These creatures are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vast hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings. The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.
They spent a lot of their time in behavioral research laboratories running round inside wheels and conducting frighteningly elegant and subtle experiments on man. The fact that once again man completely misinterpreted this relationship was entirely according to these creatures' plans.
(also: Dolphins)
(n.) source of all life; is wet.
(n.) music for those moody angst-ridden teenager types; derived from a mix of african-american styles like jazz and country or gospel
A benighted person who prefers home-made deities and indigenous religious rites.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A private restaurent in china.
“Slutty,” but spelled wrong.
A really nice guy from the bible.
Physical expression of your passion by spontageous, aesthetic movement (floor, chessboard, mathtest)...or it learned one. Originally movement of body.
(n.) a food with extra carbohydrate covering
activity carried out by suckers who don't know how to invest
A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.
All roads, howsoe'er they diverge, lead to Rome,
Whence, thank the good Lord, at least one leads back home.
—Borey the Bald
(also: airbus)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
All roads, howsoe'er they diverge, lead to Rome,
Whence, thank the good Lord, at least one leads back home.
—Borey the Bald
(also: airbus)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: market)
To lay the foundation for a superstructure of imposition.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(272 AD – 337) Roman Emperor who accepted Christian religion.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: constantine the great quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: constantine the great quotes)
Friendship
(also: Friendship)
(also: Friendship)
A play representing life in another world, whose inhabitants have no speech but song, no motions but gestures and no postures but attitudes. All acting is simulation, and the word simulation is from simia, an ape; but in opera the actor takes for his model Simia audibilis (or Pithecanthropos stentor) — the ape that howls.
The actor apes a man — at least in shape;
The opera performer apes an ape.
(also: the devil's dictionary)
The actor apes a man — at least in shape;
The opera performer apes an ape.
(also: the devil's dictionary)
so called money that make me have less money
(also: money losing methods)
(also: money losing methods)
One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.
(also: death)
(also: the devils dictionary)
(also: death)
(also: the devils dictionary)
The fall guy in either his best friend's (freedom fighter) causes or his girlfriend's (terrorist) machinations.
(also: freedom fighter)
(also: terrorist)
(also: freedom fighter)
(also: terrorist)
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
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