n. A lawyer with a roving commission.
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word used when you've already used "potato" and don't want to say the same word twice.
an aphrodisiac given to someone else to override their romantic will
(1533 – 1603) Queen of England from 1558 to her death in 1603. Cemented England as a Protestant country, defeated Spanish Armada.
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(also: queen elizabeth i quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
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Mostly Harmless.
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(also: Mostly Harmless)
n. Dr. Bartlett, of the Bulletin.
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(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
machine used to make people's voices less pleasant for usage in humorous similes.
A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.
(also: democracy)
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(also: democracy)
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Is a breed of human that chooses to identify in society" as people who play video games"
(n.) the pursuit and slaughter of rare and exotic animals in africa, packaged as a vacation for rich and adventurous sorts of people
(n.) the element Superman came from
(6th Century BC – ) Author of Tao Te Ching and founder of Taoism
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v.t. To rebuke with stones. St. Stephen, for example, was lapidated like a Chinaman.
Lamented St. Steve,
What Christian can grieve
For the way that you came to your death?
For the monument fair
Of memorial stones
Was reared in the air
O'er your honored bones
Ere yet you'd relinquished your breath.
No doubt as your soul exhaled
You were thanked by resolution;
For the builders' design had failed
Except for your execution.
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Lamented St. Steve,
What Christian can grieve
For the way that you came to your death?
For the monument fair
Of memorial stones
Was reared in the air
O'er your honored bones
Ere yet you'd relinquished your breath.
No doubt as your soul exhaled
You were thanked by resolution;
For the builders' design had failed
Except for your execution.
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(n.) a janitor; someone whose job is to complete work of the non-paper variety
someone who makes shoes. Was that not obvious? Why did you have to look this up? You're not a bright one, are you?
(n.) the bio-capsule in which an unborn life form resides before finally being evicted in a process known as birth
adj. Not understood.
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sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join