Satire, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.
The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
Moses Mendelssohn having fallen ill sent for a Christian physician, who at once diagnosed the philosopher's disorder as trichinosis, but tactfully gave it another name. "You need an immediate change of diet," he said; "you must eat six ounces of pork every other day."
"Pork?" shrieked the patient — "pork? Nothing shall induce me to touch it!"
"Do you mean that?" the doctor gravely asked.
"I swear it!"
"Good! — then I will undertake to cure you."
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Moses Mendelssohn having fallen ill sent for a Christian physician, who at once diagnosed the philosopher's disorder as trichinosis, but tactfully gave it another name. "You need an immediate change of diet," he said; "you must eat six ounces of pork every other day."
"Pork?" shrieked the patient — "pork? Nothing shall induce me to touch it!"
"Do you mean that?" the doctor gravely asked.
"I swear it!"
"Good! — then I will undertake to cure you."
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) when members of the same family take on romantic relationships with one another; one of those things that is viewed as disgusting and reprehensible in the lower class but respectable and proper in the upper class
(n.) a small tree able to be held between two fingers, used to scrape leftovers from between your teeth or debris from other hard-to-reach spaces.
... usually it is considered a bad idea to do both with the same toothpick.
... usually it is considered a bad idea to do both with the same toothpick.
(n.) a force that exists within a young girl's heart which can purportedly free her if sufficiently groovy
A way of cultural information being shared
Worse version of Czech republic full of angry villagers
one who enjoys enjoyable things (probably gay)
(n.) The secret meaning of life.
It is only beer if it is brewed according to the german "Reinheitsgebot" (purity decree) from 1516, the only ingredients are:
-Water
-Hops
-barley malt
It is only beer if it is brewed according to the german "Reinheitsgebot" (purity decree) from 1516, the only ingredients are:
-Water
-Hops
-barley malt
adjective: lacking resources, whether in the material worldor the metaphysical sense
example: when the love of my life passed away, i felt poor with no hope for companionship or reciprocated love to be experienced again.
example: when the love of my life passed away, i felt poor with no hope for companionship or reciprocated love to be experienced again.
the political concept that posits that left-wingers I disagree with and right-wingers I disagree with are equally wrong.
a lovely woman, really. I won't hear a word spoken against her character.
have you called your mom lately? she would probably appreciate it.
have you called your mom lately? she would probably appreciate it.
they're pretty much all like this
Calepine of Outré Fringe Linguistics
The soul mate of a sad moth,and you separated them.
you are using the word 'chemicals' to mean artificially synthesized matter, whereas I use it to mean any kind of matter. Therefore your complaints about 'chemicals', i.e. artificially synthesized matter, mean you are actually complaining about all matter.
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
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