A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.
Old Paunchinello, freshly wed,
Took Madam P. to table,
And there deliriously fed
As fast as he was able.
"I dote upon good grub," he cried,
Intent upon its throatage.
"Ah, yes," said the neglected bride,
"You're in your table d'hôtage."
—Associated Poets
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Harmless.
(n.) the one who transforms the leader and first follower from weirdos, to the beginnings of a crowd
A competition in which, two teams of men share balls in an attempt to stuff them into more holes than the opposing team.
(also: football)
A lost city of canals. The mythological birthplace of all swimming rhinos.
(also: the creator)
Our prostrate brother, Homo ventrambulans.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(1770 – 1827) German composer of the classical and romantic period.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: ludwig van beethoven quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: ludwig van beethoven quotes)
(n.) the art of killing important people so as to prevent them from doing important things. assassinations are events of massive historical significance and have caused such tragedies as wars, revolutions, and walter cronkite tearing up during a public news broadcast.
(n.) one who is foolish or contemptible; the word, originally Hebrew, is widely recognized as an inherently funny one to say
Physical expression of your passion by spontageous, aesthetic movement (floor, chessboard, mathtest)...or it learned one. Originally movement of body.
a means of selecting political leaders in which candidates perform for the amusement of the citizenry and attempt to suppress their objectionable characteristics, in exchange for which eligible citizens award them points in the form of little slips of paper with the candidates' names written on them. the points are then tallied to determine the winner and everyone goes home unhappy
elections are generally seen as mercifully less exciting than the previous system of violent uprisings and revolutions
elections are generally seen as mercifully less exciting than the previous system of violent uprisings and revolutions
someone who wears an animal costume for their own amusement. this presumably excepts people who wear animal costumes for the amusement of audiences at sporting events (mascots). but I'm still keeping an eye on that phillie phanatic guy.
a one-off decision by lawmakers to let democracy determine the course of governance.
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“"observers" must obey the call.”
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