(n.) the act of putting something off until... ah screw it
(adj.) full to and over the brim.
spilling over the rim.
defying the container and its boundaries, and entering the world.
spilling over the rim.
defying the container and its boundaries, and entering the world.
(n.) professional term for the more scrapey kind of boo-boo
Disable comments in a video about freedom of speech.
n. A person who goes to the capital of his country to increase his own; one who makes laws and money.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A magical device for sedentary lifestyle enthusiasts that lovingly cushions your butt cheeks, like the babysitter your parents threatened to kill.
(also: enthusiasts)
(also: cushions)
(also: babysitter)
(also: enthusiasts)
(also: cushions)
(also: babysitter)
(n.) music for those moody angst-ridden teenager types; derived from a mix of african-american styles like jazz and country or gospel
Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man.
The pig is taught by sermons and epistles
To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.
—Judibras
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
The pig is taught by sermons and epistles
To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.
—Judibras
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: creation of the universe)
n. A war in which the weapons are words and the wounds punctures in the swim-bladder of self-esteem — a kind of contest in which, the vanquished being unconscious of defeat, the victor is denied the reward of success.
'Tis said by divers of the scholar-men
That poor Salmasius died of Milton's pen.
Alas! we cannot know if this is true,
For reading Milton's wit we perish too.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
'Tis said by divers of the scholar-men
That poor Salmasius died of Milton's pen.
Alas! we cannot know if this is true,
For reading Milton's wit we perish too.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
a Day when people should try to make you feel happy, but give you simply presents instead.
Usually, you don't even get a breakfest in Bed (.
Usually, you don't even get a breakfest in Bed (.
the period of history following the rule of roman emperor winston churchill, who, shortly after his victory in the boer wars, was assassinated at the senate building by john wilkes booth.
during this period, churchill's adopted son john f kennedy became the new emperor, cementing his reign by defeating the rebellion of lunar governor napoleon bonaparte and his mistress cleopatra.
during this period, churchill's adopted son john f kennedy became the new emperor, cementing his reign by defeating the rebellion of lunar governor napoleon bonaparte and his mistress cleopatra.
(n.) the catch-all term for nationally-syndicated televised news programs; these can be thought of as analogous to cartoons, only viewed by old people (though the cartoons tend to leave the viewer more stable)
(n.) a drink (often alcoholic) poured out as an offering -- ideally, onto the soil but a vessel works for the act, too. it can be offered to a god, an ancestor, or simply a deceased loved one. it can be offered in special ceremony or in daily life.
the Japanese will often have a small household table/ shrine with a photo of their passed one(s) and put out a meal and drink for them.
(also: offering)
(also: brimming)
the Japanese will often have a small household table/ shrine with a photo of their passed one(s) and put out a meal and drink for them.
(also: offering)
(also: brimming)
(noun):
Hilariously disastrous stories that make you question humanity's ability to navigate the simplest of tasks, like opening a door or using a toaster without setting the house on fire.
(also: tales from pizza guy)
Hilariously disastrous stories that make you question humanity's ability to navigate the simplest of tasks, like opening a door or using a toaster without setting the house on fire.
(also: tales from pizza guy)
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