how the Earth is miraculously just right to allow the existence of the type of life that exists on Earth.

one of several feast days on the gregorian calendar, commemorated by the discounting of storebought confectionery

informal term for ladypox

(n.) an edible grass that is traditionally hunted and served in a thick milky soup alongside herbs known as marshmallows

n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. The basis of logic is the syllogism, consisting of a major and a minor premise and a conclusion — thus:
Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man.

Minor Premise: One man can dig a post-hole in sixty seconds; therefore —

Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a post-hole in one second.

This may be called the syllogism arithmetical, in which, by combining logic and mathematics, we obtain a double certainty and are twice blessed.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

someone who wears an animal costume for their own amusement. this presumably excepts people who wear animal costumes for the amusement of audiences at sporting events (mascots). but I'm still keeping an eye on that phillie phanatic guy.

(v.) to stand grandly; to prance about showily like a total pillock rubbing your delusions of self-importance in the face of another as though you're something special when we know full well you're not, Kyle.

a game in which people attempt to predict certain things that will happen, forfeiting money or possessions if they are incorrect

the more upscale version of gambling is the stock market

(1632-1723) Dutch chemist – founder of microbiology.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: antony van leeuwenhoek quotes)

a rite in which a newborn baby pledges lifelong belief in Jesus Christ

Deliverance of sinners from the penalty of their sin, through their murder of the deity against whom they sinned. The doctrine of Redemption is the fundamental mystery of our holy religion, and whoso believeth in it shall not perish, but have everlasting life in which to try to understand it.

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We must awake Man's spirit from its sin,
And take some special measure for redeeming it;
Though hard indeed the task to get it in
Among the angels any way but teaming it,
Or purify it otherwise than steaming it.
I'm awkward at Redemption — a beginner:
My method is to crucify the sinner.
—Golgo Brone
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

A signal to sleeping soldiers to dream of battlefields no more, but get up and have their blue noses counted. In the American army it is ingeniously called "rev-e-lee," and to that pronunciation our countrymen have pledged their lives, their misfortunes and their sacred dishonor.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) a real fun guy

wears a cool toque and might be into the goth scene, as he's often seen relishing in darkness and decay. can be a good guy to have around on pizza night.

(adj.) describing someone who hasn't been following the discussion very closely

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

(also: god)
(also: the creator)
(also: the universe)

a flavoring that is nigh omnipresent on food products in the western world between late summer and autumn. presumably there is some deep ritualistic significance behind this custom, though it remains doggedly beyond the understanding of our finest minds

originally used on pumpkins, a variety of pumpkin spiced watermelon

Are two people were too horny to have sex like a civilized,so they had sex like cave people and that was there biggest mistake,the mistake is represtend in you.
Parents order to receive "respect" from their mistakes.
The acts that mean disrespect are not allowed and any mistake who show disrespect will be punished by helping them to devolep problem behavior and othet mental health issues.
The acts that indicate disrespect are somany some of them are"talking,having friend,wearing clothes,staying home,going for a walk,eating without permission,being near them when they are angry,trying to learn a skill,having a hobby,breathing without permission...........and others"

(n.) a nation in the north of the Asian continent, primarily known for having such abundant reserves of human suffering that it became their primary export

(also: everything)
(also: dominic toretto)

(v.) the act of desperately trying to salvage a plan that has gone horribly awry