(n.) uh... I think it has something to do with electricity, and old-timey TV's maybe.

it does sound delicious though.

*This entry automatically adjusts itself to apply to the planet you are currently on.
(also: leaving the earth)
If the information below is not applicable to the planet on which you currently find yourself, then you are on the wrong planet and should rectify that at your earliest convenience.*

1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.(also: nasa)
2. If they do not cooperate, phone a friend you might have in the White House- (202) 456-1414- to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (Ask the overseas operator for 0107-095- 295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you might as well try.(also: white house)
4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 001-39-6-6982, and I gather that his switchboard is infallible.(also: pope)
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.

(n.) a thief, plunderer, and brigand who is afforded more than the usual amount of respect and acclaim because their various offenses are performed while on a boat

(n.) an informal term of address with multiple possible meanings

1) an easygoing, purposeless southern Californian beach bum

2) (in the Old West) a preening cityslicker dandy who is out of his element in more rugged climes
exactly what these two have to do with each other fair boggles the mind

(n.) an extroverted suicide

see (also: murder)

(n.) a choking, gasping, strangled bellowing that accompanies mirth. the best medicine, except for real medicine

a game where you wait in line, shoot a basketball, get back in line, shoot again, nope, you missed, now wait for the next game.

(adj.) generally having crappy plot structure

(n.) one who ensures that entertainment does not become too spicy for the mental digestion of the audience

(v.) to do what a censor does, much as an engineer engineers, or a doctor doctors. no, wait.

An informal way of saying “brother.”

Skilled in the art and practice of dissimulation.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) a framework to evolve your ideas & your take on the world, commonly associated with Hegel.
a paradox is all three cleverly overlaid into one, as is a koan.

(also: paradox)
(also: koan)
(also: wisdom)
(also: humility)

A large bird to which (for its sins, doubtless) nature has denied that hinder toe in which so many pious naturalists have seen a conspicuous evidence of design. The absence of a good working pair of wings is no defect, for, as has been ingeniously pointed out, the ostrich does not fly.

(n.) sadness which has an almost crippling effect

probably the force that led you to this online dictionary

a smol creature dedicated to destroying ur belongings with its epic cuteness and sharp beak

the place we take ourselves when we refuse much needed help

outré, i.e. violently bigoted

motor retaining nut on an airplane rotor. named so because, if it becomes loose, your only real option is to pray to jesus.

Something Admin have found , also something Admin hates.
(also: food technologist)
(also: hygiene)

Sadly bacterias loves what we humans loves to eat. Food technologist have to whip poor workers and run a factory 24/7 in his/her mind. This means Admin have to work 9 hours at the factory, 9 hours remotely.


Dreams to run avay from a real job not always comes true. (also: coofl)

n. Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.

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M is for Moses,
Who slew the Egyptian.
As sweet as a rose is
The meekness of Moses.
No monument shows his
Post-mortem inscription,
But M is for Moses
Who slew the Egyptian.
—The Biographical Alphabet

(also: the devil's dictionary)
(also: revenge)
(also: sheep)