(n.) pharmaceutical compounds, usually those which produce happiness in those who cannot manufacture it for themselves

(also: hedonism)

To dine.

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Hail, Gastronome, Apostle of Excess,
Well skilled to overeat without distress!
Thy great invention, the unfatal feast,
Shows Man's superiority to Beast.
—John Boop

(1770 – 1827) German composer of the classical and romantic period.
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(also: ludwig van beethoven quotes)

the no-longer-used name for a large part of germany (with some bits, ah, borrowed from poland)

prussia was known for not liking austria, and may as well be the origin of the german reputation for dourness and industriousness, not to mention fancy elaborate uniforms. bad things tend to happen for the rest of the world when germans decide to start reliving the good old prussian days

skin seen as the canvas for artworks in the medium of ink

a neutral political stance sitting between the extremes of egalitarian not-quite-free-market bureaucratic republicanism and not-quite-egalitarian free-market bureaucratic republicanism

(n.) that which follows the dissolution or destruction of government authority; like most philosophical things, we are assured it would be really cool if we did it correctly next time

(n.) a razor-sharp grin attached to a large fish, with a dorsal fin to give fair warning

a crueler, land-based form of the animal prefers to swindle rather than outright eat its prey

The literary sloven's word for "virtually."
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

v.i. to treat with merited indifference the landlord's notification that he has let his house to a party willing to pay.


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In the Church of England, the Third Person of the parochial Trinity, the Curate and the Vicar being the other two.
(also: university)
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the beautiful phenomenon where you get eaten by wolves. It's beautiful because it's normal.

(1743 – 1826) 3rd President of US. Principle author of the US Declaration of Independence.
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The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.
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the secret salvation test. as it is written, "the smash you give is the smash you shall receive"

(also: smash)

(Noun) A person who has mastered the art of taking photos of themselves in awkward poses and unattainable locations. Often known for their surgically-enhanced assets and the ability to promote teeth whitening products while holding a detox tea in one hand. While they may appear to have it all, their constant need for attention and validation from strangers on the internet is truly sad. And let's be real, how many times can one person post the same bikini photo before it starts to get boring?

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The most brutal of enslaved beasts. The greatest victim shuffling on earth. And, after man, the most responsible for her problems. I'd be curious to know what goes through her mind when I kiss her.

“Because paper has more patience than people. ”
― Anne Frank

(n.) forbidden, not to be confused with elicit

(541 – 604) Founder of China's Sui Dynasty and reunifying China in 589
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