(n.) that which follows the dissolution or destruction of government authority; like most philosophical things, we are assured it would be really cool if we did it correctly next time
The phenomenon by which the value of currency goes down, as if it were being simultaneously attacked by the common cold and a horde of ferocious wildebeests. A process that makes your money worth less and less, until eventually it's worth about as much as the promise of a pension from a galactic government."
(noun): A game that's easy to learn but impossible to master, causing losers to hate it and winners to lord their superiority over everyone else. Just don't knock over the pieces in a fit of rage.
A mostly empty frozen waste Land with a few dozen people scattered around the southern edges.
(also: australia)
(also: australia)
an individual, often female, whose affection is more easily negotiable than is common
i suppose i could discuss this topic here, but are you certain you could trust anything i'd say?
(n.) a great big pretty boat with sails and navigation tools and a cargo hold and cabins where unspeakable things happen.
A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
n. Authors of other dictionaries.
(n.) a traveling attraction which offers clowns, stunt performances and trained animals.
circus is also the latin word for "circle," which explains why Piccadilly Circus is one of London's most disappointing tourist attractions next to pall mall
circus is also the latin word for "circle," which explains why Piccadilly Circus is one of London's most disappointing tourist attractions next to pall mall
(american) an american variation of football, refined to have even more complicated rules so that the on-field action becomes even more slow and excruciating. while nobody in recorded history actually knows how this game is played, and americans are too embarrassed to admit it, it seems to involve large men trying to dogpile each other while a pig's bladder is thrown out of bounds.
to torture someone who may or may not be guilty until they tell you they're guilty
a way of pronouncing sounds used by people outside of New Jersey.
an intern, but less boring
(n.) a force. the water we swim through, in every conscious and unconscious moment, and take woefully for granted.
(also: death)
(also: this is water)
(also: death)
(also: this is water)
a song that constantly plays in the background whenever italian things are happening
you know the one i mean.
you know the one i mean.
Our prostrate brother, Homo ventrambulans.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
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