A supervillain who is currently building an army of intelligence vehicles named Tesla.
(n.) also known as whole water.
step one if your beloved has been cut to pieces in a fairytale: assemble the pieces and pour this special water over the wounds. stay strong, you are not done yet. do not drink the dead water. do not get distracted. your beloved's life is on the line!
https://nicholaskotar.com/2018/10/05/living-and-dead-water/
(also: living water)
(also: magical water)
(also: slavic folktales)
step one if your beloved has been cut to pieces in a fairytale: assemble the pieces and pour this special water over the wounds. stay strong, you are not done yet. do not drink the dead water. do not get distracted. your beloved's life is on the line!
https://nicholaskotar.com/2018/10/05/living-and-dead-water/
(also: living water)
(also: magical water)
(also: slavic folktales)
it's a big building with generals, but that's not important now
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.
(also: boredom)
(also: boredom)
The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) politely saying sorry after you hit them with a hockey stick
An inhabitant of Magdala. Popularly, a woman found out. This definition of the word has the authority of ignorance, Mary of Magdala being another person than the penitent woman mentioned by St. Luke. It has also the official sanction of the governments of Great Britain and the United States. In England the word is pronounced Maudlin, whence maudlin, adjective, unpleasantly sentimental. With their Maudlin for Magdalene, and their Bedlam for Bethlehem, the English may justly boast themselves the greatest of revisers.
Butcher
(also: butcher)
(also: butcher)
Freedom fighters meaner twin sister but insurgent's morally goth girlfriend.
(n.) bit at the front or top of many life forms, where the brain is kept.
among the reasonable, the head is said to be good upon the owner's shoulders; among the infatuated, it is said to be above their heels; one who is in the throes of panic has lost their head; and so on. clearly matters of head are quite culturally significant
among the reasonable, the head is said to be good upon the owner's shoulders; among the infatuated, it is said to be above their heels; one who is in the throes of panic has lost their head; and so on. clearly matters of head are quite culturally significant
(n.) the grinning killer of the ocean depths, a squeaking sexual predator, a maritime molester, a blowholed bastard, a swirling nest of aquatic evil
considered one of nature's surprisingly intelligent animals
considered one of nature's surprisingly intelligent animals
a subspecies of clown that exhibits muted rather than garish coloration, and remains silent instead of boisterous. derives from something very french and philosophical, or so we're told.
(n.) A slimy friend who can give 4 hugs at the same time
n. The spore of insomnia, as distinguished from Conscience, the bacillus of the same disease. Indigenous to New Jersey, where the marshes in which they multiply are known as meadows and the mosquitoes themselves are affirmed by the natives to be larks.
"I am the master of all things!" Man cried.
"Then, pray, what am I?" the Mosquito replied.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
"I am the master of all things!" Man cried.
"Then, pray, what am I?" the Mosquito replied.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
writing or other creative work viewed by publishers as something to fill books with.
(n.) the life of every party, a light source dressed up with an attractive fabric covering. consider adopting a lamp today.
A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join