Satisfaction that is made for a wrong and deducted from the satisfaction felt in committing it.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
an extra feature of a movie where you get to see the start of a scene, but then it gets interrupted by a character laughing, and then the rest of the characters laughing
(n.) people within an organization commonly giving disproportionate weight to trivial issues.
(also: peter's principle)
(also: peter's principle)
People are usually confused about these two terms as they are equally prescious. Dreamers with nothing but dreams are useless as we know.
(also: creativity)
(also: creativity)
(n.) weapons intended primarily to fight food
God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong.
(n.) the hoary specter of death's pay-by-installment plan
(adj.) describing one who is in the process of mutating into a frailer, wrinklier, balder form of life
(adj.) describing one who is in the process of mutating into a frailer, wrinklier, balder form of life
It's coming any second now
Suicide is an act commit by some people to end their life,science have evidence that people with suicide ideas are crazy people.(and by the way you can stop someone from commiting suicide with using force it's legal.)
(interjection):
A digital chuckle emitted from the depths of the internet, signifying amusement, mild amusement, or the socially acceptable response to a mediocre joke.
A digital chuckle emitted from the depths of the internet, signifying amusement, mild amusement, or the socially acceptable response to a mediocre joke.
A device for promoting dejection. Gentle exercise for intellectual debility.
(also: time)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: time)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a winged vehicle designed to travel through the air, fulfilling mankind's most frivolous dream. heap big devil bird.
a convenient way of reaching destinations expeditiously, and of delivering bombs to hiroshima.
may or may not contain snakes
a convenient way of reaching destinations expeditiously, and of delivering bombs to hiroshima.
may or may not contain snakes
A dead Quaker.
"you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"
-a carefully crafted insult intended to describe one whose appearance might be called grabastic
-a carefully crafted insult intended to describe one whose appearance might be called grabastic
n. a process by which several legal professionals argue with each other with an older legal professional serving as referee in order to convince a small group of people who couldn't talk themselves out of jury duty that one legal professional is more correct than the other.
(new yorker slang) place that is not new york; place safe to dump toxic waste
(1832 – 1891) German engineer who developed compressed charge internal combustion engine to run on petrol
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: nikolaus august otto quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: nikolaus august otto quotes)
(also: infinite)
Imports: none.
It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things from.
Exports: none.
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Imports: none.
It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things from.
Exports: none.
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