Greek poet who wrote Iliad and Odyssey
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(n.) a large feline from the americas, also called a cougar or a mountain lion. evidently prefers to wear its hair much shorter than the true lions, perhaps indicating that they have embraced the old skinhead look
in actuality pumas are fairly distant cousins to pantherine cats such as lions and tigers (bears, incidentally, are standing well apart from that family cat-tree entirely)
in actuality pumas are fairly distant cousins to pantherine cats such as lions and tigers (bears, incidentally, are standing well apart from that family cat-tree entirely)
(n.) the keratinous digital pads on the plantar surface of a cat's foot, so designated due to their ovular shape and squishy texture
how sickeningly saccharine
how sickeningly saccharine
Disable comments in a video about freedom of speech.
In Latin, the beak of a bird or the prow of a ship. In America, a place from which a candidate for office energetically expounds the wisdom, virtue and power of the rabble.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) the sincerest form of flattery which mediocrity can pay to greatness. also the insincerest form of crab meat.
(also: crab)
(also: crab)
(n.) a complicated coat hanger to drape your skin over. made from a white hard stuff made from hardened milk or something
(n.) one who can of course quit anytime they want but they're still working out how to want.
(also: drunk)
(also: drunk)
a trough to feed gold to young children
A famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitchhiker can carry.
(also: the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)
(also: the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)
(n.) one who exists to prevent things from happening, on the off-chance those things might be dangerous.
Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
(also: alcohol)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: alcohol)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A mobile phone which has a touchscreen and can run a multitude of different apps like video games or social media
(also: mobile phone)
(also: social media)
(also: video games)
(also: mobile phone)
(also: social media)
(also: video games)
The modern-day equivalent of a digital witch hunt fueled by outrage and virtue signaling.
“When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.”
― Helen Keller
(also: happiness)
― Helen Keller
(also: happiness)
A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.
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“"observers" must obey the call.”
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