(also: Governing People)
(noun phrase) The caped crusader of education, equipped with an arsenal of dry-erase markers and a utility belt stocked with endless supplies of patience. They possess the extraordinary ability to keep a straight face while defusing classroom chaos and turning learning into a thrilling adventure. With their superhuman multitasking skills, they grade papers at the speed of light and deliver knowledge with the power of a thousand encyclopedias.
(also: my dog ate my homework)
(also: my dog ate my homework)
People who always interrupt you when you need some privacy (also: excuses to be disrespectful)
A mostly empty frozen waste Land with a few dozen people scattered around the southern edges.
(also: australia)
(also: australia)
sex-neutral version of penis
(n.) see currency, medium of exchange, storehouse of value, moolah, simoleons, shekels, dinero, cash. something designated as having value equivalent to a certain amount of goods or services; this designated value is considered one of the lies that forms a central pillar of civilization.
The natural rock upon which is reared the Temple of Law.
(also: humans)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: humans)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a much deeper and rooted human practice than most realize, including those who get tattoos.
https://www.vicetv.com/en_us/show/needles-and-pins
https://zooqle.com/search?q=needles+and+pins+s01
(also: magical tattoos)
https://www.vicetv.com/en_us/show/needles-and-pins
https://zooqle.com/search?q=needles+and+pins+s01
(also: magical tattoos)
more than meets the eye, robots in disguise!
A famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
n. a product made for picking ears
(also: toxic)
adj. Destitute of hair from hereditary or accidental causes—never from.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
a religion that is not big enough to be dogmatic, but refuses to stay in its lane as independent spirituality until it becomes big enough.
a melt-in-your-mouth metal in the boron group, atomic number 31
the purported secretive cabal consisting of key influential individuals in the many halls of power, and which engineers globally insidious undertakings of all descriptions, including the activities of satanic cults, the cia, the military, ancient egyptians, atlantis, alien invaders, the entertainment industry, the pharmaceutical industry, the arms industry, the confectionery industry, unhinged lone wolf assassins, the knights templar, your mom, french revolutionaries, freemasons, and underappreciated webcartoonists of the 2010s who just sort of stopped updating with no warning one day.
... but not coofl. definitely not coofl.
... but not coofl. definitely not coofl.
(n.) european country; country you call when you need a replacement germany. famous for old classical musicians or something
The most acceptable hypocrisy.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join