(n.) the state after having cleared all the muckity muck from the mucky pond -- the doubts, worries, envies, misfortunes. when giving something new a chance becomes possible.
(also: debt jubilee)
(also: phoenix)
(also: newborn)
(also: baby)
(also: Governing People)
n. A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. Miss, Missis (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound and sense. Two are corruptions of Mistress, the other of Master. In the general abolition of social titles in this our country they miraculously escaped to plague us. If we must have them let us be consistent and give one to the unmarried man. I venture to suggest Mush, abbreviated to Mh.
(also: misfortune)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: misfortune)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Something Admin have found , also something Admin hates.
(also: food technologist)
(also: hygiene)
Sadly bacterias loves what we humans loves to eat. Food technologist have to whip poor workers and run a factory 24/7 in his/her mind. This means Admin have to work 9 hours at the factory, 9 hours remotely.
Dreams to run avay from a real job not always comes true. (also: coofl)
(also: food technologist)
(also: hygiene)
Sadly bacterias loves what we humans loves to eat. Food technologist have to whip poor workers and run a factory 24/7 in his/her mind. This means Admin have to work 9 hours at the factory, 9 hours remotely.
Dreams to run avay from a real job not always comes true. (also: coofl)
(noun) /fæst fuːd/
A culinary masterpiece crafted with precision and lightning speed, designed to nourish your hunger while simultaneously shortening your lifespan. It's like a magic trick: one moment it's in your hand, the next moment it's clogging your arteries. Bon appétit, and good luck with your future heartburn!
A culinary masterpiece crafted with precision and lightning speed, designed to nourish your hunger while simultaneously shortening your lifespan. It's like a magic trick: one moment it's in your hand, the next moment it's clogging your arteries. Bon appétit, and good luck with your future heartburn!
The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(also: freedom)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: freedom)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex. The male of the human race is commonly known (to the female) as Mere Man. The genus has two varieties: good providers and bad providers.
(also: the devils dictionary)
(also: the devils dictionary)
the sneaky place where the truth often hides
The grunt of the human hog (Pignoramus intolerabilis) with an audible memory. The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator in accomplishing the feat of a parrot. A means (under Providence) of setting up as a wit without a capital of sense.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
the Merriam-Webster dictionary, https://www.merriam-webster.com/
A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one's neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
Alas, things ain't what we should see
If Eve had let that apple be;
And many a feller which had ought
To set with monarchses of thought,
Or play some rosy little game
With battle-chaps on fields of fame,
Is downed by his unlucky star,
And hollers: "Peanuts! — here you are!"
—"The Sturdy Beggar"
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Alas, things ain't what we should see
If Eve had let that apple be;
And many a feller which had ought
To set with monarchses of thought,
Or play some rosy little game
With battle-chaps on fields of fame,
Is downed by his unlucky star,
And hollers: "Peanuts! — here you are!"
—"The Sturdy Beggar"
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) an elementary unit of time for human beings, consisting of one sunny phase that they spend awake and one dark phase that they spend asleep. known for passing extremely slowly on an individual basis, but practically flying by in the plural
A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
(also: women)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: women)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
n. The kind of political and social reformer who is more concerned to bring others down to his plane than to lift himself to theirs.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) the one who transforms the leader and first follower from weirdos, to the beginnings of a crowd
both wonderful and depressing
Archaic practices designed to rob scalps and backs of the most pleasurable sensation the nerve endings within can experience.
God is an intety some people believe is their creator and savor.
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