(n.) a special notice intended to take advantage of those who lack free will
an autumnal holiday celebrated in the americas (both the united states and canada, though on different days) to commemorate any of the following:
1) the historical colonization of the americas (possibly including the displacement of the indigenous people)
2) overeating
3) enduring the presence of family
1) the historical colonization of the americas (possibly including the displacement of the indigenous people)
2) overeating
3) enduring the presence of family
a form of music once popular in cuba, generally characterized by quick pace, jaunty drums, bells, flute and violin sounds. usually meant to be accompanied by salsa dancing. goes down great with cocaine, one assumes
sort of the spanish tarantella
sort of the spanish tarantella
🠕. That one.
writing or other creative work viewed by publishers as something to fill books with.
having the adjective after the noun in nominal form joined by 'with', such as 'a person with autism' (rather than 'an autistic' or 'an autistic person'), 'a person with bisexuality' (instead of 'a bisexual' or 'a bisexual person'), or 'the person with presidency' (instead of 'the president' or 'the presidential person')
a game where you wait in line, shoot a basketball, get back in line, shoot again, nope, you missed, now wait for the next game.
the state of zoning out often experienced when controlling a 2-ton piece of metal going at inhuman speeds
(n.) 1) the broad, flat thing that would kill you if you fell from a great height. the thing you are most likely standing on whenever gravity works as intended; 2) the dead remains of coffee
(v.) 1) to confine a young person to their room, as punishment for misbehavior; 2) to confine electric currents to an equalized surface, as punishment for trying to zap people
ground is a lot of things, it transpires.
(v.) 1) to confine a young person to their room, as punishment for misbehavior; 2) to confine electric currents to an equalized surface, as punishment for trying to zap people
ground is a lot of things, it transpires.
An animated acceptance of the doctrines of Malthus.
(also: the devils dictionary)
(also: the devils dictionary)
(adj.) suffering, as a result of alcohol, from reduced good judgment and impaired sense of balance, but with the positive effect of total immunity from criticism and greater insight into hidden or nonexistent beauty
also (n.) one who frequently and uncontrollably becomes drunk
also (n.) one who frequently and uncontrollably becomes drunk
(n.) a simp
An African insect (Glossina morsitans) whose bite is commonly regarded as nature's most efficacious remedy for insomnia, though some patients prefer that of the American novelist (Mendax interminabilis).
(also: fly)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: fly)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.
He swore that all other religions were gammon,
And wore out his knees in the worship of Mammon.
—Jared Oopf
(also: the devils dictionary)
He swore that all other religions were gammon,
And wore out his knees in the worship of Mammon.
—Jared Oopf
(also: the devils dictionary)
hired guide who does the heavy lifting while you feel proud of your accomplishment and bravery.
One who uses a divining-rod in prospecting for precious metals in the pocket of a fool.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
an eastern european nation known for the strong bones of its peasant women and the exceptional quality of its turnips
(n.) how non-pretentious people say "film"
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join