(noun) A highly-trained group of individuals, skilled in the art of warfare and the art of waiting for Congress to approve their budget.
: (noun) The best-dressed bodyguards money can buy, tasked with protecting politicians from harm and the public from the truth.
(noun): A visionary who believes that gaming hardware should remain stagnant, oblivious to the joy of technological progress and environmental conservation. See also: Innovation Ignorer.
(noun): A person who suggests that outdated job titles are acceptable in modern society, lacking awareness of professional language evolution. See also: Lexicon Luddite.
(noun) A genius who wants to ensure the future is in capable hands by advocating for aptitude tests before adulthood. Because trusting people with important life choices is overrated.
flɔrɪdə/ (noun): a state in the southeastern United States, known for its warm climate, beaches, and tourist attractions. Florida is pronounced as "FLAW-ruh-duh" or "FLOR-uh-duh" in the IPA. It is also where "Florida man" lives
(idiom) A phrase that captures the absurdity of human ambition in the face of divine intervention. It suggests that even the most well-laid plans can be derailed by a higher power with a mischievous sense of humor. Poor Moses learned this lesson the hard way when he tried to negotiate with Pharaoh, only to have God rain down plagues and miracles on Egypt like it was a game of celestial Whack-a-Mole. The phrase can be used to acknowledge the folly of human attempts to control the uncontrollable, or to express frustration with the cosmic prankster who seems to delight in messing with our lives. Ultimately, Moses may have been a great leader, but he was no match for the whims of a deity with a twisted sense of humor.
(interjection) An exclamation of frustration or desperation, often uttered by computer users experiencing technical difficulties. The phrase is a humorous adaptation of the Christian prayer "Jesus take the wheel," which implores Jesus to take control and guide one's life in a positive direction. In the context of computer problems, the speaker is similarly invoking divine intervention to resolve the issue at hand. However, it is unclear whether Jesus has any particular expertise in computer repair, or if he is simply being asked to take over out of a sense of desperation. Nevertheless, the phrase has become a popular meme in online communities, serving as a humorous expression of the exasperation many feel when confronted with malfunctioning technology.
(n) A convenient excuse for the Almighty to shirk their divine duties and leave humanity to their own devices. One can only imagine the heavenly distractions that must be more important than answering prayers or intervening in earthly affairs. Perhaps God is binge-watching a new series on Netflix or indulging in a celestial spa day. Either way, mere mortals will have to wait until God returns to their desk to handle the backlog of requests. In the meantime, humans may have to resort to solving their own problems, like adults.
(also: creation of the universe)
(also: creation of the universe)
(noun): A charmingly deceptive bunch, known for luring unsuspecting tourists into a state of perpetual relaxation and carefree indulgence.
a lucrative industry built on exploiting people's insecurities and desire for companionship. A fool's game where experts are often single and unhappy.
the hindsight-fueled ramblings of older individuals who forget their own past mistakes and offer vague platitudes.
(also: Relationship advice)
(also: Relationship advice)
a Herculean task that requires the strength of a thousand warriors and the willpower of a saint.
n. A mealtime inversion that delights the palate and confuses the digestive system.
(also: Breakfast)
(also: Breakfast)
(also: cancel culture)
The modern-day equivalent of a digital witch hunt fueled by outrage and virtue signaling.
A toxic wasteland of self-righteousness, cancel culture, and pseudo-intellectualism.
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
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