A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
"More dear than all my bosom knows, O thou
Whose 'lips are sealed' and will not disavow!"
So sang the blithe reporter-man as grew
Beneath his hand the leg-long "interview."
—Barson Maith
(also:
report)
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a merry-go-round; a carnival attraction consisting of a large round gazebo, rotating slowly as it emits menacing calliope music, and filled with petrified and impaled animals on which merrymakers are invited to ride.
(n.) a cluster, a paradox and a void all in one
(n.) A slimy friend who can give 4 hugs at the same time
(n.) a deceptive statement, but one that is intended to enhance understanding rather than obfuscate it
a holiday when you try to find a date for the day, or a 'valentine', and if you can't find one, you lose
One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
supported by both sects of the ruling class
(n.) a european nation that's doing very well since the divorce from
slovakia home to prague, the spookiest european capital, as well as... presumably other things
One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.
(also:
death)
(also:
the devils dictionary)
story of a worldwide event present in many independent accounts around the world. The fact that it is evidenced in so many cultures shows that they all ripped each other off
(n.) music for those moody angst-ridden teenager types; derived from a mix of african-american styles like jazz and country or gospel
Anyone not from 'round these parts. And we don't like those types 'round here.
(n.) remarks stemming from a lack of trust or faith (in the statement, person, group or existence in general), thereby using humour and disbelief as protection.
Penal servitude for the semi-
intelligent, a cowshed of imbecility. A Circe who transforms her adoring fans into dogs and pigs. A
prostitute for the master, a
pimp of the
foreigner. Child-eater, parent-slanderer and scoffer at heroes.
(n.) source of all
life; is wet.
The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
