when u hate the world, insturance that u don't turn your back at everyone, that you are nice to whoever they are - a training
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An emotion engendered by something advantageous to one's self or disastrous to others. In the plural this word signifies those mostly artificial aids to melancholy that deepen the general gloom of existence with a particular dejection.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
(also: period)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: period)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a word noted for its groove and meaning; the residue left over after cooking good food, as punishment for enjoying yourself
n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence. A term of contempt.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
n. A mealtime inversion that delights the palate and confuses the digestive system.
(also: Breakfast)
(also: Breakfast)
(n.) individual who commits unholy acts of tomfoolery
sitting on a moving truck-car on a seat covered with hay not because you enjoy it but because you're not going to let fall pass by without once sitting on a moving truck-car on a seat covered with hay
(n.) a furry, quadrupedal, twitchy-nosed animal that has entered into a contract with humankind, whereby it plays the role of surrogate child, roommate, bungling sidekick and stalwart admirer in exchange for food and shelter.
(570 – 632 AD) Prophet of Islam.
(also: quotes of muhammet)
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(also: quotes of muhammet)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(n.) that which follows the dissolution or destruction of government authority; like most philosophical things, we are assured it would be really cool if we did it correctly next time
(n.) the fat of a pig
(n.) like flavor, but for your eyes
(n.) a middle tier tyrant, above school principals but below agents of the government; roughly on the same level as a landlord but ruling at a place of work rather than domestic environment.
Sky water that makes your already bad day even worse
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