grown-up word for umbrella step
a partnership between russia and a number of other eastern european states that existed between 1922 and 1991. this union formed one of the major blocs in world politics at that time, along with the nato bloc consisting of the united states and its buddies, and the third bloc that didn't give a damn.
the soviet union and the nato bloc were in a state of cold war for decades following world war ii, which was such a bonding experience that everyone felt a little let down when it finally ended. as a memory of those happier times, america and russia continue to occasionally dick with each other.
the soviet union and the nato bloc were in a state of cold war for decades following world war ii, which was such a bonding experience that everyone felt a little let down when it finally ended. as a memory of those happier times, america and russia continue to occasionally dick with each other.
A magical elixir that transforms non-morning people into semi-functioning human beings.
the angry next door neighbor of spain. considers olive oil to be a dietary staple
n. (Arabic al kohl, a paint for the eyes.) The essential principle of all.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(1451 – 1504) Queen of Castille, who helped create a powerful and unified state of Spain whose influence spread to the Americas.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: queen isabella i quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: queen isabella i quotes)
n. An herb of the genus Lactuca, "Wherewith," says that pious gastronome, Hengist Pelly, "God has been pleased to reward the good and punish the wicked. For by his inner light the righteous man has discerned a manner of compounding for it a dressing to the appetency whereof a multitude of gustible condiments conspire, being reconciled and ameliorated with profusion of oil, the entire comestible making glad the heart of the godly and causing his face to shine. But the person of spiritual unworth is successfully tempted of the Adversary to eat of lettuce with destitution of oil, mustard, egg, salt and garlic, and with a rascal bath of vinegar polluted with sugar. Wherefore the person of spiritual unworth suffers an intestinal pang of strange complexity and raises the song."
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A large bird whose flesh when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. Incidentally, it is pretty good eating.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a word noted for its groove and meaning; the residue left over after cooking good food, as punishment for enjoying yourself
n. The laurus, a vegetable dedicated to Apollo, and formerly defoliated to wreathe the brows of victors and such poets as had influence at court. (Vide supra.)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Satisfaction that is made for a wrong and deducted from the satisfaction felt in committing it.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) speaking back and forth to other people.
Despite the frustratingly complex rules involved, it's not usually considered a sport, possibly because nobody bothers remembering how to score.
Despite the frustratingly complex rules involved, it's not usually considered a sport, possibly because nobody bothers remembering how to score.
A country in the middle of europe with a, for lack of a better term, troubled history during the 20th century.
It also is a founding member of the European Union.
(also: European Union)
It also is a founding member of the European Union.
(also: European Union)
The most brutal of enslaved beasts. The greatest victim shuffling on earth. And, after man, the most responsible for her problems. I'd be curious to know what goes through her mind when I kiss her.
(n.) the act of keeping 'our kind of people' separate from 'not our kind of people.' widely regarded as a bad move and has made many people upset
(also: apartheid)
(also: apartheid)
phrase used when saying something to indicate that I am saying the thing. If you get offended when people say things like that, now is the time to be offended.
falling into the misconception that you've found your significant other and want to spend the rest of your life with them, aka (also: marriage)
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join