(also: stupid)
(also: deep thought)
(n.) one who ensures that entertainment does not become too spicy for the mental digestion of the audience
(v.) to do what a censor does, much as an engineer engineers, or a doctor doctors. no, wait.
(v.) to do what a censor does, much as an engineer engineers, or a doctor doctors. no, wait.
“Slutty,” but spelled wrong.
(n.) that big flat thing you're usually perpendicular to
(n.) how non-pretentious people say "film"
(n.) bravery; ability to act in the face of fear, pain or grief
among other things this quality is believed to make a king of a slave, induce the flag on the mast to wave, and put the 'ape' in 'apricot'
among other things this quality is believed to make a king of a slave, induce the flag on the mast to wave, and put the 'ape' in 'apricot'
noun: to yearn for a result that may or may not benefit an individual's situation due to overlooking consequences and only considering the rewards
(n.) A frozen hell in the extreme north of the American continent. Inhabited primarily by roving packs of hockey fans, wolverines, and gravy.
(also: roving packs)
(also: roving packs)
(n.) one of few surviving aquatic dinosaurs. serves as an inspiration for many middle aged men by compensating for its unimpressive build with a very dapper style of dress
(n.) person who obsesses over frogs, sweater weather by the neighborhood and catches feelings for all of their friends; (also: me )
"you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"
-a carefully crafted insult intended to describe one whose appearance might be called grabastic
-a carefully crafted insult intended to describe one whose appearance might be called grabastic
(1395 – 1468) – Inventor of the printing press.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: johann gutenberg quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: johann gutenberg quotes)
the beautiful phenomenon where you get eaten by wolves. It's beautiful because it's normal.
(n.) a peon; a lowly goombah; a low-ranking catspaw; a lackey; an errand boy; a mook
(n.) 1) a foul play in the grand game of civilization. 2) that which cannot be further discussed without the consultation of a lawyer.
(c 1391 – 1271 BC) A key figure of Jewish / Christian history gave10 Commandments of Old Testament
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: 10 Commandments )
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: 10 Commandments )
The highly comical sound that an 80's Sci-fi gun makes.
Can also be the following sounds.
"PEEEEW PEW PEW PEW"
"PEW PEW PEW"
Can also be the following sounds.
"PEEEEW PEW PEW PEW"
"PEW PEW PEW"
a competitive recreational activity. exists for the detriment of schoolchildren so they may build character, as well as for the benefit of the gambling community.
"real" sports: football, hockey, tennis, basketball, baseball, pugilism, allegedly lacrosse and polo in places where rich people are found
"not real" sports (that is, possibly made up on the spot as an elaborate prank): curling, cricket
"real" sports: football, hockey, tennis, basketball, baseball, pugilism, allegedly lacrosse and polo in places where rich people are found
"not real" sports (that is, possibly made up on the spot as an elaborate prank): curling, cricket
One of an experimental and apparently unsatisfactory race that antedated Creation and lived under conditions not easily conceived. Melsius believed them to have inhabited "the Void" and to have been something intermediate between fishes and birds. Little is known of them beyond the fact that they supplied Cain with a wife and theologians with a controversy.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join