machine used to make people's voices less pleasant for usage in humorous similes.
to look at products longingly
field of health whose main tenet is that pain is bad in and of itself, rather than just being a symptom of bad. This is in opposition to fitness, which says that pain is a symptom of bodily good.
the first person to agree with me
a holiday when you try to find a date for the day, or a 'valentine', and if you can't find one, you lose
not exhibiting the cheating, hypercompetitiveness, or general lack of integrity expected of athletes
ripe for the adulterating.
someone better than you, but you're not resorting to accusing them of cheating, only of making an effort.
a computer program that pretends to be a different genre of pornography
to say something wrong and then laugh when people correct you
the leader of a nation lead by God
used to indicate that a statement is not true in any practical way, thus having the sole purpose of making the stater feel smart
mathematical function defined as the value obtained when 'tan(x)' is put into a calculator
one who enjoys enjoyable things (probably gay)
a prank where you forcibly submerge someone's head into a shallow ceramic pool of rushing water for several seconds
sexily delirious from the oppressive heat.
an argument you refute in effigy
word used when you've already used "potato" and don't want to say the same word twice.
one whose spending is not thrifty
The act of talking to oneself eloquently and grandiosely, as if someone were listening. To see it as anything but a sign of delusions of grandeur is to break the fourth wall.
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