(interjection) An exclamation of frustration or desperation, often uttered by computer users experiencing technical difficulties. The phrase is a humorous adaptation of the Christian prayer "Jesus take the wheel," which implores Jesus to take control and guide one's life in a positive direction. In the context of computer problems, the speaker is similarly invoking divine intervention to resolve the issue at hand. However, it is unclear whether Jesus has any particular expertise in computer repair, or if he is simply being asked to take over out of a sense of desperation. Nevertheless, the phrase has become a popular meme in online communities, serving as a humorous expression of the exasperation many feel when confronted with malfunctioning technology.

Archaic practices designed to rob scalps and backs of the most pleasurable sensation the nerve endings within can experience.

(n.) a large group of people, probably foreigners, to whom the logical reaction is senseless panic
(also: panic)

(n.) the point at which a married couple simply can't make the holy and sacred bond of matrimony work anymore

(also: divorce rate)

euphemism for milkshake

(n.) nature's hat. one of the few remaining patches of fur covering left on earth's dominant bald apes (see human)

n. An ancient instrument of torture. The word is now used in a figurative sense to denote the poetic faculty, as in the following fiery lines of our great poet, Ella Wheeler Wilcox:

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I sit astride Parnassus with my lyre,
And pick with care the disobedient wire.
That stupid shepherd lolling on his crook
With deaf attention scarcely deigns to look.
I bide my time, and it shall come at length,
When, with a Titan's energy and strength,
I'll grab a fistful of the strings, and O,
The world shall suffer when I let them go!
—Farquharson Harris
(also: instruments of torture)
(also: ancient instruments of torture)
(also: modern instruments of torture)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

Internet royalty who wields godlike powers of charity and clickbait.

Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the worlds most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood, it doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will fire whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child could use it, and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.

Butcher
(also: butcher)

(also: guide)

Long bound relationship, built from awkward moments, thinking about it and getting used to the other subject in order to work. Pretending friendship any closer than it actually is, emits the odor of fake, though it comes from a simple subconscious misunderstandding between the two people.
Source of life energy and certainty, home

Churches for the powerless. Pawnshops for the stingy and weak. Many join to live parasitically off the backs of their card-carrying simpleton colleagues. Some join to become spies. Others, the most sincere, join to end up in jail from where they can observe the mean-spiritedness of all the rest.

A form of expression peculiar to the Land beyond the Magazines.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.)a food which remind me waffen ss

(n.) with rays of light stretching out like a million helping hands.





(also: egypt)
(also: gods and goddesses)
(also: multi-headed)
(also: multi-handed)

(also: typo) (should have been just 'egypt sun god')
(also: but is it though)
(also: no such thing as a coincidence)
(also: seek and ye shall find)
(also: tumblr tag style)
(also: never used tumblr in my life)

God is a belief or a diety that exists . first god is a belief that is used to survive in life as even if he is not real he was made to get us all acting as a group and so we would have morals and for the good of humanity, on the other hand if God exists then he is said to be the creator of all the universe , us , life , the sun ,existence itself, etc . he offers us directions in order for us to be ready for judgement day or akarat or ragnarok or what ever the last day on earth is called God is a belief and a diety right now
God is also referred to as the creator . a diety that doesn't eat , sleep or rest and is all knowing , what ever we believe lets just hope there is something at the end.

(1721 – 1725) Russian Emperor who expanded the Tsarist Empire to make Russia European power.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: peter the great quotes)

(n.) ravening hordes, unwashed masses, hoi polloi or riffraff

(also: horde)

(adj.) separate and distinct, as in pieces, like the body parts of one's relatives after one has offended the local mafioso

to be confused with discreet