(n.) thing that is not to be disclosed or revealed. as the saying goes, three may keep a secret if two of them are dead

(n.) something that is not what it is perceived to be, like the way you perceive me as someone who gives a crap

“Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.”
― E.M. Forster

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
― Winston S. Churchill
(also: Winston Churchill)

Vain, conceited, as "a pretty girl." Tiresome, as "a pretty picture."
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) flaming ball of burning gas which can be seen in the sky during the daytime. a bringer of both life and death, and thus occasionally struggles with popular opinion

(also: star)

Earth 1.0

The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) a singular falsehood soon to be joined by other lies

Nature's provision for wealthy American maids ambitious to incur social distinction and suffer high life.

(n.) plural = teeth

those little bone nubs in your mouth that help you tear up food

the state of zoning out often experienced when controlling a 2-ton piece of metal going at inhuman speeds

Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.

Anything you easily realize with your senses, though it can be a feeling, emotion or a fact - e.g. cold, pain, need to run, shame, depression, someone's hate towards other, thrill, fear, broad stupidity your hate (the kind that makes you kill someone), that communism is bad, h (I'm from Czech republic, russian communism took us fifty years and expelled us from modern Europe), that and so on. It overflows from just knowing it to feeling it in your brain or even whole body.
Physically good song can be the one that makes you dance or feel like flying, physical stupidity takes your speech, physical inspiration is the state where you have to make it happen.

(also: Murica)
The most free place on Earth, Hell yeah. Be wary of Florida and it's inhabitants, they're a different breed.
(also: inhabitants of florida)
(also: freedom)

n. A structure intended to commemorate something which either needs no commemoration or cannot be commemorated.

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The bones of Agamemnon are a show,
And ruined is his royal monument,

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but Agamemnon's fame suffers no diminution in consequence. The monument custom has its reductiones ad absurdum in monuments "to the unknown dead" — that is to say, monuments to perpetuate the memory of those who have left no memory.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

college debt

(n.) one of the tastiest dishes (aside from sushi ofc!)




(also: plov)

(v.) a revolt against the authority of upper case and all formal, social-signalling tomfoolery.

(also: upper case)

(n.) a furry, quadrupedal, twitchy-nosed animal that has entered into a contract with humankind, whereby it plays the role of surrogate child, roommate, bungling sidekick and stalwart admirer in exchange for food and shelter.