(n.) supposedly that which separates human beings from lowly animals, since animals are influenced largely by desire for things like food, water, and shelter, whereas humans are influenced by much more sophisticated things political demagoguery and subliminal advertising
(n.) a special notice intended to take advantage of those who lack free will
(adj.) of language; meant to persuade, imply and suggest, for all those times when plainspokenness would be too pussy
(n.) the human tendency to hold contradictory beliefs at the same time on the basis that their truth is less important than their rhetorical usefulness
(n.) a painfully stupid bird prone to screeching, violent spasms and getting itself killed flailing against panes of glass. regarded as a symbol of peace, presumably because they're so fragile and have trouble defending themselves
(n.) a professional who studies the health and condition of teeth, regarded as kin to schoolteachers and other torturers
(n.) the belief that any sacrifice is worth it to make the world a worse place
(n.) the act of putting something off until... ah screw it
(n.) the act of hurling someone out of a window. No, that's actually it.
(n.) like flavor, but for your eyes
(n.) one in a never-ending series of new ideas (including nationality, religion, and boredom) which has inspired human beings to violent conflict. it involves something to do with workers and production, etc. etc.
(n.) the process by which a species changes and adapts. on a short term basis the process consists of ensuring that the less helpful members of the population do not breed. it does not always work.
(n.) the study of ailments which exist only in the mind, though the bill, unfortunately, does not
(n.) licensed grave robbery, carried out by the more rugged and outdoorsy variety of academic. But not quite as rugged or outdoorsy as you're thinking.
(n.) an unplaceable sense of discomfort, illness, or infirmity, not to be confused with mayonnaise (though both should be avoided)
(n.) one conceived through an unauthorized act of carnal knowledge; often used as a casual insult to those sensitive about their parentage
(n.) Christianity, classic recipe. Distinguished by its use of big elaborately decorated places of worship and tall fancy hats. Originators of the oral sex loophole for preserving virginity.
(n.) an evasive and ambiguous phrase used in lieu of a direct and to-the-point phrase, for the sake of tact
(n.) to claim service from another on the threat of publicly revealing embarrassing or harmful information; the term is often regarded as a harsh, harsh word by blackmailers
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