(n.) a thing in the middle (see monkey, malcolm)
usually refers specifically to the thing in the middle of an atom
(noun):
A small yet mighty word that possesses the power to render previous statements utterly irrelevant.
(also: nice guys)
A small yet mighty word that possesses the power to render previous statements utterly irrelevant.
(also: nice guys)
(adj.) gathering resources, gettin' plump, blooming, rising star shining bright.
(also: moon)
(also: wheel of life)
(also: wheel of fortune)
(also: shape of stories)
(also: moon)
(also: wheel of life)
(also: wheel of fortune)
(also: shape of stories)
That part of Eternity with some small fraction of which we have a slight and regrettable acquaintance. A moving line called the Present parts it from an imaginary period known as the Future. These two grand divisions of Eternity, of which the one is continually effacing the other, are entirely unlike. The one is dark with sorrow and disappointment, the other bright with prosperity and joy. The Past is the region of sobs, the Future is the realm of song. In the one crouches Memory, clad in sackcloth and ashes, mumbling penitential prayer; in the sunshine of the other Hope flies with a free wing, beckoning to temples of success and bowers of ease. Yet the Past is the Future of yesterday, the Future is the Past of to-morrow. They are one — the knowledge and the dream.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
that part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
(noun) A colorful candy that promises to "taste the rainbow," but really just tastes like sugar-coated disappointment.
a love-shape comprised of line segments AB and CB, but not AC
(n.) the supposed incorporeal remnant of a dead person; although their existence is not scientifically verified, pursuit of them remains of interest to crazy people and meddling kids with talking dogs
(v.) to employ a cunning tactic of ceasing communication with someone so that they will forget your existence
(v.) to employ a cunning tactic of ceasing communication with someone so that they will forget your existence
conducive to monetary gain
holiday on June 6th, on which every good Christian does whatever it is you do to celebrate Saint Norbert of Xanten, archbishop of Magdeburg.
The moon is the only natural sattelite of the earth, formed 4.5 billion years ago by a rock the size of mars called theia colliding with the earth, the resulting debris formed the current moon.
A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(v.) stepping outside one's familiar reality, using nothing but your own half-blind, bootstrapped wits.
https://slatestarcodex.com/2015/04/21/universal-love-said-the-cactus-person/
(also: humility)
(also: the fool)
https://slatestarcodex.com/2015/04/21/universal-love-said-the-cactus-person/
(also: humility)
(also: the fool)
a rite in which a newborn baby pledges lifelong belief in Jesus Christ
(n.) just one of the paradoxes throwing a wrench in the explanations of scientific materialism.
(also: paradox)
(also: paradox)
the brighter and happier cousin of finland
An oiling, or greasing. The rite of extreme unction consists in touching with oil consecrated by a bishop several parts of the body of one engaged in dying. Marbury relates that after the rite had been administered to a certain wicked English nobleman it was discovered that the oil had not been properly consecrated and no other could be obtained. When informed of this the sick man said in anger: "Then I'll be damned if I die!"
"My son," said the priest, "this is what we fear."
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
"My son," said the priest, "this is what we fear."
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
a smol creature dedicated to destroying ur belongings with its epic cuteness and sharp beak
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“"observers" must obey the call.”
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