to parade (your pet) around.
a smol creature dedicated to destroying ur belongings with its epic cuteness and sharp beak
(n.) a fatal flaw. the gravest of sins. impossible to right such a wrong.
(also: spelling)
(also: attention to detail)
(also: grammar nazi)
(also: sin)
(also: penance)
(also: spelling)
(also: attention to detail)
(also: grammar nazi)
(also: sin)
(also: penance)
pro. The objectionable case of I. The personal pronoun in English has three cases, the dominative, the objectionable and the oppressive. Each is all three.
(also: you)
(also: the devils dictionary)
(also: you)
(also: the devils dictionary)
(n.) a european who drinks olive oil from the flask and despises spaniards
(n.) a way of saying "distinguishing characteristics," when you feel that just saying "distinguishing characteristics" just wouldn't cut it
"hey, this has all the indicia of a run on the banks, george!"
"hey, this has all the indicia of a run on the banks, george!"
informal term for ladypox
A gift from Heaven signifying, "This is my beloved son, in whom I am well pleased."
—John D. Rockefeller
The reward of toil and virtue.
—J.P. Morgan
The savings of many in the hands of one.
—Eugene Debs
To these excellent definitions the inspired lexicographer feels that he can add nothing of value.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
—John D. Rockefeller
The reward of toil and virtue.
—J.P. Morgan
The savings of many in the hands of one.
—Eugene Debs
To these excellent definitions the inspired lexicographer feels that he can add nothing of value.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
The modern-day equivalent of a digital witch hunt fueled by outrage and virtue signaling.
(n.) a particularly seditious form of vegetable; unlike corn, which is dutifully regimented in rows of stalks, potatoes tend to dwell underground, where they might be up to any kind of subversive activity
still, they can be served a lot of ways and most of them taste pretty good.
still, they can be served a lot of ways and most of them taste pretty good.
Acronym for non functional testicles
Basically when someone says he's got NFTs, he is saying he's infertile
Basically when someone says he's got NFTs, he is saying he's infertile
Ennui, the state or condition of one that is bored. Many fanciful derivations of the word have been affirmed, but so high an authority as Father Jape says that it comes from a very obvious source — the first words of the ancient Latin hymn Te Deum Laudamus. In this apparently natural derivation there is something that saddens.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
To remit a penalty and restore to a life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(v.) the act of desperately trying to salvage a plan that has gone horribly awry
(n.) a particle even smaller than an atom, which apparently read "atoms cannot be subdivided into smaller particles" somewhere and decided "hell with you, I do what I want"
come in six refreshing flavors: up, down, top, bottom, strange, and charm.
come in six refreshing flavors: up, down, top, bottom, strange, and charm.
(n.) the point at which a married couple simply can't make the holy and sacred bond of matrimony work anymore
(also: divorce rate)
(also: divorce rate)
A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.
(also: [enemy)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: [enemy)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
singularity!
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join