n. Dr. Bartlett, of the Bulletin.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) as in, a win from many, many sides.
this is not a zero-sum world, despite pessimists and "realists" who might try to tell you otherwise.
(no, I won't get perfectionist on you and insist on positioning the win so that it's on literally *all* sides; but you know, getting as close to that as we possibly can)
(also: positive-sum)
(also: empathy)
(also: clarity)
not (also: zero-sum)
this is not a zero-sum world, despite pessimists and "realists" who might try to tell you otherwise.
(no, I won't get perfectionist on you and insist on positioning the win so that it's on literally *all* sides; but you know, getting as close to that as we possibly can)
(also: positive-sum)
(also: empathy)
(also: clarity)
not (also: zero-sum)
(n.) a kind of snake
which kind? doesn't matter. just some kind. that's all you need to know. move along.
which kind? doesn't matter. just some kind. that's all you need to know. move along.
(c.5BC – 30 AD) Spiritual teacher and central figure of Christianity.
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(also: jesus of nazareth quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: jesus of nazareth quotes)
blækˌlaɪt/ (n.):
A type of ultraviolet lamp that makes certain substances fluoresce. Often used to uncover the evidence of a dog's indiscretions around the house, or to highlight the bodily fluids and questionable stains from a wild night of partying.
(also: party)
A type of ultraviolet lamp that makes certain substances fluoresce. Often used to uncover the evidence of a dog's indiscretions around the house, or to highlight the bodily fluids and questionable stains from a wild night of partying.
(also: party)
(n.) professional term for a bruisey kind of boo-boo
n. The mummy of a pig embalmed in brine. To "save one's bacon" is to narrowly escape some particular woman, or other peril.
By heaven forsaken,
By Justice o'ertaken,
He saved his bacon
By cutting a single slice of it;
For 'twas cut from the throat,
And we venture to quote
Death, hell and the grave as the price of it.
—S. F. Journal of Commerce
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
By heaven forsaken,
By Justice o'ertaken,
He saved his bacon
By cutting a single slice of it;
For 'twas cut from the throat,
And we venture to quote
Death, hell and the grave as the price of it.
—S. F. Journal of Commerce
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: pantaloons)
(n.) a really big fat rock that floats around in space.
(n.) historic spelling, which has morphed to "rhyme" in the recent decades(?), with no rime nor reason..
(n.) also surprisingly, rime-frost; that is, hoarfrost!
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![rime]( "rime")
(also: hoarfrost)
(n.) also surprisingly, rime-frost; that is, hoarfrost!
(also: hoarfrost)
Pittbull is an American music artist. It is widely believed that he is enjoyed but not a very good one.
For we're do the sails of life lead?
Rudderless in direction.
The captain knows
Yet lest we see
Blow winds to far off destinations.
- Pittbull (song: Timber feat. Ke$ha)
For we're do the sails of life lead?
Rudderless in direction.
The captain knows
Yet lest we see
Blow winds to far off destinations.
- Pittbull (song: Timber feat. Ke$ha)
although I am unable to rationalize your misfortune, perhaps God, with His infinite intelligence, might be able to rationalize it.
(1509 – 27 May 1564) Christian theologian who developed a strict brand of Protestant Christianity which stressed the doctrine of predestination.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: john calvin quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: john calvin quotes)
(n.) a fruit hailing from southeast asia and oceania, known for its beguilingly-elongated, whimsically-curved shape, and the ease with which its rind can be removed. actually neither of those qualities exists within natural, grown-in-the-wild bananas; both were engineered into the fruit by godless human meddling.
common cartoon knowledge holds the banana to be a favorite repast of the monkey.
common cartoon knowledge holds the banana to be a favorite repast of the monkey.
(noun): A sticky substance that transforms a leisurely stroll into a flailing dance of desperation.
The House of Indifference. Tombs are now by common consent invested with a certain sanctity, but when they have been long tenanted it is considered no sin to break them open and rifle them, the famous Egyptologist, Dr. Huggyns, explaining that a tomb may be innocently "glened" as soon as its occupant is done "smellynge," the soul being then all exhaled. This reasonable view is now generally accepted by archæologists, whereby the noble science of Curiosity has been greatly dignified.
(also: death)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: death)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) meat from a cow or bull
https://www.quora.com/Is-beef-cow-or-buffalo
(n.) slang, for interpersonal drama (whether in person or online)
(also: beef is deadly)
(also: drama)
(also: tea)
https://www.quora.com/Is-beef-cow-or-buffalo
(n.) slang, for interpersonal drama (whether in person or online)
(also: beef is deadly)
(also: drama)
(also: tea)
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