n. The kind of political and social reformer who is more concerned to bring others down to his plane than to lift himself to theirs.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the worlds most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood, it doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will fire whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child could use it, and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.

a song that constantly plays in the background whenever italian things are happening

you know the one i mean.

See horse

Florida is a state in us,settled by florida man.

n. A property, condition or state of matter. The existence and possibility of motion is denied by many philosophers, who point out that a thing cannot move where it is and cannot move where it is not. Others, with Galileo, say: "And yet it moves." It is not the province of the lexicographer to decide.

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How charming is divine Philosophy!
—Milton

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

“I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.”
― Kurt Cobain

(n.) licensed grave robbery, carried out by the more rugged and outdoorsy variety of academic. But not quite as rugged or outdoorsy as you're thinking.

To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

a type of candy that is either unpalatable or made of sugar

(also: success)

Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: weakness)

(n.) one with admirable qualities worthy of emulation and laudable achievement, like being a main character; one who is not a zero

not a greek sandwich

(n.) a thing which a reporter may report on, in the hopes of validating their career decisions

The uniform of the poor, serving to distinguish these creatures from their creators.
(also: poor)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

one of several feast days on the gregorian calendar, commemorated by the discounting of storebought confectionery

a blind human who insists that every sighted person is a liar

Calepine of Obloquy, Flippancy, & Lampoonery
https://www.wordnik.com/words/calepine

Self imposed torture to gain more knowledge in an area just to fail miserably the very next day on the test