banana

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(n.) a fruit hailing from southeast asia and oceania, known for its beguilingly-elongated, whimsically-curved shape, and the ease with which its rind can be removed. actually neither of those qualities exists within natural, grown-in-the-wild bananas; both were engineered into the fruit by godless human meddling.

common cartoon knowledge holds the banana to be a favorite repast of the monkey.

hamlet

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a play that's supposed to be pretty good or something. sprung from the mind of william shakespeare.

it's the tale of a prince of denmark whose father dies mysteriously, and he comes to believe his uncle killed said father for the throne after he either a) receives a visit from said father's ghost or b) merely hallucinates seeing the ghost. the rest of the play consists of him trying to trip his uncle into admitting it while he makes lots of vagina jokes, and in the end everyone dies. also there are two clowns who keep showing up to caper around so that the main actors have a chance to change costumes.

at least, i think that's the gist of it. it's kinda hard to make sense of all this iambic pentameter.

sweden

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Sweden is a place in europe the people,the people living in this place also called swedish,they well known for being blonde and they don't allow black people to live on their land(propably killing them),they act in a very suspichid way(they are propably part of a cult).
And also they hate their neighbors.

south africa

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The part of Africa where the natives got screwed by the Dutch, and then the British screwed both the natives and the Dutch, and then the Dutch and the British teamed up to really brutally screw the natives for decades.

Today the system of screwing ('apartheid') is dismantled and its aftereffects slowly being undone, but there's no help to be had for those crazy accents.

list of all isms

lister
a
absolutism
absurdism
academicism
accidentalism
acosmism
adamitism
adevism
adiaphorism
adoptionism
aestheticism
agapism
agathism
agnosticism
anarchism
animism
annihilationism
anthropomorphism
anthropotheism
antidisestablishmentarianism
antilapsarianism
antinomianism
antipedobaptism
apocalypticism
asceticism
aspheterism
atheism
atomism
autosoterism
autotheism


b
bitheism
bonism
bullionism


c
capitalism
casualism
catabaptism
catastrophism
collectivism
collegialism
communism
conceptualism
conservatism
constructivism
cosmism
cosmotheism


to be continued

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