to desire a situation that didn't happen due, usually due to making a decision that was more logical or convenient or more beneficial (at that point-in-time)
example: i regret not going to community college and then transferring to university because i would've saved thousands of dollars and still would've graduated within four years anyway!

(adj.) intractable, incorrigible, and not susceptible to moral persuasion. generally very willfully naughty

n. A stronghold of provincialism.
(also: list of all isims)
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n. An indocile horse of the western plains. In English society, the American wife of an English nobleman.

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(Site). Where you took the idea of this page

(also: market)

An exuse your blood relatives will use to take advantage of you.

To have (and to hold) a debt. The word formerly signified not indebtedness, but possession; it meant "own," and in the minds of debtors there is still a good deal of confusion between assets and liabilities.

An Italian food made in the form of a slender, hollow tube. It consists of two parts — the tubing and the hole, the latter being the part that digests.

supported by both sects of the ruling class

an introductory activity where you do something or other with the first letter of your name, which sucks, since J is common in names but not words

(n.) an oxymoron. you either have your one (1) top priority, or you're diluting the concept and rendering it ineffective as such.

(also: halfway to nowhere)

A play in which the story is told without violence to the language. The least disagreeable form of dramatic action.
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(adj.) sinister; causing unease.

one may think of a house that has these qualities as a spookhouse. but we don't advise this.

(also: long pork)

(n.) a corrupted term deriving from bantu by way of haiti. according to folklore the zombie is a hollowed-out shell of a human being, utterly devoid of any semblance of free will, just like (insert-adherents-of-unpopular-political-movement here).

if there is any truth to the stories of zombies, it may derive from the shamanic use of pufferfish toxin to place individuals in a state of excited catatonia. whereas this is a topic best analyzed by historians, and therefore boring, the concept has influenced a number of popular horror movies in which masses of zombies are presented as a stand-in for consumerism or man's inhumanity to man or some nonsense.

irish rock band the cranberries once expressed interest in the contents of a zombie's head

1. A malignant tumour in the arena of human rights activism.
2. A criminal, guilty of perjury, various assaults and charity/tax fraud.
3. A profoundly disturbed person being enabled by her own hangers-on and the media to never address her mental health issues.

(n.) a gliding lemur-creature hailing from southeast asia, presumably having emigrated there from some sort of other planet inhabited by nightmares

despite the implication of the name, it is not a hybrid of the colubra and the galago

just like depression, it keeps you down.

The classical prototype of the modern "small hot bird."
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