1847 – 1922) – Scottish inventor of the telephone.
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(n.) that which is other and distinct from humanity, either in the sense of being a feral beast, some sort of supernatural entity, or craig
(n.) bit of flesh stuck to the front of your head. the standard issue face tends to include two eyes, a mouth, and a nose.
one with hidden sinister intentions is said to be two-faced
according to one expert, the world may be seen crashing down all around one's face, unless it's only mesh and lace
(v.) to aim one's face at another's face, for face-to-face combat, or, as some call it, conversation
one with hidden sinister intentions is said to be two-faced
according to one expert, the world may be seen crashing down all around one's face, unless it's only mesh and lace
(v.) to aim one's face at another's face, for face-to-face combat, or, as some call it, conversation
n. A large stone presented by the archangel Gabriel to the patriarch Abraham, and preserved at Mecca. The patriarch had perhaps asked the archangel for bread.
(n.) a pattern of behaviour that demeans, weakens, demoralizes the soul. something that strengthens one's belief in a real-but-not-true passivity towards one's circumstances.
(also: real but not true)
(also: real but not true)
n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavor to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with. From the Latin mens, a fact unknown to that honest shoe-seller, who, observing that his learned competitor over the way had displayed the motto "Mens conscia recti," emblazoned his own shop front with the words "Men's, women's and children's conscia recti."
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(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
The science of picking the pocket through the scalp. It consists in locating and exploiting the organ that one is a dupe with.
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(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
n. The end of night and dawn of dejection. The morning was discovered by a Chaldean astronomer, who, finding his observation of the stars unaccountably interrupted, diligently sought the cause and found it. After several centuries of disputation, morning was generally accepted by the scientific as a reasonable cause of the interruption and a constantly recurrent natural phenomenon.
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(v.) cheating at money
A way of cultural information being shared
sexily delirious from the oppressive heat.
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A private restaurent in china.
(n.) the state after having cleared all the muckity muck from the mucky pond -- the doubts, worries, envies, misfortunes. when giving something new a chance becomes possible.
(also: debt jubilee)
(also: phoenix)
(also: newborn)
(also: baby)
(also: debt jubilee)
(also: phoenix)
(also: newborn)
(also: baby)
An ox wearing the popular religious yoke.
Having the quality of magazine poetry. (also: FLUMMERY)
(n.) a place for a judge to decide who wins an argument and who has to pay what to whom. 2) in medieval times, a body of officials, retainers, servants, ministers, and assorted other lickspittles who attend on a king or lord
(v.) to attempt strategically to persuade another to have sex with you
(v.) to attempt strategically to persuade another to have sex with you
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