(n.) the evening meal in most cultures, often a social occasion for members of a family to exchange bland pleasantries and cram down the day's anxieties and frustrations
(n.) a place that promises free jam tomorrow, provided prospective visitors have forgone jam today; reaching such a place is the central tenet of most major religions
(also: religion)
(also: religion)
one who attempts to defend an idea without letting on that they find it defensible
The modern-day equivalent of a digital witch hunt fueled by outrage and virtue signaling.
(n.) one whose job is to negotiate agreements between nations, which will later be broken as an excuse to have a war
(also: war)
(also: war)
(n.) elongated fragments of potato that have had the nutritional value fried and salted out of them. a highly accessible food sold in many venues as a side dish
playfully referred to as "french fries," though our best intelligence suggests they may have come from belgium instead (they may also be called "freedom fries" if the french are going through a period of significant unpopularity)
playfully referred to as "french fries," though our best intelligence suggests they may have come from belgium instead (they may also be called "freedom fries" if the french are going through a period of significant unpopularity)
The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
n. Privation of that which we had, or had not. Thus, in the latter sense, it is said of a defeated candidate that he "lost his election"; and of that eminent man, the poet Gilder, that he has "lost his mind." It is in the former and more legitimate sense, that the word is used in the famous epitaph:
Here Huntington's ashes long have lain
Whose loss is our own eternal gain,
For while he exercised all his powers
Whatever he gained, the loss was ours.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Here Huntington's ashes long have lain
Whose loss is our own eternal gain,
For while he exercised all his powers
Whatever he gained, the loss was ours.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
An ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(1878 – 1953) Absolute ruler of the Soviet Union from 1924 to his death. Led the Soviet Union in WWII.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: joseph stalin quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: joseph stalin quotes)
Calepine of Obloquy, Flippancy, & Lampoonery
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https://www.wordnik.com/words/calepine
(noun): A game that's easy to learn but impossible to master, causing losers to hate it and winners to lord their superiority over everyone else. Just don't knock over the pieces in a fit of rage.
(also: success)
(n.) Christianity, classic recipe. Distinguished by its use of big elaborately decorated places of worship and tall fancy hats. Originators of the oral sex loophole for preserving virginity.
Noun /fərˈbōtn,vər-/ French underground film community formed in defiance of German occupation during WW2 declaring their films forbidden under lethal threat. "Verboten films were a death sentence if the dictatorship caught you."
(1856 – 1939) An Austrian neurologist who founded psychoanalysis, which involved the investigation of the subconscious, dreams and human mind.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: sigmund freud quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: sigmund freud quotes)
(n.) a country on south america, possibly a place where scientists test what would happen if everything that could go wrong went wrong in the same place at the same time
(also: leaving the planet)
(n.) a somewhat popular condiment commonly enjoyed on emulsified meat tubules, pulverized cow viscera, and sometimes pretzels.
the snobbish moutardier should always remember this mnemonic: if it's tangy and yella, you got crap there, fella. if it's gritty and brown, you're in quality town.
the snobbish moutardier should always remember this mnemonic: if it's tangy and yella, you got crap there, fella. if it's gritty and brown, you're in quality town.
The Boston Celtics (/ˈsɛltɪks/ SEL-tiks) are an American professional basketball team based in Boston. The Celtics compete in the National Basketball Association (NBA) as a member of the league's Eastern Conference Atlantic Division. Founded in 1946 as one of the league's original eight teams, the Celtics play their home games at TD Garden
Conference: Eastern
Division: Atlantic
Founded: 1946
History: Boston Celtics
Arena: TD Garden
Location: Boston, Massachusetts
Team colors: Green, white, black, gold, brown
2021-2022 Team List
7 Jaylen Brown
8 Malik Fitts
30 Sam Hauser
42 Al Horford
40 Luke Kornet
4 Juwan Morgan
26 Aaron Nesmith
11 Payton Pritchard
37 Matt Ryan
36 Marcus Smart
13 Nik Stauskas
0 Jayson Tatum
27 Daniel Theis
97 Brodric Thomas
9 Derrick White
12 Grant Williams
44 Robert Williams III
Conference: Eastern
Division: Atlantic
Founded: 1946
History: Boston Celtics
Arena: TD Garden
Location: Boston, Massachusetts
Team colors: Green, white, black, gold, brown
2021-2022 Team List
7 Jaylen Brown
8 Malik Fitts
30 Sam Hauser
42 Al Horford
40 Luke Kornet
4 Juwan Morgan
26 Aaron Nesmith
11 Payton Pritchard
37 Matt Ryan
36 Marcus Smart
13 Nik Stauskas
0 Jayson Tatum
27 Daniel Theis
97 Brodric Thomas
9 Derrick White
12 Grant Williams
44 Robert Williams III
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