(noun): A deceptively innocent pastry that, like a mischievous Scandinavian gnome, seduces taste buds with its buttery layers and sweet fillings. It has the magical power to transform any breakfast table into a bustling Copenhagen café. Caution: Extended exposure may lead to a lifelong addiction to hygge, uncontrollable cravings for smørrebrød, and an inexplicable urge to start speaking with a charming Danish accent.
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join