(n.) leaves, grasses, needles (or the like) + hot water. and idc what the tea snobs say.
https://www.teasource.com/pages/types-of-teahttps://www.wikihow.com/Make-Lemongrass-Tea(also:
bubble tea)
(n.) leaked drama, generally about e-celebs.
there are whole youtube channels dedicated to 'spilling the tea' on popular YouTubers.
(also:
spill the tea)
Inaccessible to the truth as it is manifest in the splendor and stress of our advocacy.
The popular type and exponent of obstinacy is the mule, a most intelligent animal.
(n.) a professional who studies the health and condition of teeth, regarded as kin to schoolteachers and other torturers
A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.
(n.) a particle even smaller than an
atom, which apparently read "atoms cannot be subdivided into smaller particles" somewhere and decided "hell with you, I do what I want"
come in six refreshing flavors: up, down, top, bottom, strange, and charm.
(n.) a secondary banana. a backup singer. a trusted subordinate. a euphemistic way of describing one's gay lover.
(n.) something meant to be sat upon. one of those modern conveniences that are thankfully easy to improvise in times of shortage
n. Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
M is for Moses,
Who slew the Egyptian.
As sweet as a rose is
The meekness of Moses.
No monument shows his
Post-mortem inscription,
But M is for Moses
Who slew the Egyptian.
—The Biographical Alphabet
(also:
the devil's dictionary)
(also:
revenge)
(also:
sheep)
(1743 – 1794) French chemist and biologist who had a leading impact on the chemical revolution.
(also:
100 most influential people in the world)
(also:
antoine laurent lavoisier quotes)
“He that can have patience can have what he will.”
― Benjamin Franklin
(also:
Benjamin Franklin)
(n.) Christianity, classic recipe. Distinguished by its use of big elaborately decorated places of worship and tall fancy hats. Originators of the oral sex loophole for preserving virginity.
n. Literally a freedman; hence, one who is in bondage to his passions.
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
a country spread across five islands in the easternmost part of east
asia.
for some reason, frequently confused with
china by outsiders, so let's get this out of the way:
china things: great walls. silken pajamas. jackie chan. mao zedong. confucius. crazy-ass operas.
japan things: ninja. samurai. sumo wrestlers. anime. cherry blossoms. mount fuji. karaoke.
things both places have:
noodles.
tea.
buddhism. urban sprawl.
Ennui, the state or condition of one that is bored. Many fanciful derivations of the word have been affirmed, but so high an authority as Father Jape says that it comes from a very obvious source — the first words of the ancient Latin hymn Te Deum Laudamus. In this apparently natural derivation there is something that saddens.
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
Sea hoes is a word used to describe mermaids. They use their songs to lure people in. Because they want all that attention, they can be called sea hoes, rather than mermaids.
Example:
Dood1: Bro we're gonna get all the sea hoes
Dood2: yeah and we're gonna give them crabs
(n.) supposedly that which separates human beings from lowly animals, since animals are influenced largely by desire for things like food, water, and shelter, whereas humans are influenced by much more sophisticated things political demagoguery and subliminal advertising
An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) the
frog's wartier, homelier cousin
a game where you wait in line, shoot a basketball, get back in line, shoot again, nope, you missed, now wait for the next game.
