The worst part of an egg

(also: egg)

(n.) a shaggy, garishly-dressed, drugged up young person who spends his time zoned out of his mind in some kind of psychedelic rock concert and protesting the general state of things and stuff

they were a major source of parental alarm in the 60s and 70s until they were replaced by, oh, let's say punks

(also: long pork)

quotation marks used to denote that you totally did not just use that word.

(n.) Shaping and then baking clay at a high temperature to create hard containers, and Link's mortal enemy.
(also: poetry)

(n.) the normal, the casual, the common

(n.) something meant to be sat upon. one of those modern conveniences that are thankfully easy to improvise in times of shortage

(n.) a reasonably big lumpy rock that floats around in space

(also: planet)

mostly russian
(also: russia)

(n.) a swenka horse

(n.) professional term for the more bleedy kind of boo-boo

a belief that Jesus will return for 1000 years of paradise, after which He will say "that was great, but I gotta go", leaving us to spend the rest of eternity in our wretched godlessness.

Action that either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence.

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(n.) suckers; potential customers

(n.) treatment of which has often been a manifestation of fear of the unknown, fear of "the other." having ginger hair is more common through certain populations, like Scots, Irishmen, Basque.

(link is working, though it appears broken)

A couple of G's, an R and an E, an I and an N
Just six little letters all jumbled together...

The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) a stubbornly elusive piece of knowledge.

life is full of mysteries, such as:
what keeps us from achieving world peace? is it greg?
are we alone in the universe, and if so why does god have such poor space management skills?
what kind of meat is used in salami, really?
who killed mr. black, and with what, and in which room?
why must trustycoffeemug make so many references to classic rock?

. In ancient Rome, a definite, formal pageant in honor of one who had been disserviceable to the enemies of the nation. A lesser "triumph." In modern English the word is improperly used to signify any loose and spontaneous expression of popular homage to the hero of the hour and place.

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"I had an ovation!" the actor man said,
But I thought it uncommonly queer,
That people and critics by him had been led
By the ear.

The Latin lexicon makes his absurd
Assertion as plain as a peg;
In "ovum" we find the true root of the word.
It means egg.
—Dudley Spink

(1827 – 1912) British surgeon who pioneered the use of sterilisation and antiseptic surgery.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: joseph lister quotes)