Harmless.
(n.) when the flesh is (sometimes inconveniently) willing, though the spirit may or may not be
"you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"
-a carefully crafted insult intended to describe one whose appearance might be called grabastic
-a carefully crafted insult intended to describe one whose appearance might be called grabastic
(n.) the bio-capsule in which an unborn life form resides before finally being evicted in a process known as birth
A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.
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(also: suicidal novelists)
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(n.) a large feline predator of africa (formerly of other places), whose men wear wigs while the women go crew-cut
(n.) 1) the carnal realization of one's lascivious, most burning and animal of desires, usually in private environs to hide such dark passions from the disapproving eyes of prudish society
generally agreed by experts to not be all it's cracked up to be.
2) a trait that determines one's role in the reproductive process: male, female, or spectator. different from gender; get over it.
generally agreed by experts to not be all it's cracked up to be.
2) a trait that determines one's role in the reproductive process: male, female, or spectator. different from gender; get over it.
when something is born it will die after its life
meaning we are all born to die
meaning we are all born to die
(1847 – 1931) – Inventor and businessman helped introduce electricity and electric light bulbs.
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The fame of one's competitor for public honors. The kind of renown most accessible and acceptable to mediocrity. A Jacob's-ladder leading to the vaudeville stage, with angels ascending and descending.
(n.) a special notice intended to take advantage of those who lack free will
The state or condition in which the wicked cease from struggling and the dreary are at rest. Fame's eternal dumping ground. Cold storage for high hopes. A place where ambitious authors meet their works without pride and their betters without envy. A dormitory without an alarm clock.
A form of expression peculiar to the Land beyond the Magazines.
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A european country known for an excessive amount of beer consumption and pen thieving president
(n.) an animal much like a bee, but characterized by pure evil and bent on wreaking misery throughout the cosmos.
(also: hornet), and for that matter (also: yellowjacket), cuz they're all the same damn thing, no doubt employing some fiendish masquerade to better infiltrate human society.
(also: hornet), and for that matter (also: yellowjacket), cuz they're all the same damn thing, no doubt employing some fiendish masquerade to better infiltrate human society.
(n.) nature's hat. one of the few remaining patches of fur covering left on earth's dominant bald apes (see human)
(1832 – 1891) German engineer who developed compressed charge internal combustion engine to run on petrol
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