Expression. The artful response to someone's attempt at assistance that's akin to receiving a single raisin as payment for winning a chocolate factory.
(also: shame on you)
a shepherd's staff held by a bishop in order to present himself as "one of the laymen"
(n.) the late-night movie that plays within one's head while one is in the throes of sleep. a typical dream is likely to be some combination of unfocused, deranged, erotic, and terrifying.
a goodly amount of folklore surrounds the act of dreaming, with some believing them to be tinged with prophetic foresight or symbolic inner meaning. this is difficult to reconcile with the sheer weight of dreams of an erotic nature, since we all know that shit just ain't happening.
the everly brothers assure you that, should they want you and your charms in their arms, they may achieve this state of affairs within their dreams
(also: nightmare), for dreams that are scary
(also: wet dream), for dreams that are... wet.
a goodly amount of folklore surrounds the act of dreaming, with some believing them to be tinged with prophetic foresight or symbolic inner meaning. this is difficult to reconcile with the sheer weight of dreams of an erotic nature, since we all know that shit just ain't happening.
the everly brothers assure you that, should they want you and your charms in their arms, they may achieve this state of affairs within their dreams
(also: nightmare), for dreams that are scary
(also: wet dream), for dreams that are... wet.
n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
an argument you refute in effigy
(adj.) the condition of low temperature, pertaining variously to the weather, to food, to a sensation experienced when one touches a physical surface, to the cruel behavior of my heartless ex-wife, and various other referents
a method of poverty reduction in which poverty is located and bombed to oblivion
A large bird whose flesh when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. Incidentally, it is pretty good eating.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: encyclopedia galactica)
(356 - 323 BC) – King of Macedonia and military leader.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: alexander the great quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: alexander the great quotes)
(385–303BC) Chinese philosopher one of the principal interpreters of Confucianism.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: mencius quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: mencius quotes)
(n.) a big fancy piano sort of thing that you can play. alternatively, a series of meatsacks within your body which are used to play you.
(n.) a sensation that follows right after one gets one's hopes up, during which the hopes come crashing down and break into shards of bitter, bitter reality.
the beautiful phenomenon where you get eaten by wolves. It's beautiful because it's normal.
(also: color)
In national politics, a member of the Lower House in this world, and without discernible hope of promotion in the next.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
a system in which people are defined by points based on how they live life, and that it can affect their daily life, such as flying out of the country, decisions in court. a lot like the credit score for bank cards.
the basic human decency afforded by obeying me
A european country known for an excessive amount of beer consumption and pen thieving president
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
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