(noun): The digital equivalent of a laughing gas, causing uncontrollable bursts of mirth and occasional snort-like sounds. Used liberally to express amusement, even when a mere exhale would suffice. Side effects may include loss of productivity, a decrease in actual audible laughter, and a heightened sense of internet absurdity.
Teeth sharpener!
noun: living beings, whether animals or creatures, that provide solace and grievance depending on one's mood.
Example: my dog is an important member of my family.
Example: my dog is an important member of my family.
(1874 – 1937) Italian engineer who helped develop radio transmission.
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(also: guglielmo marconi quotes)
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So called question that made humans leave me alone for 7.5 million years.
The answer is 42 ,because why not.
(also: 42)
(also: life)
(also: the universe)
The answer is 42 ,because why not.
(also: 42)
(also: life)
(also: the universe)
separated from one's base instincts by a step of indirection.
(n.) historic spelling, which has morphed to "rhyme" in the recent decades(?), with no rime nor reason..
(n.) also surprisingly, rime-frost; that is, hoarfrost!
![rime]( "rime")
![rime]( "rime")
(also: hoarfrost)
(n.) also surprisingly, rime-frost; that is, hoarfrost!
(also: hoarfrost)
Acting upon the Cain instinct.
(also: Cain instinct)
(also: Cain instinct)
(n.) that which stays one's hand from doing harm to the pathetic
ex. "I'm out of bullets. What a pity."
ex. "I'm out of bullets. What a pity."
(551 – 479 BC) – Chinese philosopher.
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(also: confucius quotes)
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(also: confucius quotes)
(n.) the eternal cycle of violence and poor career decisions which keeps us all occupied until death
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n. A person of the highest degree of unworth. Etymologically, the word means unbeliever, and its present signification may be regarded as theology's noblest contribution to the development of our language.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Pertaining to symbols and the use and interpretation of symbols.
They say 'tis conscience feels compunction;
I hold that that's the stomach's function,
For of the sinner I have noted
That when he's sinned he's somewhat bloated,
Or ill some other ghastly fashion
Within that bowel of compassion.
True, I believe the only sinner
Is he that eats a shabby dinner.
You know how Adam with good reason,
For eating apples out of season,
Was "cursed." But that is all symbolic:
The truth is, Adam had the colic.
—G.J.
(also: symbol)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
They say 'tis conscience feels compunction;
I hold that that's the stomach's function,
For of the sinner I have noted
That when he's sinned he's somewhat bloated,
Or ill some other ghastly fashion
Within that bowel of compassion.
True, I believe the only sinner
Is he that eats a shabby dinner.
You know how Adam with good reason,
For eating apples out of season,
Was "cursed." But that is all symbolic:
The truth is, Adam had the colic.
—G.J.
(also: symbol)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
it's a big building with generals, but that's not important now
used to indicate that a statement is not true in any practical way, thus having the sole purpose of making the stater feel smart
Bill Nye Day (n.) a kind of day when you don't feel like doing your job. When you walk into the classroom and the TV is in the room and lights are off, you know it's going to be a bill nye day. Bill Nye is a kid's show scientist, which many only watched in school on these kind of days.
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