(n) not a man at all, but a rapey alligator, dressed like jimmy buffett if jimmy had taken bath salts and pcp before breaking into a hardee's for a greasy burger. see (also: matt gaetz)
a lucrative industry built on exploiting people's insecurities and desire for companionship. A fool's game where experts are often single and unhappy.
An outlook, usually forbidding. An expectation, usually forbidden.
Blow, blow, ye spicy breezes —
O'er Ceylon blow your breath,
Where every prospect pleases,
Save only that of death.
—Bishop Sheber
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Blow, blow, ye spicy breezes —
O'er Ceylon blow your breath,
Where every prospect pleases,
Save only that of death.
—Bishop Sheber
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(1766 – 1834) English scholar who raised concern over growing population.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: thomas malthus quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: thomas malthus quotes)
Churches for the powerless. Pawnshops for the stingy and weak. Many join to live parasitically off the backs of their card-carrying simpleton colleagues. Some join to become spies. Others, the most sincere, join to end up in jail from where they can observe the mean-spiritedness of all the rest.
(n.) a place that draws lines around itself to make it clear to the rest of the world that they are not a part of it
The known part of the route from an arboreal ancestor with a swim bladder to an urban descendant with a cigarette.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) the act of putting something off until... ah screw it
Smb. who uses drugs a lot
conducive to monetary gain
socially scarce, and thus socially valuable
seafaring gentlemen of the nordic persuasion circa the ninth and tenth centuries, who made their living pillaging and raiding and reaving and so on
today remembered either as savage unwashed brutes or as admirable noble savage types (mostly by fans of heavy metal)
today remembered either as savage unwashed brutes or as admirable noble savage types (mostly by fans of heavy metal)
(n.) 1) a foul play in the grand game of civilization. 2) that which cannot be further discussed without the consultation of a lawyer.
(n.) weapons intended primarily to fight food
(n.) a force. the water we swim through, in every conscious and unconscious moment, and take woefully for granted.
(also: death)
(also: this is water)
(also: death)
(also: this is water)
(n.) the warehouse in which pee is stored before being, shall we say, shipped out for delivery
they're pretty much all like this
(n.) a small metallic disk used as an insignificant quantity of money; so insignificant, in fact, that you'll often find it used for other purposes like resolving two-sided disagreements
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join