Everywhere at once. That the power of omnipresence, or ubiquity, is denied to mortals was known as early as the time of Sir Boyle Roche, who in a speech in Parliament said: "A man cannot be in two places at once unless he is a bird."

(also: Austria)
(also: Belgium)
(also: Bulgaria)
(also: Croatia)
(also: Cyprus)
(also: Czech Republic)
(also: Denmark)
(also: Estonia)
(also: Finland)
(also: France)
(also: Germany)
(also: Greece)
(also: Hungary)
(also: Ireland)
(also: Italy)
(also: Latvia)
(also: Lithuania)
(also: Luxembourg)
(also: Malta)
(also: Netherlands)
(also: Poland)
(also: Portugal)
(also: Romania)
(also: Slovakia)
(also: Slovenia)
(also: Spain)
(also: Sweden)

(n.) something meant to be sat upon. one of those modern conveniences that are thankfully easy to improvise in times of shortage

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

n. An apparatus with which we think that we think. That which distinguishes the man who is content to be something from the man who wishes to do something. A man of great wealth, or one who has been pitchforked into high station, has commonly such a headful of brain that his neighbors cannot keep their hats on. In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, brain is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) that friendly 1950's fellow living next to ya in your white picket-fence Canadian suburb.
not to be confused with neighbor.

(also: neighbor)
(also: Canadian)

n. A child of two races, ashamed of both.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(v.) the act of desperately trying to salvage a plan that has gone horribly awry

(n.) that which is other and distinct from humanity, either in the sense of being a feral beast, some sort of supernatural entity, or craig

(n.) the most direct breed of tyrant, maintaining their brand of tyranny by the sinister means of owning the place you live in

(n.) a thing in the middle (see monkey, malcolm)

usually refers specifically to the thing in the middle of an atom

one possible means by which the universe may have come into existence, which has eclipsed the "laid by a giant space chicken" hypothesis

succinctly put, this theory proposes that the universe originally existed in an infinitesimal, incomprehensibly small state, then exploded outward and has continued to grow and spread continually ever since, ably accounting for the blueshift of cosmic background radiation

the puzzle of how the universe can expand, implying the existence of an outward territory which is not part of it (despite it supposedly containing everything) is one of those cranium-confounders for big shot physicists to solve.

(n.) some rich toff's daughter with expensive clothes who exists to be rescued by the hero in approximately seventy percent of all stories featuring them. we always skip over the bit where she's later brutally killed in a peasant rebellion.

The soul mate of a sad moth,and you separated them.

(1832 – 1891) German engineer who developed compressed charge internal combustion engine to run on petrol
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: nikolaus august otto quotes)

(1783 – 1830) – Liberator of Latin American countries
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: simon bolivar quotes)

(1571 – 1630) German mathematician and astronomer who created laws of planetary motion.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: johannes kepler quotes)

a love-shape comprised of line segments AB and CB, but not AC

Fun fact: italians are either the best people ever, or racists

source: i'm italian

(n.) a large group of people, probably foreigners, to whom the logical reaction is senseless panic
(also: panic)