(n.) the demon cluck-bird is its name, eat its wings to make it tame
these birds, often raised domestically on farms, are known for their gormless stupidity and delicious versatility: their flesh is high in protein, their eggs make a nourishing breakfast, and their necks are easily wrung for convenient sacrifices.
defying the age old philosophical query, there is no particular motivation a chicken might have for crossing a road, as they do not know what roads are.
Rich people without money
one who attempts to defend an idea without letting on that they find it defensible
(n.) a small metallic disk used as an insignificant quantity of money; so insignificant, in fact, that you'll often find it used for other purposes like resolving two-sided disagreements
The grunt of the human hog (Pignoramus intolerabilis) with an audible memory. The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator in accomplishing the feat of a parrot. A means (under Providence) of setting up as a wit without a capital of sense.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(adj.) surpassing the surly bonds of our own mundane experiences in its singular excellence; nonexistent.
(n.) the opposite of signal
To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
(also: the universe)
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(also: the universe)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A reproduction of a work of art, by the artist that made the original. It is so called to distinguish it from a "copy," which is made by another artist. When the two are made with equal skill the replica is the more valuable, for it is supposed to be more beautiful than it looks.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n., of a rise to power) rapid and momentous. Because of course meteors are known mostly for how they rise
(n.) meat from a cow or bull
https://www.quora.com/Is-beef-cow-or-buffalo
(n.) slang, for interpersonal drama (whether in person or online)
(also: beef is deadly)
(also: drama)
(also: tea)
https://www.quora.com/Is-beef-cow-or-buffalo
(n.) slang, for interpersonal drama (whether in person or online)
(also: beef is deadly)
(also: drama)
(also: tea)
(n.) the study of precious precious blood and its constituent components
precious precious constituent components
precious precious constituent components
(n.) a portal to other worlds. record your dreams & mine them for riches.
Vain, conceited, as "a pretty girl." Tiresome, as "a pretty picture."
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Harmless.
(1791 – 1867) – English scientist who contributed in fields of electromagnetism and electrochemistry.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: michael faraday quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: michael faraday quotes)
(n.) one who is idiotic; one whose lack of mental acuity is a source of perennial frustration; those who invariably surround the consternated genius in the room
(n.) a small tree able to be held between two fingers, used to scrape leftovers from between your teeth or debris from other hard-to-reach spaces.
... usually it is considered a bad idea to do both with the same toothpick.
... usually it is considered a bad idea to do both with the same toothpick.
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