(1509 – 27 May 1564) Christian theologian who developed a strict brand of Protestant Christianity which stressed the doctrine of predestination.
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Government by those who are wise in personal property and good in real estate.
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Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
(also: negative)
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“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
― Winston S. Churchill
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(n.) a reptile with a hard shell surrounding its body, widely considered a symbol of persistence in the face of things that would discourage persistence.

Their ability to stack on top of one another has deep seated cosmological implications: (also: turtles all the way down)

(n.) a simp

(n.) a room above your house, for storing old things and providing a sporting hiding place for menacing intruders

After years of education they gave you a confy boss chair, but they also make you shame to sit on it.
You have to be in field with workers to whip them.

Definition: I shouldnt look like lazy, athough i look like an idiot on foot.

a category of economic systems where the working class controls the means of production for society

(n.) what unpaved ground largely consists of. ain't exactly rocks and it ain't exactly decaying organic matter, but a perverted blend of both

Nature's provision for wealthy American maids ambitious to incur social distinction and suffer high life.

1. A malignant tumour in the arena of human rights activism.
2. A criminal, guilty of perjury, various assaults and charity/tax fraud.
3. A profoundly disturbed person being enabled by her own hangers-on and the media to never address her mental health issues.

(n.) a city in the southeast of the north american continent, which exists mostly as a place for suicidal people to kill themselves through pleasant means like drunkenness and grotesque overeating

(also: bacchanalia)

(n.) actually more of a dish, not a cup or goblet, despite what others would have you believe. also possibly a metaphor for something abstruse and religious

A particular type of disappointment. By the kind of intelligence that sees in an exception a proof of the rule the wisdom of an act is judged by the outcome, the result. This is immortal nonsense; the wisdom of an act is to be judged by the light that the doer had when he performed it.

(n.) wanna-be lawmaker and trump-acolyte, see also misogynist "bootlicker".

(5 – AD 67) – Christian missionary and one of the main writers of the New Testament.
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n. A union of two or more parties, factions or associations for promoting some purpose, commonly nefarious.

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(Noun) A social media platform that's turned into a breeding ground for narcissism and superficiality. It's a place where people go to brag about their achievements and make their lives look more glamorous than they actually are. From staged photoshoots to over-edited selfies, it's all about presenting a perfect image to the world. While it may seem harmless, Instagram is also notorious for promoting unrealistic beauty standards and perpetuating body image issues. It's also a hotbed for misinformation and fake news, as people share conspiracy theories and spread propaganda without any fact-checking. In short, Instagram is the perfect platform for those who want to live in a self-obsessed bubble and ignore the real issues of the world.

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(c 563 – 483 BC) Spiritual Teacher and founder of Buddhism.
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