'not my fault', says the physician. And so the investigation is over
Term referring to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. It was coined by a Soviet journalist to refer to her tough stances and actions.
(also: soviet journalists)
(also: soviet journalists)
a voluntary legal agreement between a company and an unsuspecting customer
The first letter in every properly constructed alphabet. It is the first natural utterance of the human vocal organs, and is variously sounded, according to the pleasure and convenience of the speaker. In logic, A asserts and B denies. Assertions being proverbially untrue, the presumption would be in favor of B's innocence were it not that denials are notoriously false. In grammar, A is called the indefinite article, probably because, denoting a definite number, it is so obviously a numeral adjective.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
One of two primary sources of food for Italians.
(n.) a species of pineapple that really should not be on a pizza
(1870 – 1924) Leader of the Russian Revolution and new Communist regime from 1917 to 1924.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: lenin quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: lenin quotes)
condition that exists when your baby does not hurt you no more. that which you cannot hurry and does not come easy; a game of give and take. can be experienced as a funny feeling that winds you up inside every time we touch. to be honest i don't know what love is... but i want you to show me.
also a way of removing unsightly bikini-area hair in one fell stroke
(adj.) randy, baby
a truck or gas guzzler automobile.
(also: inresistible satisfaction of gas guzzling)
(also: inresistible satisfaction of gas guzzling)
okay was simplified to ok, and then was further simplified to k. what's next?
The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
six hundred two sextillion, two hundred fourteen quintillion, seventy-five quadrillion, and eight hundred sixty-two trillion
truce
(also: truce)
(also: truce)
To remit a penalty and restore to a life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a hard confection made from molten sugar and butter. resembles the nose of a late-stage syphilis sufferer, or at least that's what popular knowledge would have us believe
(phrase) The classic alibi for students lacking completed assignments. An ancient excuse passed down through generations, invoking the mystical power of mischievous canines. Often accompanied by exaggerated tales of voracious paper consumption. A reliable source of amusement for teachers and a desperate plea for leniency, met with skeptical eyes and collective eye rolls.
(also: I forgot to do the assignment)
(also: My computer crashed and I lost all my work)
(also: I forgot to do the assignment)
(also: My computer crashed and I lost all my work)
enthrallingly off-putting
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