(n.) talking good, like what I do
a mound-shaped sandy island with a diameter of one meter having a single coconut palm
Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
a song that best describes summer
(n.) 1) a trait which is inherited in a non-physical, non-genetic way, such as language. 2) the most insufferable goddam thing you can conceive of if it cloned itself, had sex with the clone and then ate the resulting babies for the +2 insufferability bonus.
Walking about. Relating to the philosophy of Aristotle, who, while expounding it, moved from place to place in order to avoid his pupils' objections. A needless precaution — they knew no more of the matter than he.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
a country spread across five islands in the easternmost part of east asia.
for some reason, frequently confused with china by outsiders, so let's get this out of the way:
china things: great walls. silken pajamas. jackie chan. mao zedong. confucius. crazy-ass operas.
japan things: ninja. samurai. sumo wrestlers. anime. cherry blossoms. mount fuji. karaoke.
things both places have: noodles. tea. buddhism. urban sprawl.
for some reason, frequently confused with china by outsiders, so let's get this out of the way:
china things: great walls. silken pajamas. jackie chan. mao zedong. confucius. crazy-ass operas.
japan things: ninja. samurai. sumo wrestlers. anime. cherry blossoms. mount fuji. karaoke.
things both places have: noodles. tea. buddhism. urban sprawl.
A dead Quaker.
a way of pronouncing sounds used by people outside of New Jersey.
noun: living beings, whether animals or creatures, that provide solace and grievance depending on one's mood.
Example: my dog is an important member of my family.
Example: my dog is an important member of my family.
(n.) an elderly man in a pointy hat and robe with star patterns on it. one must hope they also have magical abilities to accompany this garb, or else they'll simply be a very sad and badly-dressed man.
An infamous city within the Roman Empire, where residents couldn't stop naming things. They'd start with a simple concept like happy or sad, then they'd end up with a word for "temporary lustful attachment to an unidentified mushroom on the forest floor."
(adj.)
1) nervous, jumpy; more jittery than a green snake in a sugarcane plantation
2) avant-garde and trendmaking; for some reason, this usually equates to taking a corny cartoon made for immature children and retooling it into a grim cartoon for immature teenagers
1) nervous, jumpy; more jittery than a green snake in a sugarcane plantation
2) avant-garde and trendmaking; for some reason, this usually equates to taking a corny cartoon made for immature children and retooling it into a grim cartoon for immature teenagers
a very silly and not-at-all good thing that happened in south africa
sounds aptly and surprisingly like "apart-hate" when pronounced correctly.
sounds aptly and surprisingly like "apart-hate" when pronounced correctly.
To cease from troubling.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Noun. A calm and wise individual skilled in the art of profound contemplation, often found seeking serenity amidst misplaced car keys and existential dilemmas.
(also: humans)
(also: humans)
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join