(n.) with rays of light stretching out like a million helping hands.
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(also:
egypt)
(also:
gods and goddesses)
(also:
multi-headed)
(also:
multi-handed)
(also:
typo) (should have been just 'egypt sun god')
(also:
but is it though)
(also:
no such thing as a coincidence)
(also:
seek and ye shall find)
(also:
tumblr tag style)
(also:
never used tumblr in my life)
To take the property of another without observing the decent and customary reticences of theft. To effect a change of ownership with the candid concomitance of a brass band. To wrest the wealth of A from B and leave C lamenting a vanished opportunity.
(also:
valhalla calling me)
(also:
my mother told me)
(also:
bad parents)
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can with some difficulty be made, and which is used also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread per capita of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
a daily dietary staple of
American cuisine. Freedom has been described as tasting like milk and/or honey. Thus
America is known as the both the Land of the Free or the Land of Milk and Honey
the brighter and happier cousin of
finland
field of health whose main tenet is that pain is bad in and of itself, rather than just being a symptom of bad. This is in opposition to fitness, which says that pain is a symptom of bodily good.
a piano haunted by the ghost of a pianist, left to forever play whatever piece it was that led to his death.
(n.) that which follows the dissolution or destruction of government authority; like most philosophical things, we are assured it would be really cool if we did it correctly next time
Japanese cartoons
(n.) an
octopus that has crossed into our universe from the funhouse mirror dimension
To remit a penalty and restore to a life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude.
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
a metaphorical infidel who worships something as one would worship a god, but not as one would worship like MY god
A mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man- from The
encyclopedia galactica.
"Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With."- from the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
(n.) a special kind of grown-up root beer that quenches the sweltering fires in both your throat and your loins
for some reason quite popular among cowboys in the movies. well. "some" reason.
(n.) any of a series of organic substances derived from a specific set of carbon monomer bases which living beings assimilate through digestion in order to perpetuate their lives, as though it will fill the holes in their sad little existences
a country spread across five islands in the easternmost part of east
asia.
for some reason, frequently confused with
china by outsiders, so let's get this out of the way:
china things: great walls. silken pajamas. jackie chan. mao zedong. confucius. crazy-ass operas.
japan things: ninja. samurai. sumo wrestlers. anime. cherry blossoms. mount fuji. karaoke.
things both places have:
noodles.
tea.
buddhism. urban sprawl.
Pertaining to a certain order of architecture, otherwise known as the Normal American. Most of the public buildings of the United States are of the Ramshackle order, though some of our earlier architects preferred the Ironic. Recent additions to the White House in Washington are Theo-Doric, the ecclesiastic order of the Dorians. They are exceedingly fine and cost one hundred dollars a brick.
(also:
america)
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
n. An apparatus with which we think that we think. That which distinguishes the man who is content to be something from the man who wishes to do something. A man of great wealth, or one who has been pitchforked into high station, has commonly such a headful of brain that his neighbors cannot keep their hats on. In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, brain is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
"autonomous sensory meridian response:" a pleasurably shivery tingly sensation you get when you hear a sound you really like.
a surprising amount of online content has been created and put up on the internet, in order to help viewers experience this sensation.
... it's not
pornography. we are assured that it is not pornography.
