(noun): An Instagram wonderland where flower crowns reign supreme, and cultural appropriation is as common as overpriced bottled water. It's a playground for influencers seeking the perfect selfie amidst a sea of bandwagon fashion trends. Attendees willingly subject themselves to intense heat and audio pollution for the sake of being #festivalfamous. Proceed with caution, as excessive exposure may result in a sudden urge to quit your job and become a professional flower crown designer.
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