(n.) a thing which a reporter may report on, in the hopes of validating their career decisions
The kind of civility that urban observers ascribe to dwellers in all cities but New York. Its commonest expression is heard in the words, "I beg your pardon," and it is not inconsistent with disregard of the rights of others.
The owner of a powder mill
Was musing on a distant hill —
Something his mind foreboded —
When from the cloudless sky there fell
A deviled human kidney! Well,
The man's mill had exploded.
His hat he lifted from his head;
"I beg your pardon, sir," he said;
"I didn't know 'twas loaded."
—Swatkin
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
The owner of a powder mill
Was musing on a distant hill —
Something his mind foreboded —
When from the cloudless sky there fell
A deviled human kidney! Well,
The man's mill had exploded.
His hat he lifted from his head;
"I beg your pardon, sir," he said;
"I didn't know 'twas loaded."
—Swatkin
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) one who is in the business of producing lumber. for some reason this invariably involves wearing red flannel shirts and cultivating a beard like the guy in amityville horror
(n.) a reptile with a hard shell surrounding its body, widely considered a symbol of persistence in the face of things that would discourage persistence.
Their ability to stack on top of one another has deep seated cosmological implications: (also: turtles all the way down)
Their ability to stack on top of one another has deep seated cosmological implications: (also: turtles all the way down)
more than meets the eye, robots in disguise!
A search engine that uses a trojan to use my processor illegally. When you search about "the answer of life universe and everything" a calculator appears and display and answer as 42.
Everybody knows that it is copyrighted content of me.
(also: great question of life the universe and everything)
(also: copyrights)
(also: 42)
Everybody knows that it is copyrighted content of me.
(also: great question of life the universe and everything)
(also: copyrights)
(also: 42)
❝are bad❞
The Answer to the Great Question Of Life, The Universe, And Everything. The problem is that nobody really knows what the question is
(also: Deep Thought)
(also: Deep Thought)
A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex. The male of the human race is commonly known (to the female) as Mere Man. The genus has two varieties: good providers and bad providers.
(also: the devils dictionary)
(also: the devils dictionary)
the mother of solutions
n. One who peddles ready-made emotion, and who, despising us for the qualities upon which he feeds, is by us despised for the unwholesome character of his diet. See STICK.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
a process of converting someone to a specific belief, perspective, or series of behavior processes. These methods vary by culture, and by government. an ancient alien race known as the reapers may or may not be the originators of these complex and multi-faceted techniques of behavior (and thought) modification.
(also: military)
(also: minecraft)
(also: military)
(also: minecraft)
(also: european union)
(AD 50 – 121) Inventor of paper.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: ts'ai lun quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: ts'ai lun quotes)
(1819 – 1868) American dentist who pioneered the use of anaesthetic.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: william t.g. morton quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: william t.g. morton quotes)
n. A descendant of Levi, from whose posterity the Lord ordained all the Jewish priests — an instance of nepotism deserving of the severest censure, as incompatible with free institutions and the principle of civil and religious equality.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
a world-wrecking bitch
(also: troy)
(also: troy)
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join