A literary work, usually a story that is not true, creeping through several issues of a newspaper or magazine. Frequently appended to each instalment is a "synopsis of preceding chapters" for those who have not read them, but a direr need is a synopsis of succeeding chapters for those who do not intend to read them. A synopsis of the entire work would be still better.
The late James F. Bowman was writing a serial tale for a weekly paper in collaboration with a genius whose name has not come down to us. They wrote, not jointly but alternately, Bowman supplying the instalment for one week, his friend for the next, and so on, world without end, they hoped. Unfortunately they quarreled, and one Monday morning when Bowman read the paper to prepare himself for his task, he found his work cut out for him in a way to surprise and pain him. His collaborator had embarked every character of the narrative on a ship and sunk them all in the deepest part of the Atlantic.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
the brighter and happier cousin of finland
People petting you for no real reason.
(n.) a successor to the augurs of ancient rome who would attempt to predict weather trends by reading animal viscera, albeit the augurs were more often accurate
truce
(also: truce)
(also: truce)
(n.) a peculiar life form that clings to the gutters of houses and is able to remain incredibly still.
also the best cartoon disney ever did
also the best cartoon disney ever did
to staunchly not enjoy (a thing you once loved).
What is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile? Cats. Cats are nice
(also: cat)
(also: cat)
A powerful group of mysterious forces that exist which every country use economic-based magic in a vain attempt to control. It is said that he who gain true control of the Market will achieve godhood but because it has never been done it is hard to say if it is fact or fiction.
a genre of comedy where you empathize with people, making you laugh
exactly what it says on the tin.
not impossible, despite the popular belief and all those venn diagram memes about "choose 2 of 3"..
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(also: omni-win)
not impossible, despite the popular belief and all those venn diagram memes about "choose 2 of 3"..
https://sive.rs/hsu
(also: omni-win)
(n.) a place where animals are processed into meat products. excellent place to go if one is a vegetarian on the verge of lapsing
“Slutty,” but spelled wrong.
An advantage that accrues to A by denial of the right of B to take the property of C.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a food with extra carbohydrate covering
(c. 260 – 232 BC) Powerful Indian King who established large empire by conquest before converting to Buddhism and pursuing a peaceful approach
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(also: asoka quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: asoka quotes)
“A man with outward courage dares to die; a man with inner courage dares to live.”
― Lao Tzu
(also: Lao Tzu)
― Lao Tzu
(also: Lao Tzu)
(phrase) The brilliant work of fiction crafted by a cunning student, blending elements of forgetfulness and deception into a tapestry of plausible deniability. A tall tale that seeks to absolve oneself from the burden of unfinished assignments, with a touch of theatrical regret and a sprinkle of innocent confusion. A calculated gambit aimed at evoking sympathy, begging forgiveness, and avoiding the consequences of procrastination. A clever ploy that tests the patience and discernment of teachers, exposing the delicate dance between trust and skepticism in the realm of academia.
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