Santa Claus for adults
“This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can't give up because if you give up, you'll never find your soulmate. You'll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.”
― Marilyn Monroe
(also: life)
(also: Marilyn Monroe)
― Marilyn Monroe
(also: life)
(also: Marilyn Monroe)
(n.) an online fashion shop platform, or short for depopulation. take your pick.
Life...is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast
(n.) path that isn't straight
n. A tall building on the seashore in which the government maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
― Mark Twain
― Mark Twain
(1460s –1524) Portuguese explorer, first European to reach India and establish a route for imperialism.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: vasco da gama quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: vasco da gama quotes)
A fatal dose of medicine when administered by any other than the physician.
A mark impressed upon certain kinds of documents to attest their authenticity and authority. Sometimes it is stamped upon wax, and attached to the paper, sometimes into the paper itself. Sealing, in this sense, is a survival of an ancient custom of inscribing important papers with cabalistic words or signs to give them a magical efficacy independent of the authority that they represent. In the British museum are preserved many ancient papers, mostly of a sacerdotal character, validated by necromantic pentagrams and other devices, frequently initial letters of words to conjure with; and in many instances these are attached in the same way that seals are appended now. As nearly every reasonless and apparently meaningless custom, rite or observance of modern times had origin in some remote utility, it is pleasing to note an example of ancient nonsense evolving in the process of ages into something really useful. Our word "sincere" is derived from sine cero, without wax, but the learned are not in agreement as to whether this refers to the absence of the cabalistic signs, or to that of the wax with which letters were formerly closed from public scrutiny. Either view of the matter will serve one in immediate need of an hypothesis. The initials L. S., commonly appended to signatures of legal documents, mean locum sigillis, the place of the seal, although the seal is no longer used — an admirable example of conservatism distinguishing Man from the beasts that perish. The words locum sigillis are humbly suggested as a suitable motto for the Pribyloff Islands whenever they shall take their place as a sovereign State of the American Union.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a choking, gasping, strangled bellowing that accompanies mirth. the best medicine, except for real medicine
v.t.
1. To correct an erring friend or admonish a needy one. Of women the word abandoned is used in the sense of indiscreet.
2. To confer the advantage of being rid of you. To recant
Thank heaven, I have abandoned the follies of youth for those of age.
—Chauncey Depew
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1. To correct an erring friend or admonish a needy one. Of women the word abandoned is used in the sense of indiscreet.
2. To confer the advantage of being rid of you. To recant
Thank heaven, I have abandoned the follies of youth for those of age.
—Chauncey Depew
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
n. One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
(also: the devils dictionary)
(also: the devils dictionary)
(adv.) not literally
An adherent without sense.
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(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.
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n. One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) with your eyes closed and your mind resting, you just might link to the OG.
(also: dreams)
(also: default mode network)
(also: dreams)
(also: default mode network)
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join