v.t. To rebuke with stones. St. Stephen, for example, was lapidated like a Chinaman.
Lamented St. Steve,
What Christian can grieve
For the way that you came to your death?
For the monument fair
Of memorial stones
Was reared in the air
O'er your honored bones
Ere yet you'd relinquished your breath.
No doubt as your soul exhaled
You were thanked by resolution;
For the builders' design had failed
Except for your execution.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
“One love, one heart, one destiny.”
― Robert Marley
― Robert Marley
the mother of solutions
n. The kind of political and social reformer who is more concerned to bring others down to his plane than to lift himself to theirs.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
ability to realize your (lucid) ideas. Also a ratio of ideas you realized to all of your ideas.
falling into the misconception that you've found your significant other and want to spend the rest of your life with them, aka (also: marriage)
n. One who throws light upon a subject; as an editor by not writing about it.
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(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(adj.) lacking the ability to see things
"Roses are red; violets are blue. Or so I'm told. Spare a dollar or two?"
"I think that I shall never see. My cataracts have blinded me."
"Roses are red; violets are blue. Or so I'm told. Spare a dollar or two?"
"I think that I shall never see. My cataracts have blinded me."
A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
(noun): A game that's easy to learn but impossible to master, causing losers to hate it and winners to lord their superiority over everyone else. Just don't knock over the pieces in a fit of rage.
(v.) allowing someone to do something, when you have the authority to make such a decision.
(n.) the document proving you've got some set of permissions. generally has your name, photo, and some other important information. carry it with you, or else you're a goner! (technically spelled licence everywhere except the states but idkk man, https://www.grammarly.com/blog/licence-license/)
(n.) the document proving you've got some set of permissions. generally has your name, photo, and some other important information. carry it with you, or else you're a goner! (technically spelled licence everywhere except the states but idkk man, https://www.grammarly.com/blog/licence-license/)
someone who spends their free time online or playing video games, but believes they spend it reading
One of two primary sources of food for Italians.
(1732 – 1799) – Leader of US forces during American Revolution and 1st President of US.
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(also: george washington quotes)
(also: united states of america)
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(also: united states of america)
to behave under the knowledge that you could be taken out by a drone strike ten seconds from now, so it's no use waiting for anything ever.
(adj.) not in accordance with or otherwise disregarding the dictates of law. describing an action best taken well out of sight of all unbribed authority figures
(n.) a term used in physics that describes a condition of microstates not being organized into a coherent macrostate, or in other words a condition of disorder
the second thermodynamic law demands that the universe always gravitate towards more entropy; even the act of painstakingly bringing order a system increases entropy on the microscopic level.
The natural conclusion to these facts is that the universe will eventually reach heat death, in which no energy is left for the universe to continue going. here's hoping.
the second thermodynamic law demands that the universe always gravitate towards more entropy; even the act of painstakingly bringing order a system increases entropy on the microscopic level.
The natural conclusion to these facts is that the universe will eventually reach heat death, in which no energy is left for the universe to continue going. here's hoping.
(1471 – 1541) Spanish Conquistador who claimed Inca lands for Spain.
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(also: francisco pizarro quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
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sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
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