Friendship
(also: Friendship)

(n.) a phenomenon that blesses only the most dedicated. to know you have truly suffered in this life, your reward is the physical evidence of your suffering.

holiday on June 6th, on which every good Christian does whatever it is you do to celebrate Saint Norbert of Xanten, archbishop of Magdeburg.

formal name for the shape formed by the overlapping portion of a venn diagram

informally called a vag

(also: advice)

(n.) a political leader who uses cheap rhetoric to flatter and incite the badly informed public, exploiting their naïveté. But you folks are too smart to fall for that kind of thing

(n.) something you and the next person over can both presumably see. and yet, you will never be quite sure you're seeing the same thing.

(also: Canadian)

To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

a man who has never won an oscar despite deserving it more than all the other oscar-winners combined.

yes, i said it. i'd say it again, too.

“Dance, when you're broken open. Dance, if you've torn the bandage off. Dance in the middle of the fighting. Dance in your blood. Dance when you're perfectly free.”
― Rumi
(also: rumi)

n. One who peddles ready-made emotion, and who, despising us for the qualities upon which he feeds, is by us despised for the unwholesome character of his diet. See STICK.


(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) based af.

(also: lenin)

(also: capitalism)

(n.) a chunk of matter made of silicon deposits. of great interest to both geologists and hikers who need to pee

Vacation's when you go somewhere... and you never come back
(also: hell)
(also: flying)

“He that can have patience can have what he will.”
― Benjamin Franklin
(also: Benjamin Franklin)

A condition experience by anerobic humans when they leave the relative safety of their small, intenstine-like basements.

Vain, conceited, as "a pretty girl." Tiresome, as "a pretty picture."
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) what some wise-ass came up with when he was asked to design a horseless carriage.

n. Literally a freedman; hence, one who is in bondage to his passions.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

n. The first and direst of all disasters. As to the nature of it there appears to be no uniformity. Castor and Pollux were born from the egg. Pallas came out of a skull. Galatea was once a block of stone. Peresilis, who wrote in the tenth century, avers that he grew up out of the ground where a priest had spilled holy water. It is known that Arimaxus was derived from a hole in the earth, made by a stroke of lightning. Leucomedon was the son of a cavern in Mount Ætna, and I have myself seen a man come out of a wine cellar.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)