Freaky dance moves pulled up by Lil Adam after he was literally brought to life.

a two-week-long suicide threat

The worst part of an egg

(also: egg)

(n.) a deep story, which, when measured against literal-mindedness, seems a lie (hence the popular use of the term 'myth' to indicate a falsehood). a story children will ask to hear again and again, not because they are stupid or have low standards, but because they are absorbing cultural and existential patterns.

hear my vow,
I reclaim this term 'myth',
here and now!

(also: vow)
(also: oath)

(also: stake-claiming flag)
(also: flag on the moon)

(adj.) of the same name

(also: name)
(also: names)
(also: naming)

(n.) an academic discipline that discusses and researches the motions of physical bodies, from tiny atoms up to massive stars and our entire galaxy.

physics was invented when archimedes was running home from the bathhouse to write down his thoughts on fluid displacement; he slipped and fell into a temporal anomaly, landing on the head of isaac newton, who thus also got some neat ideas about gravity in one of history's rare twofers.

... well, okay, it wasn't exactly that, but it was something like that.

(adj.) describing something which appears cobbled together from unrelated components, like a quilt made by grandmother, a monster made by frankenstein or a car made by an albanian

a situation in which ideas can compete and evolve to be most agreeable with people's biases

n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(1732 – 1799) – Leader of US forces during American Revolution and 1st President of US.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: george washington quotes)
(also: united states of america)

A judicial officer of limited jurisdiction and unbounded incapacity.

(n.) plural = teeth

those little bone nubs in your mouth that help you tear up food

spartacus (103-71 BC) is a somewhat mysterious historical figure. a greek, or possibly a thracian (from what is today bulgaria), little is known of his life except that he was a military leader, then a gladiator, then he led a massive slave uprising against rome, one of the few wars in history where it's totally uncontroversial to side entirely with one of the belligerents.

since his background is so mysterious, he is one of those historical figures you could potentially turn out to be if you're ever a time traveler (blackbeard is another!)

To carry on business candidly.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) apparently one of the creator's attempts at the ultimate life form. commonly found in maryland

Well, we're all different
(also: life)

A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.
(also: [enemy)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

n. The collective body of the writings of all mankind, excepting Hubert Howe Bancroft and AdairWelcker. Theirs are Illiterature.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) based af.

(also: lenin)

(also: capitalism)

1. A suit made or brought for the specified purpose of wearing for your birthday.
2. (also: nudity)
3. Being or having been found being naked