(n.) little black bird that suddenly appears every time roadkill is near
a very famous song of the band 'morcheeba'
“You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.”
― John Lennon
(author: John Lennon)
― John Lennon
(author: John Lennon)
(n.) one of those tiny countries that's basically just a bunch of banks and casinos that declared independence to get out of paying taxes
(n.) a traveling attraction which offers clowns, stunt performances and trained animals.
circus is also the latin word for "circle," which explains why Piccadilly Circus is one of London's most disappointing tourist attractions next to pall mall
circus is also the latin word for "circle," which explains why Piccadilly Circus is one of London's most disappointing tourist attractions next to pall mall
In the multiplex theism of certain Christian churches, three entirely distinct deities consistent with only one. Subordinate deities of the polytheistic faith, such as devils and angels, are not dowered with the power of combination, and must urge individually their claims to adoration and propitiation. The Trinity is one of the most sublime mysteries of our holy religion. In rejecting it because it is incomprehensible, Unitarians betray their inadequate sense of theological fundamentals. In religion we believe only what we do not understand, except in the instance of an intelligible doctrine that contradicts an incomprehensible one. In that case we believe the former as a part of the latter.
(also: god)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: god)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) bravery; ability to act in the face of fear, pain or grief
among other things this quality is believed to make a king of a slave, induce the flag on the mast to wave, and put the 'ape' in 'apricot'
among other things this quality is believed to make a king of a slave, induce the flag on the mast to wave, and put the 'ape' in 'apricot'
the point in a story when they wrap it all up, not because the plot has been building towards resolution, but because this is the end of the book and the editor wants a resolution.
Something god prohibit me to do or else I will be so powerfull.
(adj.) a physical property of an object.
(adj.) a conceptual property of a meme (philosophically speaking), e.g. image, melody, idea.
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(adj.) a conceptual property of a meme (philosophically speaking), e.g. image, melody, idea.
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A competing or opposing lawyer.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
n. The spore of insomnia, as distinguished from Conscience, the bacillus of the same disease. Indigenous to New Jersey, where the marshes in which they multiply are known as meadows and the mosquitoes themselves are affirmed by the natives to be larks.
"I am the master of all things!" Man cried.
"Then, pray, what am I?" the Mosquito replied.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
"I am the master of all things!" Man cried.
"Then, pray, what am I?" the Mosquito replied.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A device having a relation to the eye similar to that of the telephone to the ear, enabling distant objects to plague us with a multitude of needless details. Luckily it is unprovided with a bell summoning us to the sacrifice.
(also: space)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: space)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Discord, Disagreement or two conflicting opinions. Also a place to ruin friendships.
a cold private place perfectly designed for awkward teenage encounters of a sexual nature
(n.) a particle even smaller than an atom, which apparently read "atoms cannot be subdivided into smaller particles" somewhere and decided "hell with you, I do what I want"
come in six refreshing flavors: up, down, top, bottom, strange, and charm.
come in six refreshing flavors: up, down, top, bottom, strange, and charm.
A modern forum in which fools can parade their ignorance to an audience eager to share in it.
(n.) one who is foolish or contemptible; the word, originally Hebrew, is widely recognized as an inherently funny one to say
(n.) the earliest iteration of the popular 90's toy Etch-A-Sketch
An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join