someone who spends their free time online or playing video games, but believes they spend it reading
an ever increasing field that threatens to consume all unless someone comes up with a solution but that is someone else's problem…oh god it is already here.
(n.) a food that is conceptually disgusting but inherently fancy and respectable
a trough to feed gold to young children
(noun):
The noble act of toiling tirelessly and sacrificing precious moments of life in pursuit of success, while inadvertently fueling the relentless machinery of capitalism.
(also: success)
(also: best military cadences)
The noble act of toiling tirelessly and sacrificing precious moments of life in pursuit of success, while inadvertently fueling the relentless machinery of capitalism.
(also: success)
(also: best military cadences)
it's your fault if I rip you off
(n.) a somewhat roguish canine creature, not quite as rugged as a wolf, roughly analogous to wood-elves in the same manner domestic dogs are analogous to hobbits. usually red in color with splashes of white.
species of fox live on every continent except antarctica. the hunting of foxes in britain is an example of the kind of pointlessly cruel idiocy (see bloodsport) characteristic of the upper class.
species of fox live on every continent except antarctica. the hunting of foxes in britain is an example of the kind of pointlessly cruel idiocy (see bloodsport) characteristic of the upper class.
fleshy beings made of meat that somehow conquered and tame a planet full of creatures that eat things made of meat. Also their meat is called Long Pork.
n. A vulgarian's name for a woman. A Lieutenant-Governor of California and Warden of the State Prison once reported the number of prisoners under his care as "931 males and 27 ladies."
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
The fall guy in either his best friend's (freedom fighter) causes or his girlfriend's (terrorist) machinations.
(also: freedom fighter)
(also: terrorist)
(also: freedom fighter)
(also: terrorist)
a vague and nebulous abstraction derived from the paranoid ravings of certain activists or cynics, embodying the sinister and skullduggerous authority figure who is the butt of countless standup routines
or at least that's what (also: illuminati) wants you to think
or at least that's what (also: illuminati) wants you to think
happiness, seen as a tool to increase efficiency
(n.) an unplaceable sense of discomfort, illness, or infirmity, not to be confused with mayonnaise (though both should be avoided)
A portable sheath in which the ancient statesman and the aboriginal lawyer carried their lighter arguments.
He extracted from his quiver,
Did the controversial Roman,
An argument well fitted
To the question as submitted,
Then addressed it to the liver,
Of the unpersuaded foeman.
—Oglum P. Boomp
(also: sex)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
He extracted from his quiver,
Did the controversial Roman,
An argument well fitted
To the question as submitted,
Then addressed it to the liver,
Of the unpersuaded foeman.
—Oglum P. Boomp
(also: sex)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Being in a near-constant state of “Now what?”
(n.) the human tendency to hold contradictory beliefs at the same time on the basis that their truth is less important than their rhetorical usefulness
Freaky dance moves pulled up by Lil Adam after he was literally brought to life.
A playboy who knows were all the naughty girls live.
to sing some medieval Hebrew poetry that you've half-memorized out of a book along with all the other congregants. If you want to seek a true connection to God beyond mere recitation, the translation can be found on the opposite-facing page.
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join