(n.) a feline predator of africa and southern asia, of a spotty complexion.
the occasional leopard with one very large all-over black spot is referred to as a black panther
food for lower-downs
a component of the social fabric of pre-meiji japan, samurai were warrior nobles sworn to the service of lords and emperors. in times of war they were highly trained combat elites in swordsmanship, horsemanship, archery and tactics; in peacetime they were expected to take on administrative duties or enjoy their own cultural pursuits such as calligraphy, poetry, and hanging out with geishas (not prostitutes... okay, mostly)
for the purposes of foolish ignorant pig westerners, samurai are just guys with ponytails and white robes who go around making "ho! ha! hokkaido!" noises.
for the purposes of foolish ignorant pig westerners, samurai are just guys with ponytails and white robes who go around making "ho! ha! hokkaido!" noises.
a method of poverty reduction in which poverty is located and bombed to oblivion
overstimulating brainrot content for ipad kids to laugh at as they fall into the misery of ipad addiction
(n.) little black bird that suddenly appears every time roadkill is near
The leading figure in a small group of men of whom — and of whom only — it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.
If that's an honor surely 'tis a greater
To have been a simple and undamned spectator.
Behold in me a man of mark and note
Whom no elector e'er denied a vote! —
An undiscredited, unhooted gent
Who might, for all we know, be President
By acclamation. Cheer, ye varlets, cheer —
I'm passing with a wide and open ear!
—Jonathan Fomry
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
If that's an honor surely 'tis a greater
To have been a simple and undamned spectator.
Behold in me a man of mark and note
Whom no elector e'er denied a vote! —
An undiscredited, unhooted gent
Who might, for all we know, be President
By acclamation. Cheer, ye varlets, cheer —
I'm passing with a wide and open ear!
—Jonathan Fomry
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
people you're bound to by blood and birth, with no choice in the matter (also: hematology)
(1721 – 1725) Russian Emperor who expanded the Tsarist Empire to make Russia European power.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: peter the great quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: peter the great quotes)
afflicted with mental illness associated with the full moon. While often seen as an outdated, unscientific myth, it actually makes perfect sense because my bedroom faces east. I can't fall asleep in the full moon's light, and sleep deprivation is a known cause of cognitive impairment.
n. The day of good deeds and a reformed life. The beginning of happiness
(also: tomorrow) when we get to it
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: tomorrow) when we get to it
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude — a privation appealing with a particular eloquence to all that is sympathetic in human nature. When young the orphan is commonly sent to an asylum, where by careful cultivation of its rudimentary sense of locality it is taught to know its place. It is then instructed in the arts of dependence and servitude and eventually turned loose to prey upon the world as a bootblack or scullery maid.
(n.) meat from a cow or bull
https://www.quora.com/Is-beef-cow-or-buffalo
(n.) slang, for interpersonal drama (whether in person or online)
(also: beef is deadly)
(also: drama)
(also: tea)
https://www.quora.com/Is-beef-cow-or-buffalo
(n.) slang, for interpersonal drama (whether in person or online)
(also: beef is deadly)
(also: drama)
(also: tea)
Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A literary coincidence compounded of a discreditable priority and an honorable subsequence.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) the life of every party, a light source dressed up with an attractive fabric covering. consider adopting a lamp today.
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