(n.) something untrue that people will nonetheless believe in, and thus the exact reverse of scientific research
(n.) a performer who either highlights the melancholy of life by pretending to be happy, or highlights the joy of life by pretending to be sad and miserable
(n.) the ability to be disappointed enough with reality that one starts proposing improvements, a testament to mankind's sheer arrogance and easily-bored nature
(n.) a large group of people, probably foreigners, to whom the logical reaction is senseless panic
(also: panic)
(also: panic)
(n.) an attempt to do oneself in through the most pleasant means at hand, including drunkenness, gluttony, and general revelry
(also: debauchery)
(also: hedonism)
(also: New Orleans)
(also: debauchery)
(also: hedonism)
(also: New Orleans)
(adv.) not literally
(n.) A frozen hell in the extreme north of the American continent. Inhabited primarily by roving packs of hockey fans, wolverines, and gravy.
(also: roving packs)
(also: roving packs)
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