a competitive recreational activity. exists for the detriment of schoolchildren so they may build character, as well as for the benefit of the gambling community. 
"real" sports:  football, hockey, tennis, basketball, baseball, pugilism, allegedly lacrosse and polo in places where rich people are found 
"not real" sports (that is, possibly made up on the spot as an elaborate prank): curling, cricket
                    
                    
                     
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 “"observers" must obey the call.”
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