the momentary condition of the planet's atmosphere, particularly with regards to heat, cold, precipitation intensity,, earth, wind, fire, torrents of falling fish... that sort of stuff.
someone who is nervous and irritatable
(n.) a reptilian animal that was at the back of the queue when evolution was handing out limbs
someone better than you, but you're not resorting to accusing them of cheating, only of making an effort.
form of restaurant where they throw hot food at you
also called "galactic basic" or the common tongue of westeros.
language originating in england, where it began as a variant of german before receiving some slapdash latin/french seasoning, resulting in a linguistic abomination. having spread to most of america and australia, it has become one of the more unavoidable languages on the planet.
language originating in england, where it began as a variant of german before receiving some slapdash latin/french seasoning, resulting in a linguistic abomination. having spread to most of america and australia, it has become one of the more unavoidable languages on the planet.
(n.) one who ensures that entertainment does not become too spicy for the mental digestion of the audience
(v.) to do what a censor does, much as an engineer engineers, or a doctor doctors. no, wait.
(v.) to do what a censor does, much as an engineer engineers, or a doctor doctors. no, wait.
In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working men, widows of small means, orphans in the care of guardians and the courts, with many similar malefactors and public enemies.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Pestilent bits of metal suspected of destroying civilization and enlightenment, despite their obvious agency in this incomparable dictionary.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: dictionary)
To recall with additions something not previously known.
(also: infinity)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: infinity)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
has toe beans
(also: toe beans)
(also: toe beans)
the place people are talking about when they say america, other american places apparently not counting
(n., verbal form sodomize) an extremely delicate matter; something sailors do after they get bored of rum and the lash
(n.) a janitor; someone whose job is to complete work of the non-paper variety
“I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself”
― D.H. Lawrence
(adj.) coming from the origin, and remaining connected to it; perhaps transformed, but never warped nor mutilated.
many people of the modern first world live their lives carrying (and burdened by) the mistaken idea that to be original means something has to be new: artists. teenagers. but that's simply not what original means, in its true spirit!
and I do say burdened because it can weigh heavy if you want to be original and leave an original legacy. and it will feel like an impossible task.
release that ego weight.
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it's about being true, not about being new.
(also: nothing new under the sun)
(also: a little love is not so bad)
many people of the modern first world live their lives carrying (and burdened by) the mistaken idea that to be original means something has to be new: artists. teenagers. but that's simply not what original means, in its true spirit!
and I do say burdened because it can weigh heavy if you want to be original and leave an original legacy. and it will feel like an impossible task.
release that ego weight.

it's about being true, not about being new.
(also: nothing new under the sun)
(also: a little love is not so bad)
Self imposed torture to gain more knowledge in an area just to fail miserably the very next day on the test
a trough to feed gold to young children
The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.
He swore that all other religions were gammon,
And wore out his knees in the worship of Mammon.
—Jared Oopf
(also: the devils dictionary)
He swore that all other religions were gammon,
And wore out his knees in the worship of Mammon.
—Jared Oopf
(also: the devils dictionary)
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
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