The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America.
(also: America)
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In American politics, another throw of the dice, accorded to the player against whom they are loaded.
(also: america)
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(also: america)
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(n.) 1) an alleged act of supernatural improbability, that in all likelihood never happened. 2) a potential act of supernatural improbability that in all likelihood isn't gonna happen
A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne.
(also: PHONOGRAPH)
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(also: PHONOGRAPH)
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(n.) country that serves as the origin place of western society and democracy (at least, the original kind of western society and democracy, with less individual freedom and more gay sex).
Famed for the understated beauty of their marble statues (even though those statues were originally painted and look nothing like the artists originally intended)
Famed for the understated beauty of their marble statues (even though those statues were originally painted and look nothing like the artists originally intended)
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(also: office cubicle monotony)
(link is not broken, though it appears to be)
(also: y2k panic)
(also: Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
(also: Cowboy Bebop)
(also: office cubicle monotony)
(link is not broken, though it appears to be)
(also: y2k panic)
(also: Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
(also: Cowboy Bebop)
(n.) an academic discipline that discusses and researches the motions of physical bodies, from tiny atoms up to massive stars and our entire galaxy.
physics was invented when archimedes was running home from the bathhouse to write down his thoughts on fluid displacement; he slipped and fell into a temporal anomaly, landing on the head of isaac newton, who thus also got some neat ideas about gravity in one of history's rare twofers.
... well, okay, it wasn't exactly that, but it was something like that.
physics was invented when archimedes was running home from the bathhouse to write down his thoughts on fluid displacement; he slipped and fell into a temporal anomaly, landing on the head of isaac newton, who thus also got some neat ideas about gravity in one of history's rare twofers.
... well, okay, it wasn't exactly that, but it was something like that.
n. One who peddles ready-made emotion, and who, despising us for the qualities upon which he feeds, is by us despised for the unwholesome character of his diet. See STICK.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
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(n.) a dipping device too big to be a spoon (to show you mean business) and too small to be a shovel (to show you're not insecure)
(v.) scooping things with a scooping motion often by using a scoop
(v.) scooping things with a scooping motion often by using a scoop
(n.) a force that exists within a young girl's heart which can purportedly free her if sufficiently groovy
Butcher
(also: butcher)
(also: butcher)
To assist with obstructions and objections.
How lonely he who thinks to vex
With badinage the Solemn Sex!
Of levity, Mere Man, beware;
None but the Grave deserve the Unfair.
—Percy P. Orminder
How lonely he who thinks to vex
With badinage the Solemn Sex!
Of levity, Mere Man, beware;
None but the Grave deserve the Unfair.
—Percy P. Orminder
Nature's provision for wealthy American maids ambitious to incur social distinction and suffer high life.
Funny skeleton man from undertale
a sport involving men standing out on a floe of frozen ice and attempting to savagely beat each other with sticks. it's a bit like bruce wayne's training in batman begins, actually.
An oiling, or greasing. The rite of extreme unction consists in touching with oil consecrated by a bishop several parts of the body of one engaged in dying. Marbury relates that after the rite had been administered to a certain wicked English nobleman it was discovered that the oil had not been properly consecrated and no other could be obtained. When informed of this the sick man said in anger: "Then I'll be damned if I die!"
"My son," said the priest, "this is what we fear."
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"My son," said the priest, "this is what we fear."
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