(n.) a large feline predator of africa (formerly of other places), whose men wear wigs while the women go crew-cut
a metaphorical infidel who worships something as one would worship a god, but not as one would worship like MY god
(n.) a city in the southeast of the north american continent, which exists mostly as a place for suicidal people to kill themselves through pleasant means like drunkenness and grotesque overeating
(also: bacchanalia)
(also: bacchanalia)
(n.) a board game derived from earlier antecedents in Persia or China, in which players must use lesser pieces to successfully capture the enemy king
considered a good way to teach tactical thinking, presumably for some upcoming war where both sides politely take turns, held entirely on a featureless flat plane
considered a good way to teach tactical thinking, presumably for some upcoming war where both sides politely take turns, held entirely on a featureless flat plane
(noun) /fæst fuːd/
A culinary masterpiece crafted with precision and lightning speed, designed to nourish your hunger while simultaneously shortening your lifespan. It's like a magic trick: one moment it's in your hand, the next moment it's clogging your arteries. Bon appétit, and good luck with your future heartburn!
A culinary masterpiece crafted with precision and lightning speed, designed to nourish your hunger while simultaneously shortening your lifespan. It's like a magic trick: one moment it's in your hand, the next moment it's clogging your arteries. Bon appétit, and good luck with your future heartburn!
A person austerely censorious of that which he is unable to do or become. In commerce and finance, a member of the Army of Provision.
(adj.) real loud and stuff
time is an illusion
lunchtime doubly so
lunchtime doubly so
supported by both sects of the ruling class
according to encyclopedia galactica
institutionalized social system in which men dominate over others.
institutionalized social system in which men dominate over others.
These creatures are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vast hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings. The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.
They spent a lot of their time in behavioral research laboratories running round inside wheels and conducting frighteningly elegant and subtle experiments on man. The fact that once again man completely misinterpreted this relationship was entirely according to these creatures' plans.
(also: Dolphins)
They spent a lot of their time in behavioral research laboratories running round inside wheels and conducting frighteningly elegant and subtle experiments on man. The fact that once again man completely misinterpreted this relationship was entirely according to these creatures' plans.
(also: Dolphins)
Friendship
(also: Friendship)
(also: Friendship)
Being in a near-constant state of “Now what?”
Something acted upon by magnetism.
A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
(also: women)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: women)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) an evasive and ambiguous phrase used in lieu of a direct and to-the-point phrase, for the sake of tact
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join