(n.) the bad thing that happens to balance the universe out after a good thing. sometimes vice versa
(n.) an octopus that has crossed into our universe from the funhouse mirror dimension
(also: humans)
(n.) just look at this bad boy: it's a bad way to live, *and* a book at the very same time!
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/34466958-bullshit-jobs
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/34466958-bullshit-jobs
a trough to feed gold to young children
(n.) 1) a foul play in the grand game of civilization. 2) that which cannot be further discussed without the consultation of a lawyer.
A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another — usually about as many times as it can be got there.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(1874 – 1937) Italian engineer who helped develop radio transmission.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: guglielmo marconi quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: guglielmo marconi quotes)
A careless abbreviation of requiescat in pace, attesting an indolent goodwill to the dead. According to the learned Dr. Drigge, however, the letters originally meant nothing more than reductus in pulvis.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) remarks stemming from a lack of trust or faith (in the statement, person, group or existence in general), thereby using humour and disbelief as protection.
(n.) an edible grass that is traditionally hunted and served in a thick milky soup alongside herbs known as marshmallows
(n.) a professional who upholds the rule of law by finding ways for people to get around it
(n.) a somewhat popular condiment commonly enjoyed on emulsified meat tubules, pulverized cow viscera, and sometimes pretzels.
the snobbish moutardier should always remember this mnemonic: if it's tangy and yella, you got crap there, fella. if it's gritty and brown, you're in quality town.
the snobbish moutardier should always remember this mnemonic: if it's tangy and yella, you got crap there, fella. if it's gritty and brown, you're in quality town.
One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.
(also: death)
(also: the devils dictionary)
(also: death)
(also: the devils dictionary)
(noun):
The noble act of toiling tirelessly and sacrificing precious moments of life in pursuit of success, while inadvertently fueling the relentless machinery of capitalism.
(also: success)
(also: best military cadences)
The noble act of toiling tirelessly and sacrificing precious moments of life in pursuit of success, while inadvertently fueling the relentless machinery of capitalism.
(also: success)
(also: best military cadences)
(n.) a variety of music that gives one the impression of being bearhugged by a fat, friendly bavarian even when none are present
mushy, often colorful excrescence on the underside of tables
Afflicting us with greater or less frequency. That, however, is not the sense in which the word is used in the phrase "occasional verses," which are verses written for an "occasion," such as an anniversary, a celebration or other event. True, they afflict us a little worse than other sorts of verse, but their name has no reference to irregular recurrence.
The thing you should not do it.
(also: don't panic)
(also: don't panic)
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“"observers" must obey the call.”
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