"you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"
-a carefully crafted insult intended to describe one whose appearance might be called grabastic
(n.) the fan-made art of scanning, translation, and editing of comics from one language to another (usually with Japanese manga; usually without author permission but hopefully taken in good faith).
ostensibly, derived by combining 'scanning and translation', but works just as well with 'scanning and collation'. two portmanteaus with one word, though a pretty clunky one, all in all.
(also: manga)
(also: good faith)
(also: portmanteau)
(also: two birds with one stone)
(also: vegans, don't crucify me)
ostensibly, derived by combining 'scanning and translation', but works just as well with 'scanning and collation'. two portmanteaus with one word, though a pretty clunky one, all in all.
(also: manga)
(also: good faith)
(also: portmanteau)
(also: two birds with one stone)
(also: vegans, don't crucify me)
(n.) a food that takes the form of an O made of fried sugar-dough. even though such toruses are theoretically without beginning or end, donuts tend to be gone very quickly.
the place we take ourselves when we refuse much needed help
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey
What is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile? Cats. Cats are nice
(also: cat)
(also: cat)
When you can afford to give your dog the backyard it deserves.
(n.) someone trained to operate aboard a spacecraft, braving such dangers as the pitiless vacuum of space, the burning agony of unshielded radiation, the wasting-away of their bone and muscle mass, and the existential agony that accompanies total realization of one's insignificance in the grand scheme of things, all in the hopes of exploring totally uninhabitable places with generally little in the way of mineral wealth.
astronauts may be said to blur the line between courageous heroism and flagrant stupidity
astronauts may be said to blur the line between courageous heroism and flagrant stupidity
adjective: lacking resources, whether in the material worldor the metaphysical sense
example: when the love of my life passed away, i felt poor with no hope for companionship or reciprocated love to be experienced again.
example: when the love of my life passed away, i felt poor with no hope for companionship or reciprocated love to be experienced again.
mostly russian
(also: russia)
(also: russia)
(n.) something you won't enjoy until you've acquired some taste.
(n.) the evening meal in most cultures, often a social occasion for members of a family to exchange bland pleasantries and cram down the day's anxieties and frustrations
(n.) a substance used for medical purposes. yeah. medical. we'll go with that.
the basic human decency afforded by obeying me
(n.) one of nature's freakier little bastards, widely reviled for its scuttling posture, venom dripping chelicerae, and beady little clusters of eyes, not to mention its devious use of snares to capture unsuspecting prey. comes in distressingly large sizes and one is watching you almost constantly
activity carried out by suckers who don't know how to invest
n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A fine and costly residence, particularly that of a great official. The residence of a high dignitary of the Christian Church is called a palace; that of the Founder of his religion was known as a field, or wayside. There is progress.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
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