Our prostrate brother, Homo ventrambulans.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
you are using the word 'chemicals' to mean artificially synthesized matter, whereas I use it to mean any kind of matter. Therefore your complaints about 'chemicals', i.e. artificially synthesized matter, mean you are actually complaining about all matter.
(n.) a swenka horse
conveying anything outwards, be it feelings, visual images, or noise and / or movement. expression is simply the act of putting yourself out there. it gives some people anxiety, but the only thing better than happiness, is the peace you will feel when you have expressed yourself clearly.
(also: art)
(also: poet)
(also: art)
(also: poet)
as it happens, i think you'll find i'm the one who's spartacus
One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) the life of every party, a light source dressed up with an attractive fabric covering. consider adopting a lamp today.
(n.) a celebration held on the day of one's birth meant to congratulate them on not biting the big one yet (see death).
(n.) the study of precious precious blood and its constituent components
precious precious constituent components
precious precious constituent components
(adj.) sure, maybe, but don't count on it.
(also: up in the air)
(also: tba)
(also: tbd)
not (also: carved in stone)
(also: up in the air)
(also: tba)
(also: tbd)
not (also: carved in stone)
(n.) the state after having cleared all the muckity muck from the mucky pond -- the doubts, worries, envies, misfortunes. when giving something new a chance becomes possible.
(also: debt jubilee)
(also: phoenix)
(also: newborn)
(also: baby)
(also: debt jubilee)
(also: phoenix)
(also: newborn)
(also: baby)
(n.) one who sings. not to be confused with one who singes.
n. Learning—particularly that sort which is not derived from a regular course of instruction but comes of the reading of occult books, or by nature. This latter is commonly designated as folk-lore and embraces popular myths and superstitions. In Baring-Gould's Curious Myths of the Middle Ages the reader will find many of these traced backward, through various peoples on converging lines, toward a common origin in remote antiquity. Among these are the fables of "Teddy the Giant Killer," "The Sleeping John Sharp Williams," "Little Red Riding Hood and the Sugar Trust," "Beauty and the Brisbane," "The Seven Aldermen of Ephesus," "Rip Van Fairbanks," and so forth. The fable which Goethe so affectingly relates under the title of "The Erl-King" was known two thousand years ago in Greece as "The Demos and the Infant Industry." One of the most general and ancient of these myths is that Arabian tale of "
Ali Baba and the Forty Rockefellers."
(also: Rockefeller)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Ali Baba and the Forty Rockefellers."
(also: Rockefeller)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The sentiments and emotions which every literary anatomist now knows to haunt the heart were anciently believed to infest the liver; and even Gascoygne, speaking of the emotional side of human nature, calls it "our hepaticall parte." It was at one time considered the seat of life; hence its name — liver, the thing we live with. The liver is heaven's best gift to the goose; without it that bird would be unable to supply us with the Strasbourg paté.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(adj.) intractable, incorrigible, and not susceptible to moral persuasion. generally very willfully naughty
Jewish and/or Christian, used in religious discussions of Christianity by Christians who think discussing Christianity is inherently offensive to Jews. It is often used to prevent Islamophobic rhetoric from sounding anti-Semitic.
scale used to measure how impressed you should be when I eat a pepper
(n.) also known as whole water.
step one if your beloved has been cut to pieces in a fairytale: assemble the pieces and pour this special water over the wounds. stay strong, you are not done yet. do not drink the dead water. do not get distracted. your beloved's life is on the line!
https://nicholaskotar.com/2018/10/05/living-and-dead-water/
(also: living water)
(also: magical water)
(also: slavic folktales)
step one if your beloved has been cut to pieces in a fairytale: assemble the pieces and pour this special water over the wounds. stay strong, you are not done yet. do not drink the dead water. do not get distracted. your beloved's life is on the line!
https://nicholaskotar.com/2018/10/05/living-and-dead-water/
(also: living water)
(also: magical water)
(also: slavic folktales)
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