(n.) a
zebra crossed with a
kangaroo. probably evolved from a population of kangaroos that strayed into southern
africa and developed a stripey coat in order to camouflage in the treeless grasslands, analogously to other grazing animals of the region.
... does not actually exist. But then again, if it doesn't exist, why do I have a picture of it?
![zangaroo]( "zangaroo")
(n.) a force emanating from all matter, generally only perceptible when it comes from very large amounts of matter; it acts on other matter by generating irresistible attraction, and thus gravity is also used as a synonym for another inescapable force,
serious shit
“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
― Abraham Lincoln
(also:
Abraham Lincoln)
A super fighting
robot who fights to save the world from the
evil machinations of Dr. Wily and his robot masters. He's the main playable character in the series of challenging platform
video games by the same name.
God is a concept by which we measure our(also:
humans) pain
A sign that something will happen if nothing happens.
A place where astronomers conjecture away the guesses of their predecessors.
(n.) a strong stimulant which promises to transform a sluggish old workhorse into an alert young stallion, at the price of also becoming a bad-tempered and aggressive onager.
their appeal may possible be explained thus: there are very few fat meth users (though there is at least a little overlap in that particular Venn diagram; see trucker)
also called "meth" for those who prefer more streamlined speech
(adj.) winding down, coming to an end (of a chapter), releasing the spoils of war (& life).
(also:
moon)
(also:
wheel of life)
(also:
wheel of fortune)
(also:
shape of stories)
n. Dr. Bartlett, of the Bulletin.
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne.
(also:
PHONOGRAPH)
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
a variety of large
feline, with subvarieties dwelling in eurasia, iberia and north america, identifiable by the long wispy ears and pointy beard, giving its countenance sort of a "wise old man" mien
not to be confused with the links that lead to other pages on this site, or the ones on a
golf course
Considered next to prostitution to be one of the world's oldest professions.
A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
(also:
gentlewomen)
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
(adverb): A word that means the opposite of "
yes" but is often used ironically to actually mean "yes". Because why be straightforward when you can make
people guess?
(n.) you'd think this would be some sort of combination
caravan and a
carousel, but lamentably the term simply refers to a kind of boat.
A sentiment, or frame of mind, induced by the erroneous belief that one thing is better than another.
An ancient philosopher, expounding his conviction that life is no better than death, was asked by a disciple why, then, he did not die. "Because," he replied, "death is no better than life." It is longer.
(also:
feedom)
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a large cloud of ionized, gaseous stardust that might someday contract and coalesce into a star, if it's very well-behaved and says its prayers.
nebulae in real life are very sparse and dispersed, and thus they are not a very good place to hide from the wrath of khan.
a holiday which appears to originate from Gaelic traditions surrounding the autumn harvest festival
in modern america, a typical halloween consists of children wearing expensive costumes to disguise their identities, and wandering from house to house begging for candy, a custom which was difficult to explain to the soviet union
for adults, the custom consists largely of watching horror-themed movies with various levels of eroticism, and dressing up in costumes with various levels of eroticism.
An infamous city within the Roman Empire, where residents couldn't stop naming things. They'd start with a simple concept like happy or sad, then they'd end up with a word for "temporary lustful attachment to an unidentified mushroom on the forest floor."
