Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
grown-up word for umbrella step
(n.) professional term for the more scrapey kind of boo-boo
n. (Arabic al kohl, a paint for the eyes.) The essential principle of all.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(phrase) The ingenious defense strategy employed by academically challenged individuals when faced with unfinished assignments. A whimsical excuse that taps into the profound appetite of canines for academic knowledge, transforming homework into a delectable delicacy. The phenomenon amuses teachers, inspires disbelief, and perpetuates the legend of scholarly pups with insatiable appetites.
(also: homework)
(also: student)
(also: teacher)
(also: homework)
(also: student)
(also: teacher)
The founding or endowing of universities and public libraries by gift or bequest.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Fear of humans in large quantities
the beautiful phenomenon where you get eaten by wolves. It's beautiful because it's normal.
a group of individuals who verbally, physically, mentally, and legally submit periods of service to the needs of their country. Historically, support and approval of military has highs and lows, globally. Historically, most needs of military members are not fully honored by the countries they submit service to.
(also: oath)
(also: vow)
(also: submit)
(also: oath)
(also: vow)
(also: submit)
(n.) an expression meaning something is straightforward, obvious; not complicated or obscure.
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(n.) the knowledge that something inadvisable would be enjoyable, generally meant to be resisted to avoid consequences
a system in which people are defined by points based on how they live life, and that it can affect their daily life, such as flying out of the country, decisions in court. a lot like the credit score for bank cards.
A land rich in history and crabs. It is named after the originally governor's wife, Mary of the Land.
(also: Baltimore)
(also: Baltimore)
both wonderful and depressing
A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.
(also: suicidal novelists)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: suicidal novelists)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(field.)Field of problems that affects everyone other than me.
(also: air pollution)
(also: world peace)
(also: air pollution)
(also: world peace)
(384 BC – 322 BC) – Greek philosopher and polymath
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: aristotle quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: aristotle quotes)
Noun. Everyone knows what a horse is
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join