Expression. The artful response to someone's attempt at assistance that's akin to receiving a single raisin as payment for winning a chocolate factory.
(also: shame on you)
Noun. Uninvited intruders who disrupt carefully crafted plans and turn a peaceful haven into a whirlwind of frantic cleaning and forced conversation.
(also: babies)
(also: babies)
Noun. A two-wheeled freedom machine that turns human energy into a thrilling blend of wind-blown hair and sudden leg-day regret.
(also: polish bike ride)
(also: polish bike ride)
Noun. The elixir of wakefulness, responsible for transforming zombies into productive humans and turning teacups into sources of boundless energy.
(also: woke people)
(also: woke people)
Noun. A realm where memes, cat videos, and virtual friendships flourish, sometimes causing people to forget their own socks exist.
Adjective. The frenzied state of accomplishing a task just before its deadline, often fueled by adrenaline, coffee, and creative excuses, though success remains elusive.
Noun. An iconic anthropomorphic rodent who rocks red shorts, gloved hands, and a perpetual smile while orchestrating animated mischief in a magical kingdom.
(also: mice)
(also: mice)
Noun. A mesmerizing televised spectacle where sleep-deprived hosts passionately hawk gadgets that promise to solve problems you never knew existed.
Noun. A perilous architectural marvel built by aspiring architects and demolished by overconfident hands, leaving chaos in its wake.
(also: governing people)
(also: governing people)
Noun. The mystical force that transforms ordinary humans into button-pressing, world-changing wizards, or sometimes just makes the toaster work.
(also: power dynamics)
(also: power dynamics)
"one day you'll realize there are better things in life than money. much finer things. like... like power! hahahahaha, bwahahaha! now hang up my cape."
-batman, this one time in mad magazine
-batman, this one time in mad magazine
Noun. The cosmic belief that all celestial bodies gather for a daily meeting around Earth, which secretly hosts the universe's most popular soirées.
Noun. A calm and wise individual skilled in the art of profound contemplation, often found seeking serenity amidst misplaced car keys and existential dilemmas.
(also: humans)
(also: humans)
(adjective):
A state of mind where one's fear is overshadowed by a sudden burst of temporary insanity, resulting in the misguided belief that they can conquer anything. Often accompanied by a fleeting surge of confidence and a total disregard for common sense. Not recommended for making rational life decisions or dealing with clowns.
(also: fool)
A state of mind where one's fear is overshadowed by a sudden burst of temporary insanity, resulting in the misguided belief that they can conquer anything. Often accompanied by a fleeting surge of confidence and a total disregard for common sense. Not recommended for making rational life decisions or dealing with clowns.
(also: fool)
(noun):
A master of words and imagination, capable of conjuring entire worlds with nothing but a keyboard and a cup of coffee.
(also: authority)
A master of words and imagination, capable of conjuring entire worlds with nothing but a keyboard and a cup of coffee.
(also: authority)
(noun):
The sensation that your brain is on a vacation to Dullsville, leaving you stranded with nothing but a broken TV remote and a wilting houseplant for company.
The sensation that your brain is on a vacation to Dullsville, leaving you stranded with nothing but a broken TV remote and a wilting houseplant for company.
Inspiration (noun):
A mystical force that selectively strikes individuals at the most inconvenient moments, often while showering or trying to fall asleep.
(also: shower thoughts)
A mystical force that selectively strikes individuals at the most inconvenient moments, often while showering or trying to fall asleep.
(also: shower thoughts)
(noun):
An elusive and mythical concept that promises the opportune moment for action or decision-making. Often used as an excuse to procrastinate, as it conveniently never seems to arrive.
(also: time travel)
An elusive and mythical concept that promises the opportune moment for action or decision-making. Often used as an excuse to procrastinate, as it conveniently never seems to arrive.
(also: time travel)
(noun):
The art of turning blank pages into a whirlwind of dreams, drama, and dialogue. A delicate dance between creativity and structure, where words leap off the page and come to life on the big screen.
(also: typewriter)
The art of turning blank pages into a whirlwind of dreams, drama, and dialogue. A delicate dance between creativity and structure, where words leap off the page and come to life on the big screen.
(also: typewriter)
(noun):
A small yet mighty word that possesses the power to render previous statements utterly irrelevant.
(also: nice guys)
A small yet mighty word that possesses the power to render previous statements utterly irrelevant.
(also: nice guys)
(verb):
The digital art of aimlessly swiping, flicking, or rolling one's finger on a touch screen, often resulting in a sense of fleeting satisfaction and a severe case of thumb fatigue.
(also: hamster wheel)
The digital art of aimlessly swiping, flicking, or rolling one's finger on a touch screen, often resulting in a sense of fleeting satisfaction and a severe case of thumb fatigue.
(also: hamster wheel)
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