(1596 – 1650) French philosopher and mathematician. “I think, therefore I am.”
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
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(n.) a thing which a reporter may report on, in the hopes of validating their career decisions
n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
the status of a man who, out of nothing more than the goodness of his heart, acts with politeness and kindness towards those whom he wants to have sex with
(n.) the quintessence of the '80s.
and it can be a fountain for mesmerizing characters:
and it can be endearingly cringey (link looks broken, but it's not):
and it does spill out over from English, too:
and solarpunk will have its disco revival.
(also: 80s)
(also: quintessence)
(also: solarpunk)
(also: music)
(also: energy)
(also: dancing)
and it can be a fountain for mesmerizing characters:
and it can be endearingly cringey (link looks broken, but it's not):
and it does spill out over from English, too:
and solarpunk will have its disco revival.
(also: 80s)
(also: quintessence)
(also: solarpunk)
(also: music)
(also: energy)
(also: dancing)
(n.) a pancake covered in square braille indents for people with blind tongues
the stuff you pick to think about...much like picking a book. Tough thoughts like for me is everyone equally gifted? can be described as demanding literature.
(also: library)
(also: library)
Apparently.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) with rays of light stretching out like a million helping hands.
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(also: egypt)
(also: gods and goddesses)
(also: multi-headed)
(also: multi-handed)
(also: typo) (should have been just 'egypt sun god')
(also: but is it though)
(also: no such thing as a coincidence)
(also: seek and ye shall find)
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(also: never used tumblr in my life)
(also: egypt)
(also: gods and goddesses)
(also: multi-headed)
(also: multi-handed)
(also: typo) (should have been just 'egypt sun god')
(also: but is it though)
(also: no such thing as a coincidence)
(also: seek and ye shall find)
(also: tumblr tag style)
(also: never used tumblr in my life)
"you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"
-a carefully crafted insult intended to describe one whose appearance might be called grabastic
-a carefully crafted insult intended to describe one whose appearance might be called grabastic
(n.) drops of water which condense within clouds and fall from the sky. this tends to happen only when the weatherman said it would not
(n.) little black bird that suddenly appears every time roadkill is near
(n.) remarks stemming from a lack of trust or faith (in the statement, person, group or existence in general), thereby using humour and disbelief as protection.
(n.) 1) one who propagates terminological inexactitudes; 2) one who wouldn't say they lie, as such, just exaggerate and occasionally leave out a few minor details.
(also: prevaricator)
(also: prevaricator)
A telephone that is easy to bring with you and runs on batterys (maby chargeable). It can often send text messages and maby has a camera.
(also: telephone)
(also: text messages)
(also: telephone)
(also: text messages)
A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.
Old Paunchinello, freshly wed,
Took Madam P. to table,
And there deliriously fed
As fast as he was able.
"I dote upon good grub," he cried,
Intent upon its throatage.
"Ah, yes," said the neglected bride,
"You're in your table d'hôtage."
—Associated Poets
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Old Paunchinello, freshly wed,
Took Madam P. to table,
And there deliriously fed
As fast as he was able.
"I dote upon good grub," he cried,
Intent upon its throatage.
"Ah, yes," said the neglected bride,
"You're in your table d'hôtage."
—Associated Poets
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) explorers who are less concerned with the wondrous new lands and customs and more concerned with the workload they're escaping
scale used to measure how impressed you should be when I eat a pepper
The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
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