(noun): A person who is confident, assertive, and unafraid to speak their mind. Often admired for their ability to get things done, no matter who they have to steamroll over.
(adjective): A word used to express insincerity or sarcasm when something is actually terrible. A go-to for office small talk and passive-aggressive compliments.
(adverb): A word that means the opposite of "yes" but is often used ironically to actually mean "yes". Because why be straightforward when you can make people guess?
(noun): A game that's easy to learn but impossible to master, causing losers to hate it and winners to lord their superiority over everyone else. Just don't knock over the pieces in a fit of rage.
(noun): A set of rules that ensure the wealthy can maintain their exclusivity by limiting the availability of affordable housing. Because nothing says "neighborhood charm" like homelessness.
(noun): An individual who believes that their wealth entitles them to dictate how others should live, while simultaneously hoarding resources and contributing to societal inequality.
(phrase): A pointless corporate phrase used to sound proactive while simultaneously admitting to past incompetence.
(noun): A natural supplement that boosts your mood, strengthens your bones, and reminds you that the great outdoors is more than just a mythical place from your childhood.
(noun): Heartless, profit-driven beasts who will stop at nothing to line their pockets, even if it means exploiting workers, destroying the environment, and ruining countless lives.
(phrase): a polite response used to signal that the speaker has already been subjected to the tiresome and predictable drivel that is about to spew forth from the mouth of the person speaking.
(n.): an outdated television program featuring six attractive white people living unrealistically lavish lives in New York City. Known for its catchy theme song and mediocre jokes.
(n.)something you cant find to buy during the time of bank rushes.
(n.): a nautical mishap resulting in the sudden and unexpected redistribution of aquatic possessions, such as sunglasses, flip-flops, and firearms among sea creatures.
(n.): a chicken tender resembling Africa, sold for exorbitant prices based solely on its unique shape, despite indistinguishable flavor and texture.
(adj.): a desperate attempt by an individual to compensate for their lack of social standing, fashion sense, or general likability. Often results in embarrassing behavior and eye-rolling from those around them.
(noun) a food you shouldnt even consider to put ketchup on it.
(noun): a financial workout where customers sprint to their savings, the bank sweats its liquidity, and silver investors sit back and enjoy the surge in demand for their precious metal.
(noun) The ultimate weapon of the Army of the People, capable of causing financial chaos and striking fear into the hearts of hedge fund managers. Hoorah, retail investors!
(noun) A spicy candy that dares you to eat more than one, tempting fate with each fiery bite. The preferred snack of daredevils and masochists.
(noun) A colorful candy that promises to "taste the rainbow," but really just tastes like sugar-coated disappointment.
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