(n.) the cult of diffi. it's super hush-hush, I wouldn't expect anyone to have heard of it.
(adj.) a person who cannot get along with the common social norms (hence, the need to join a cult or become a hermit).

(also: cult)

Unable to leave.
(also: leaving the planet)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

a logical fallacy where I don't follow

A form of expression peculiar to the Land beyond the Magazines.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

family - An excuse people use to get away with things revolving around their blood relatives.
(also: people)
(also: best excuses to get away things)

(n.) what will eat the world whole, if allowed.

(also: arrogance)

A telephone that is easy to bring with you and runs on batterys (maby chargeable). It can often send text messages and maby has a camera.

(also: telephone)
(also: text messages)

(n.) the actions of a spy; for when military action is too indelicate and diplomacy is too delicate

(n.) a thing which is probably at the center of our galaxy. probably an all-consuing supermassive black hole, like my ex.

the state of zoning out often experienced when controlling a 2-ton piece of metal going at inhuman speeds

(n.) people within an organization commonly giving disproportionate weight to trivial issues.

(also: peter's principle)

In the Buddhist religion, a state of pleasurable annihilation awarded to the wise, particularly to those wise enough to understand it.

The objections that are urged against this excellent dictionary.

n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. It is distinguished from the corpuscle, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter, by a closer resemblance to the atom, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. Three great scientific theories of the structure of the universe are the molecular, the corpuscular and the atomic. A fourth affirms, with Haeckel, the condensation or precipitation of matter from ether — whose existence is proved by the condensation or precipitation. The present trend of scientific thought is toward the theory of ions. The ion differs from the molecule, the corpuscle and the atom in that it is an ion. A fifth theory is held by idiots, but it is doubtful if they know any more about the matter than the others.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

A magical elixir that transforms non-morning people into semi-functioning human beings.

(n.) a successor to the augurs of ancient rome who would attempt to predict weather trends by reading animal viscera, albeit the augurs were more often accurate

The fall guy in either his best friend's (freedom fighter) causes or his girlfriend's (terrorist) machinations.

(also: freedom fighter)
(also: terrorist)

Originally the ninth month of the year until some Roman jerk decided he wanted to destroy all known naming conventions and slide two extra months in the world's biggest and most successful hold my beer.

(also: Hold My Beer)

where dreams are made and broken, but always fabulous

(also: broken dreams)

n. The kind of political and social reformer who is more concerned to bring others down to his plane than to lift himself to theirs.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)