(n.) an attempt to locate and kill an animal, usually to eat. much of human history has been our attempt to get the upper hand against those damn animals
(v.) to do the thing i just said
One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog. Some explorers who have touched upon the shores of America, and one who professes to have penetrated a considerable distance to the interior, have thought that these four names stand for as many distinct deities, but in his monumental work on Surviving Faiths, Frumpp insists that the natives are monotheists, each having no other god than himself, whom he worships under many sacred names.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
the minutia in a debate that is what it is you're arguing about
a death strip preventing pedestrians from entering a city without a car
(adj.) that which has the audacity to be other and different
(n.) a hypothetical creature that is extraterrestrial in nature, which is to say, very audaciously other and different. as with ghosts, bigfoot, fairies, and god, one of those things that is not confirmed to actually exist but many people insist they've seen
(n.) a hypothetical creature that is extraterrestrial in nature, which is to say, very audaciously other and different. as with ghosts, bigfoot, fairies, and god, one of those things that is not confirmed to actually exist but many people insist they've seen
Bo-gie
/ˈbōɡē/
(Noun)
“Bogie” is a term used by the British during the Revolutionary War used to describe a person perpetrating perilous performances against them.
Example:
“There's a (bogie) shoving melted candle wax up my ass over here!”
/ˈbōɡē/
(Noun)
“Bogie” is a term used by the British during the Revolutionary War used to describe a person perpetrating perilous performances against them.
Example:
“There's a (bogie) shoving melted candle wax up my ass over here!”
An abstract word with a negative connotation, long on power, short on truth. An obscene mask painted on the mean face of a shrewd vulgarian for the purpose of dominating the multitude of sentimentalist idiots and imbeciles.
New York's ugly, unappreciated sister.
(v.) yes, a verb. magic is the universe alive. magic is no miracle (that is, no rarity), but precious all the same.
a quote whose author needn't be MLA-cited
(n.) a professional who pretends to be someone else in order to tell a story.
once regarded as having the same low social status as a prostitute, though this is not the case today as prostitutes are becoming more and more appreciated.
once regarded as having the same low social status as a prostitute, though this is not the case today as prostitutes are becoming more and more appreciated.
(570 – 632 AD) Prophet of Islam.
(also: quotes of muhammet)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: quotes of muhammet)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
A person austerely censorious of that which he is unable to do or become. In commerce and finance, a member of the Army of Provision.
Thirty million generations of philosophers have debated the definition of intelligence. The most popular definition appears in the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation android manuals:
"Intelligence is the ability to reconcile totally contradictory situations without going completely bonkers. For example, having a stomach ache and not having a stomach ache at the same time, holding a hole without the doughnut, having good luck and bad luck simultaneously, or seeing a real estate agent waive his fee."
(also: philosophy)
(also: mice)
"Intelligence is the ability to reconcile totally contradictory situations without going completely bonkers. For example, having a stomach ache and not having a stomach ache at the same time, holding a hole without the doughnut, having good luck and bad luck simultaneously, or seeing a real estate agent waive his fee."
(also: philosophy)
(also: mice)
(n.) european country; country you call when you need a replacement germany. famous for old classical musicians or something
(n.) a large cloud of ionized, gaseous stardust that might someday contract and coalesce into a star, if it's very well-behaved and says its prayers.
nebulae in real life are very sparse and dispersed, and thus they are not a very good place to hide from the wrath of khan.
nebulae in real life are very sparse and dispersed, and thus they are not a very good place to hide from the wrath of khan.
socially scarce, and thus socially valuable
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“"observers" must obey the call.”
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