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a situation in which ideas can compete and evolve to be most agreeable with people's biases
(1822 – 1884) Czech/Austrian scientist and friar – who founded modern science of genetics.
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(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
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(n.) job that pays well and requires little to no real work; job held by a person who is too important to work
n. The end of night and dawn of dejection. The morning was discovered by a Chaldean astronomer, who, finding his observation of the stars unaccountably interrupted, diligently sought the cause and found it. After several centuries of disputation, morning was generally accepted by the scientific as a reasonable cause of the interruption and a constantly recurrent natural phenomenon.
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(n.) the normal, the casual, the common
An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
A solemn religious ceremony to which several degrees of authority and significance are attached. Rome has seven sacraments, but the Protestant churches, being less prosperous, feel that they can afford only two, and these of inferior sanctity. Some of the smaller sects have no sacraments at all — for which mean economy they will indubitably be damned.
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(n) not a man at all, but a rapey alligator, dressed like jimmy buffett if jimmy had taken bath salts and pcp before breaking into a hardee's for a greasy burger. see (also: matt gaetz)
A family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle.
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A modern forum in which fools can parade their ignorance to an audience eager to share in it.
(n.) a mythical being that rises from a moldering grave to drain the life blood of unsuspecting prey; probably inspired by earlier tales of landlords or moochers
ZEALA certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. A passion that goeth before a sprawl.
When Zeal sought Gratitude for his reward
He went away exclaiming: "O my Lord!"
"What do you want?" the Lord asked, bending down.
"An ointment for my cracked and bleeding crown."
—Jum Coople
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When Zeal sought Gratitude for his reward
He went away exclaiming: "O my Lord!"
"What do you want?" the Lord asked, bending down.
"An ointment for my cracked and bleeding crown."
—Jum Coople
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a person of historic achievement whose various insanities and inhumanities are to be graciously glossed over
pro. The objectionable case of I. The personal pronoun in English has three cases, the dominative, the objectionable and the oppressive. Each is all three.
(also: you)
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(also: you)
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(n.) the opposite of signal
(n.) the bad thing that happens to balance the universe out after a good thing. sometimes vice versa
A supervillain who is currently building an army of intelligence vehicles named Tesla.
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