(n.): A brooding, melodramatic strategist who's convinced he's always the smartest person in the room. Often found lounging on a throne while his minions do the grunt work. Has a flair for dramatic entrances and is known to monologue for hours on end.
(also: anime)
(noun): A sticky substance that transforms a leisurely stroll into a flailing dance of desperation.
Noun /ˈlɛmən/
A fruit that looks innocent enough on the outside, but is often a sour disappointment on the inside. A favorite of used car salesmen and con artists everywhere, it has the power to turn a dream into a nightmare with a single turn of the key.
(also: marriage)
A fruit that looks innocent enough on the outside, but is often a sour disappointment on the inside. A favorite of used car salesmen and con artists everywhere, it has the power to turn a dream into a nightmare with a single turn of the key.
(also: marriage)
(n.): A self-proclaimed "cool dude" with a penchant for terrible jokes and excessive flexing. Known for his constant need to prove himself, often resulting in poorly thought-out decisions. May cause eye-rolling, cringing, and second-hand embarrassment. Approach with caution, or at least a good sense of humor.
(also: trying to be cool)
(also: trying to be cool)
a letter used in to write realmoms
(noun):
A utopian fantasy of a unified global authority where everyone thinks, acts, and dresses the same, because conformity is the ultimate goal, and variety is just too much of a hassle. Just like a mediocre restaurant chain, but for humanity.
A utopian fantasy of a unified global authority where everyone thinks, acts, and dresses the same, because conformity is the ultimate goal, and variety is just too much of a hassle. Just like a mediocre restaurant chain, but for humanity.
(n.): A multi-talented performer with an infectious smile and an uncanny ability to make everyone feel like they're his best friend. Known for his impressive singing voice and impeccable fashion sense. Has been known to cause spontaneous dancing in public places. Approach with caution, unless you're prepared to have a good time.
(n.): A well-intentioned magical girl with a tendency to jump into battle without thinking. Known for her over-the-top idealism and questionable taste in music. Has a habit of making promises she can't keep. Approach with caution, and maybe bring some earplugs.
(also: anime)
(also: anime)
(n.): A towering figure with an iconic breathing problem and a flair for the dramatic. Known for his love of black, questionable fathering skills, and a tendency to overuse the Force choke. May cause intense feelings of awe or terror, depending on your allegiance. Approach with caution, or at least a sense of humor about the whole "galactic domination" thing.
Noun /ˈpoʊkɪˌmɑn/
A digital creature that has enslaved an entire generation with its mind-numbing games and TV shows. Trainers capture them in tiny balls, forcing them to battle for their entertainment. They're like pets, but without the love or affection.
A digital creature that has enslaved an entire generation with its mind-numbing games and TV shows. Trainers capture them in tiny balls, forcing them to battle for their entertainment. They're like pets, but without the love or affection.
Noun /bəˈluːn/
A rubber sack filled with hot air and false promises of excitement. Often used to lure children into dangerous rides or to display one's wealth and poor taste. Known to burst unexpectedly, causing embarrassment and disappointment.
A rubber sack filled with hot air and false promises of excitement. Often used to lure children into dangerous rides or to display one's wealth and poor taste. Known to burst unexpectedly, causing embarrassment and disappointment.
(n.): A supervillain with a severe case of megalomania and an unhealthy obsession with kneel-worthy subjects. Symptoms include excessive brooding, overuse of ominous music, and a tendency to wear tight, leather outfits. Known for shouting "Kneel before Zod!" at inappropriate moments. Avoid at all costs.
(also: Superman)
(also: Superman)
(n.): An extraterrestrial being with a knack for meddling in human affairs. Known for his chiseled jawline, impeccable hair, and a costume that defies all fashion logic. Has a tendency to save the day, but often leaves a trail of destruction in his wake. Approach with caution, or at least a sturdy insurance policy.
(also: insurance)
(also: zod)
(also: insurance)
(also: zod)
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