'not my fault', says the physician. And so the investigation is over

Afflicting us with greater or less frequency. That, however, is not the sense in which the word is used in the phrase "occasional verses," which are verses written for an "occasion," such as an anniversary, a celebration or other event. True, they afflict us a little worse than other sorts of verse, but their name has no reference to irregular recurrence.

(n.) fun how it's short for original gangster, but could also simply be short for (o)ri(g)inal.

(also: original)

(n. or adj.) things which come from the planet mars, or an adjective describing the same.

for the time being, the planet seems to be primarily inhabited by rocks, with a disappointing dearth of twelve-foot green-skinned nomad warriors. and no otters, neither.

(1642 – 1727) – British mathematician and scientist.
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A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.

(n.) a monstrous bird-beast that ruled the earth in a simpler, less hectic time before the hustle and bustle of urban living. also that which is antiquated or obsolete.

Pirates favourite beverage and a hell of a good time.
(also: alcohol)

To cease from troubling.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

A performance given without a preparation.

the best video game ever made
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(Noun) A British actress and model who has somehow managed to stay perpetually stunning, despite the laws of time and gravity. Known for her iconic role as a bikini-wearing seductress in "Austin Powers," she's also an expert in wearing dresses with necklines that go deeper than the Mariana Trench. Some say she's even been spotted in a bikini during winter, unfazed by the cold because her beauty radiates enough heat. Though she may not have discovered the fountain of youth, she's definitely discovered the secret to looking fabulous in your 50s.

(n.) a variety of music that gives one the impression of being bearhugged by a fat, friendly bavarian even when none are present

Any disagreeable act, considered from the viewpoint of the victim of it. A denial of immunity

(n.) one of the more savage surviving dinosaurs, with a particularly delicious liver

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institutionalized social system in which men dominate over others.

(n.) highly inadvisable activities characterized by being really fun

(also: bacchanalia)

A malefactor who atones for making your writing nonsense by permitting the compositor to make it unintelligible.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

a competitive recreational activity. exists for the detriment of schoolchildren so they may build character, as well as for the benefit of the gambling community.

"real" sports: football, hockey, tennis, basketball, baseball, pugilism, allegedly lacrosse and polo in places where rich people are found

"not real" sports (that is, possibly made up on the spot as an elaborate prank): curling, cricket

(n.) a portal to other worlds. record your dreams & mine them for riches.