weather

trustycoffeemug
the momentary condition of the planet's atmosphere, particularly with regards to heat, cold, precipitation intensity,, earth, wind, fire, torrents of falling fish... that sort of stuff.

mormon

the devils dictionary
n. A follower of Joseph Smith, who received from an angel a revelation inscribed on brass plates and afterward revised and enlarged by his successor in the prophethood. While still an inoffensive people the Mormons were bitterly persecuted, their prophet assassinated, their homes burned and themselves driven into the desert, where they prospered, practiced polygamy and themselves took a hand in the game of persecution.
They say the Mormons are liars. They say that Joseph Smith did not receive from the hands of an angel the written revelation that we obey. Let them prove it!
—Brigham Young, Prophet and Logician.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

real job

admin
Something Admin have found , also something Admin hates.
(also: food technologist)
(also: hygiene)

Sadly bacterias loves what we humans loves to eat. Food technologist have to whip poor workers and run a factory 24/7 in his/her mind. This means Admin have to work 9 hours at the factory, 9 hours remotely.


Dreams to run avay from a real job not always comes true. (also: coofl)

fact

jason
an indisputable truth that cannot be argued about, as opposed to an opinion, which is subjective, and pointless to argue about.

simon bolivar quotes

lister
(also: simon bolivar)

”When tyranny becomes law, rebellion is a right.” -Simon Bolivar

”A people that loves freedom will in the end be free.” -Simon Bolivar

”The art of victory is learned in defeat.” -Simon Bolivar

”Nations will march towards the apex of their greatness at the same pace as their education. Nations will soar if their education soars; they will regress if it regresses. Nations will fall and sink in darkness if education is corrupted or completely abandoned.” -Simon Bolivar

”Flee the country where a lone man holds all power: It is a nation of slaves.”-Simon Bolivar

”To do something right it must be done twice. The first time instructs the second.”-Simon Bolivar

”The continuation of authority has frequently proved the undoing of democratic governments. Repeated elections are essential to the system of popular governments, because there is nothing so dangerous as to suffer power to be vested for a long time in one citizen. The people become accustomed to obeying him, and he becomes accustomed to commanding, hence the origin of usurpation and tyranny.”-Simon Bolivar

”In the unity of our nations rests the glorious future of our peoples.”-Simon Bolivar

”It is harder to maintain the balance of freedom than it is to endure the weight of tyranny.”-Simon Bolivar

”The United States appear to be destined by Providence to plague America with misery in the name of liberty.”-Simon Bolivar

”Do not compare your material forces with those of the enemy. Spirit cannot be compared with matter. You are human beings, they are beasts. You are free, they are slaves.”-Simon Bolivar

”God grants victory to perseverance.”-Simon Bolivar

”The Ignorance the people live in leads them to commit mistakes against their own happiness.”-Simon Bolivar

”The first duty of a government is to give education to the people.”-Simon Bolivar

”Colombians! My last wish is for the happiness of the patria. If my death contributes to the end of partisanship and the consolidation of the union, I shall be lowered in peace into my grave.”-Simon Bolivar

”A state too expensive in itself, or by virtue of its dependencies, ultimately falls into decay; its free government is transformed into a tyranny; it disregards the principles which it should preserve, and finally degenerates into despotism. The distinguishing characteristic of small republics is stability: the character of large republics is mutability.”-Simon Bolivar

”The freedom of the New World is the hope of the Universe.”-Simon Bolivar

”If Nature is against us, we shall fight Nature and make it obey.”-Simon Bolivar

”He who serves a revolution ploughs a sea.”-Simon Bolivar

”Out of the most secure things, the most secure is to doubt.”-Simon Bolivar

”The three greatest fools (majaderos) of history have been Jesus Christ, Don Quixote – and I!”-Simon Bolivar

”Morals and lights are our first necessities.”-Simon Bolivar

”Damn it, how will I ever get out of this labyrinth?”-Simon Bolivar

”Let the entire system of government be strengthened, and let the balance of power be drawn up in such a manner that it will be permanent and incapable of decay because of its own tenuity.”-Simon Bolivar

”Republican democracy is overperfect and demands political virtues and talents far superior to our own.”-Simon Bolivar

”War lives on despotism and is not waged with God's love.”-Simon Bolivar

”Our hatred knows no bounds, and the war shall be to the death.”-Simon Bolivar

”Legislators could certainly do with a school of morals.”-Simon Bolivar

”Among the popular and representative systems of government I do not approve of the federal system: it is too perfect; and it requires virtues and political talents much superior to our own.”-Simon Bolivar

”Is it conceivable that a newly emancipated people can soar to the heights of liberty, and, unlike Icarus, neither have its wings melt nor fall into an abyss? Such a marvel is inconceivable and without precedent. There is no reasonable probability to bolster our hopes.”-Simon Bolivar

”Do not adopt the best system of government, but the one most likely to succeed.”-Simon Bolivar

”Slavery is the offspring of darkness.”-Simon Bolivar

”If Nature is opposed, we will fight her and make her obbey us.”-Simon Bolivar

”When mankind was in its infancy, steeped in uncertainty, ignorance, and error, was it possible to foresee what system it would adopt for preservation.”-Simon Bolivar

”Colombians! Gather around the constitutional congress. It represents the wisdom of the nation, the legitimate hope of the people, and the final point of reunion of the patriots”-Simon Bolivar

”The death of my wife placed me early in the road of politics, and caused me to follow the chariot of Mars”-Simon Bolivar

”If Miranda believed the Spaniards would observe the treaty, he should have remained to keep them to their word; if he did not, he was a traitor to have sacrificed his army to it”-Simon Bolivar

”We have been ruled more by deceit than by force, and we have been degraded more by vice than by superstition”-Simon Bolivar

”To do something right it must be done twice. The first time instructs the second”-Simon Bolivar

”Should I not let it be known to later generations that Alexander Petion is the true liberator of my country?”-Simon Bolivar

"They mistake pure illusion for reality, license for freedom, treason for patriotism, vengeance for justice”-Simon Bolivar

”It is harder to maintain the balance of freedom than it is to endure the weight of tyranny”-Simon Bolivar

”All who have served the Revolution have ploughed the sea”-Simon Bolivar

”A people that loves freedom will in the end be free”-Simon Bolivar

”Good morals, and not force are the pillars of the law”-Simon Bolivar

”God grants victory to perseverance”-Simon Bolivar

”Slavery is the worst human indignity”-Simon Bolivar

ultimatum

the devils dictionary
In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.

Having received an ultimatum from Austria, the Turkish Ministry met to consider it.

"O servant of the Prophet," said the Sheik of the Imperial Chibouk to the Mamoosh of the Invincible Army, "how many unconquerable soldiers have we in arms?"

"Upholder of the Faith," that dignitary replied after examining his memoranda, "they are in numbers as the leaves of the forest!"

"And how many impenetrable battleships strike terror to the hearts of all Christian swine?" he asked the Imaum of the Ever Victorious Navy.

"Uncle of the Full Moon," was the reply, "deign to know that they are as the waves of the ocean, the sands of the desert and the stars of Heaven!"

For eight hours the broad brow of the Sheik of the Imperial Chibouk was corrugated with evidences of deep thought: he was calculating the chances of war. Then, "Sons of angels," he said, "the die is cast! I shall suggest to the Ulema of the Imperial Ear that he advise inaction. In the name of Allah, the council is adjourned."

(also: war)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

governing people

douglas adams
The major problem - one of the major problems, for there are several - one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well known fact, that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

(also: people)
(also: problem)

laocoön

the devils dictionary
n. A famous piece of antique sculpture representing a priest of that name and his two sons in the folds of two enormous serpents. The skill and diligence with which the old man and lads support the serpents and keep them up to their work have been justly regarded as one of the noblest artistic illustrations of the mastery of human intelligence over brute inertia.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

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