The chief factor in the progress of the human race.
(also: male)
(also: the devils dictionary)

(n.) one who collects evidence in order to ensure someone is punished for the committing of a crime, preferably the person who actually committed it

To destroy. Specifically, to destroy a maid's belief in the virtue of maids.
(also: maid)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(noun): A sticky substance that transforms a leisurely stroll into a flailing dance of desperation.

has toe beans
(also: toe beans)

A mistake is only an error, it becomes a mistake when you fail to correct it
(also: error)

(v.) yes, a verb. magic is the universe alive. magic is no miracle (that is, no rarity), but precious all the same.

(n.) a traveling attraction which offers clowns, stunt performances and trained animals.

circus is also the latin word for "circle," which explains why Piccadilly Circus is one of London's most disappointing tourist attractions next to pall mall

n. An enormous aquatic animal mentioned by Job. Some suppose it to have been the whale, but that distinguished ichthyologer, Dr. Jordan, of Stanford University, maintains with considerable heat that it was a species of gigantic Tadpole (Thaddeus Polandensis) or Polliwig — Maria pseudo-hirsuta. For an exhaustive description and history of the Tadpole consult the famous monograph of Jane Porter, Thaddeus of Warsaw.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

the period of time between your birth and your death.

(1766 – 1844) English chemist and physicist. Made contributions to atomic theory.
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He is also shortest member of dalton brothers, even his criminal years everybody were expecting him to become scientist.
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Legitimate authority to be, to do or to have; as the right to be a king, the right to do one's neighbor, the right to have measles and the like. The first of these rights was once universally believed to be derived directly from the will of God; and this is still sometimes affirmed in partibus infidelium outside the enlightened realms of Democracy; as in the well-known lines of Sir Abednego Bink, following:

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By what right, then, do royal rulers rule?
Whose is the sanction of their state and pow'r?
He surely were as stubborn as a mule
Who, God unwilling, could maintain an hour
His uninvited session on the throne, or air
His pride securely in the Presidential chair.

Whatever is is so by Right Divine;
Whate'er occurs, God wills it so. Good land!
It were a wondrous thing if His design
A fool could baffle or a rogue withstand!
If so, then God, I say (intending no offence)
Is guilty of contributory negligence.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

The process by which hardened figurines and statues are created, beginning with brown goop and ending with a finished, painted, ceramic object.

Most commonly seen in the form of illuminated trees and piggy banks, though nearly anything can be found in a ceramic form.

(1642 – 1727) – British mathematician and scientist.
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Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others

Asian milk tea with black pearl like things that I choke on regulary (It is hard to write that seriously).

(n.) a hard confection made from molten sugar and butter. resembles the nose of a late-stage syphilis sufferer, or at least that's what popular knowledge would have us believe

a quarantine or infirmary for the care and separation of the impoverished

Any disagreeable act, considered from the viewpoint of the victim of it. A denial of immunity

A toxic wasteland of self-righteousness, cancel culture, and pseudo-intellectualism.