(n.) a european who eats spicy food and is despised by portuguese
(n.) thing that is not to be disclosed or revealed. as the saying goes, three may keep a secret if two of them are dead
Bill Nye Day (n.) a kind of day when you don't feel like doing your job. When you walk into the classroom and the TV is in the room and lights are off, you know it's going to be a bill nye day. Bill Nye is a kid's show scientist, which many only watched in school on these kind of days.
Calepine of Obloquy, Flippancy, & Lampoonery
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(n.) 1) a lowly delinquent and a no-goodnik; 2) a variety of music that revels in one's delinquency and no-goodnikness
Wild rabbit is a type of dog food that is fun to chase. Occasionally, a dog can dig up a nest and find the helpless babies to eat.
A substance (a vapor i believe) in yiur brain that makes you forget what you like hate or want. Making the entire universe seem like game of shadows it washes your brain of the colourful passion which makes you drunk. You can say mood is decided by ratio of these two substances
A tide in the affairs of an army swayed by the attraction of loot.
(also: the devils dictionary)
(also: the devils dictionary)
(n.) place where sick or injured people are taken, so that the bills and administrative errors can test the full extent of their will to live
hell
To commit an indiscretion without temptation, from an impulse without purpose.
For the one with purpose (also: ultimatum)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
For the one with purpose (also: ultimatum)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
An obsolete kind of literary composition in which the vices and follies of the author's enemies were expounded with imperfect tenderness. In this country satire never had more than a sickly and uncertain existence, for the soul of it is wit, wherein we are dolefully deficient, the humor that we mistake for it, like all humor, being tolerant and sympathetic. Moreover, although Americans are "endowed by their Creator" with abundant vice and folly, it is not generally known that these are reprehensible qualities, wherefore the satirist is popularly regarded as a sour-spirited knave, and his every victim's outcry for codefendants evokes a national assent.
Hail Satire! be thy praises ever sung
In the dead language of a mummy's tongue,
For thou thyself art dead, and damned as well —
Thy spirit (usefully employed) in Hell.
Had it been such as consecrates the Bible
Thou hadst not perished by the law of libel.
—Barney Stims
(also: humor)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Hail Satire! be thy praises ever sung
In the dead language of a mummy's tongue,
For thou thyself art dead, and damned as well —
Thy spirit (usefully employed) in Hell.
Had it been such as consecrates the Bible
Thou hadst not perished by the law of libel.
—Barney Stims
(also: humor)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(phrase) The classic alibi for students lacking completed assignments. An ancient excuse passed down through generations, invoking the mystical power of mischievous canines. Often accompanied by exaggerated tales of voracious paper consumption. A reliable source of amusement for teachers and a desperate plea for leniency, met with skeptical eyes and collective eye rolls.
(also: I forgot to do the assignment)
(also: My computer crashed and I lost all my work)
(also: I forgot to do the assignment)
(also: My computer crashed and I lost all my work)
(n.) a european who drinks olive oil from the flask and despises spaniards
(n.) music for those gun-toting, pickup-driving, living-amidst-the-mud-and-sticks types
(n.) apparently one of the creator's attempts at the ultimate life form. commonly found in maryland
(n.) the ability to be disappointed enough with reality that one starts proposing improvements, a testament to mankind's sheer arrogance and easily-bored nature
A nation of gun toting both godless and godfearing bible thumping heathens lead by a two year old parchment, that even though it is written in plain English, requires a Corp of scholars to understand. It is said the inhabitants of America subsist only on a hearty diet freedom or a freedom based freedom substitute, Democracy.
n. The kind of political and social reformer who is more concerned to bring others down to his plane than to lift himself to theirs.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
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