A benighted person who prefers home-made deities and indigenous religious rites.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence. A term of contempt.


(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.
(also: boredom)

Fast Cars go vroom-vroom in complex and diverse circles.

Not depicted on a 4k 120hz monitor in the basement of your parents house, also near something untouched e.g grass

(n.) um... ask your mother.

A competing or opposing lawyer.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) an insectivorous animal no doubt brimming with resentment about the aardvark.

(also: aardvark)

the point at which you are most expected to pay attention

An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.

(1749 – 1823) Developed the world's first vaccine (the smallpox vaccine). Known as the father of immunology.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: edward jenner quotes)

an engine component that increases the engine's impressiveness.

(adj.) intractable, incorrigible, and not susceptible to moral persuasion. generally very willfully naughty

One whose mind is the creature of its environment, following the fashion in thought, feeling and sentiment. He is sometimes learned, frequently prosperous, commonly clean and always solemn.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the buffone, or clown, and was therefore the ape of an ape; for the clown himself imitated the serious characters of the play. The zany was progenitor to the specialist in humor, as we to-day have the unhappiness to know him. In the zany we see an example of creation; in the humorist, of transmission. Another excellent specimen of the modern zany is the curate, who apes the rector, who apes the bishop, who apes the archbishop, who apes the devil.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) an institution in which groups of people come together in public prayer to recognize their deity

public prayer can also be observed in other places such as a casino, but in a casino the people praying actually mean it

someone who doesn't believe my accusations of wrongdoing, and thereby sees the wrongdoing as right

(n.) the frog's wartier, homelier cousin

Noun /ˈlɛmən/

A fruit that looks innocent enough on the outside, but is often a sour disappointment on the inside. A favorite of used car salesmen and con artists everywhere, it has the power to turn a dream into a nightmare with a single turn of the key.

(also: marriage)

(n.) a reptilian animal that was at the back of the queue when evolution was handing out limbs