Noun /ˈlɛmən/
A fruit that looks innocent enough on the outside, but is often a sour disappointment on the inside. A favorite of used car salesmen and con artists everywhere, it has the power to turn a dream into a nightmare with a single turn of the key.
(also: marriage)
a pagan holiday ruined by a christian holiday ruined by commercialism
Censorious language by oneself concerning another. The word is of classical refinement, and is even said to have been used in a fable by Georgius Coadjutor, one of the most fastidious writers of the fifteenth century — commonly, indeed, regarded as the founder of the Fastidiotic School.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A fatal dose of medicine when administered by any other than the physician.
(n.) a small metallic disk used as an insignificant quantity of money; so insignificant, in fact, that you'll often find it used for other purposes like resolving two-sided disagreements
A filial coup de grâce whereby one is released from the lingering torments of paternity.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
"autonomous sensory meridian response:" a pleasurably shivery tingly sensation you get when you hear a sound you really like.
a surprising amount of online content has been created and put up on the internet, in order to help viewers experience this sensation.
... it's not pornography. we are assured that it is not pornography.
a surprising amount of online content has been created and put up on the internet, in order to help viewers experience this sensation.
... it's not pornography. we are assured that it is not pornography.
a piano haunted by the ghost of a pianist, left to forever play whatever piece it was that led to his death.
To make an enemy.
(n.) a garment intended to be placed upon the head. convenient for conveying one's status and hiding any bald spots
(n.) that which helps establish a rhythm and a balance to poetry. feel the flow of your words and thoughts, don't force it. forced rhymes are like nails on a chalkboard, and no one wants that.
unsurprisingly, it is etymologically (thereby, historically and psychologically) connected both to mathematics, precision, reason, as well as to soul, flow, symmetry. a bridge between oft-warring factions (of science and spirituality).
earlier, also written as:
(also: rime)
(also: rhime)
unsurprisingly, it is etymologically (thereby, historically and psychologically) connected both to mathematics, precision, reason, as well as to soul, flow, symmetry. a bridge between oft-warring factions (of science and spirituality).
earlier, also written as:
(also: rime)
(also: rhime)
(1816-1908): a frenchman and scientist in the field of biochemistry, and archenemy of louis pasteur. by modern reckoning pasteur won their last bout, by striking antoine's glass jaw of granular theory with the devastating right hook of germ theory
(1642 – 1727) – British mathematician and scientist.
(also: isaac newton quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: isaac newton quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(n.) an viewing device whose leisure delights are used to treat psychological problems such as independent thought, lack of apathy, and concern with the outside world
an occurrence in which the view of the sun or moon is obstructed by clouds, resulting in disappointment that you missed the eclipse
(n.) a specimen of utter dependency and helplessness. often equipped with such sad eyes and default facial expressions.
perhaps the sadness of the toys they have access to playing with -- the supposed, pale mimicry of real prey -- is too much for them to bear.
perhaps the sadness of the toys they have access to playing with -- the supposed, pale mimicry of real prey -- is too much for them to bear.
(1451 – 1504) Queen of Castille, who helped create a powerful and unified state of Spain whose influence spread to the Americas.
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(also: queen isabella i quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: queen isabella i quotes)
(n.) an oxymoron. you either have your one (1) top priority, or you're diluting the concept and rendering it ineffective as such.
(also: halfway to nowhere)
(also: halfway to nowhere)
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