(n.) noodles prepared by italians, as opposed to noodles prepared by east asian people, which are referred to as "takeout"
(n.) a chunk of matter made of silicon deposits. of great interest to both geologists and hikers who need to pee
(n.) a kind of snake
which kind? doesn't matter. just some kind. that's all you need to know. move along.
which kind? doesn't matter. just some kind. that's all you need to know. move along.
to burgle with bravado
(1471 – 1541) Spanish Conquistador who claimed Inca lands for Spain.
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A fatal dose of medicine when administered by any other than the physician.
The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(also: freedom)
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(also: freedom)
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Simp is a word used specaly by kids for describing any male in a relation with a female(friends or lovers),or the other meaning that is a man too attentive and submissive to women.
(n.) a reptilian animal that was at the back of the queue when evolution was handing out limbs
(100 BC – 44 BC) Roman ruler who oversaw the demise of the Roman Republic to be replaced with a Roman Emperor. Militarily strengthened the power of Rome.
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The cradle of motive and the grave of conscience. In woman this organ is lacking; so she acts without motive, and her conscience, denied burial, remains ever alive, confessing the sins of others.
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Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
word used when you've already used "potato" and don't want to say the same word twice.
1847 – 1922) – Scottish inventor of the telephone.
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(n.) a successor to the augurs of ancient rome who would attempt to predict weather trends by reading animal viscera, albeit the augurs were more often accurate
Belonging to an early period and a museum. Antedating the art and practice of perpetuating falsehood.
He lived in a period prehistoric,
When all was absurd and phantasmagoric.
Born later, when Clio, celestial recorder,
Set down great events in succession and order,
He surely had seen nothing droll or fortuitous
In anything here but the lies that she threw at us.
—Orpheus Bowen
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He lived in a period prehistoric,
When all was absurd and phantasmagoric.
Born later, when Clio, celestial recorder,
Set down great events in succession and order,
He surely had seen nothing droll or fortuitous
In anything here but the lies that she threw at us.
—Orpheus Bowen
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(n.) A slimy friend who can give 4 hugs at the same time
a blind human who insists that every sighted person is a liar
a sound that is played by many instruments that people love to hear
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