(n.) one who feels greater affinity for the clothes not customarily prescribed for those of their gender. famous transvestites include all lumberjacks and j. edgar hoover

(n.) source of all life; is wet.

(n.) a force. the water we swim through, in every conscious and unconscious moment, and take woefully for granted.

(also: death)
(also: this is water)

in a psychological state of turmoil that you should shut up about.

(n.) a perturbing sea creature resembling a big slug with eight suction-cupped tendril arms. as with most perturbing creatures, someone has eaten it and decided it is a delicacy

(n.) um... ask your mother.

(n.) a party that celebrates surviving one year past a certain event. if the event is a birth it's called a birthday

n. An herb of the genus Lactuca, "Wherewith," says that pious gastronome, Hengist Pelly, "God has been pleased to reward the good and punish the wicked. For by his inner light the righteous man has discerned a manner of compounding for it a dressing to the appetency whereof a multitude of gustible condiments conspire, being reconciled and ameliorated with profusion of oil, the entire comestible making glad the heart of the godly and causing his face to shine. But the person of spiritual unworth is successfully tempted of the Adversary to eat of lettuce with destitution of oil, mustard, egg, salt and garlic, and with a rascal bath of vinegar polluted with sugar. Wherefore the person of spiritual unworth suffers an intestinal pang of strange complexity and raises the song."

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) code words used to make one's job sound more difficult than it, in fact, is

(n.) a Sufi order, whirling towards God.


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(also: sufi)
(also: dance)
(also: trance)
(also: meditation)

The first letter in every properly constructed alphabet. It is the first natural utterance of the human vocal organs, and is variously sounded, according to the pleasure and convenience of the speaker. In logic, A asserts and B denies. Assertions being proverbially untrue, the presumption would be in favor of B's innocence were it not that denials are notoriously false. In grammar, A is called the indefinite article, probably because, denoting a definite number, it is so obviously a numeral adjective.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) human male's penis, also known by other names

AFAB
Agender
Aliagender
AMAB
Androgyne
Aporagender
Bigender
Binarism
Body dysphoria
Boi
Butch
Cisgender
Cisnormativity
Cissexism
Demiboy
Demigender
Dyadic
Feminine-of-center
Feminine-presenting
Femme
Female-to-male (FTM)
Gender apathetic
Gender binary
Gender dysphoria
Gender normative
Gender presentation
Gender questioning
Gender variant
Genderfluid
Genderlove
Genderqueer
Graygender
Intergender
Intersex
Masculine-of-center
Masculine-presenting
Maverique
Misgender

Male-to-female (MTF)

Multi-gender
bigender
trigender
pangender
polygender
Neutrois
Nonbinary
Novigender
Pangender
Polygender
Sex assigned at birth
Social dysphoria
Soft butch
Stone butch
Third gender
Transfeminine
Transgender or trans
Transmasculine
Transitioning
Transsexual
Trigender
Two-spirit

(1889 – 1945) – Leader of Nazi Germany.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: adolf hitler quotes)

(1685 – 1750) Composer and organist who created some of the world's most beautiful music.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: johann sebastian bach quotes)

Absurdly chivalric, like Don Quixote. An insight into the beauty and excellence of this incomparable adjective is unhappily denied to him who has the misfortune to know that the gentleman's name is pronounced Ke-ho-tay.

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When ignorance from out our lives can banish
Philology, 'tis folly to know Spanish.
—Juan Smith
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) one of nature's more impressive primal displays, a huge arc of electricity that courses through the air during atmospheric storms, striking the nearest convenient point of low electrical potential, and superheating the air to cause an explosion we call thunder

if it could only be greased, then lightning might well prove to be automatic, systematic, and hydromatic, and indeed, may be a useful way to get lots of tit.

n. One engaged in a commercial pursuit. A commercial pursuit is one in which the thing pursued is a dollar.

(also: the devil's dictionary)

(n.) bit at the front or top of many life forms, where the brain is kept.

among the reasonable, the head is said to be good upon the owner's shoulders; among the infatuated, it is said to be above their heels; one who is in the throes of panic has lost their head; and so on. clearly matters of head are quite culturally significant

A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)