coitus between a fertile male and female individual.
births are generally regarded as joyous occasions, until the oxytocin wears off and the dread sets in.
births are generally regarded as joyous occasions, until the oxytocin wears off and the dread sets in.
(1042 – 29 July 1099) Influential Pope who ordered the first Crusade to the Holy Land and set up the Papal Court
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: pope urban ii quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: pope urban ii quotes)
the brighter and happier cousin of finland
(n.) what water?
(link is not broken, though it looks like it is)
(link is not broken, though it looks like it is)
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