(n.) professional term for the more scrapey kind of boo-boo

(n.) one brother fighting over possession of a toy, when the brothers are nations and the toy is disputed territory

a type of graph that I haven't seen since I learned about it in grade school, and I look at a lot of graphs these days.

separated from one's base instincts by a step of indirection.

In a math textbook, a self-important term for a word problem

The most brutal of enslaved beasts. The greatest victim shuffling on earth. And, after man, the most responsible for her problems. I'd be curious to know what goes through her mind when I kiss her.

a region of northern europe consisting of sweden, denmark, and norway.

once the land of vikings, now primarily a source of weird european things

(n.)as holy author said (eref: #70)

We are not experiencing what 3nd person from scientific articles, says. Philosophers and scientists still discussing about it.


(also: colour)

(n.) without hair; the condition of baldness in human men is often taken as a sign of dignified maturity, or at least that's what bald men are repeatedly assured

a Day when people should try to make you feel happy, but give you simply presents instead.

Usually, you don't even get a breakfest in Bed (.

n. A person more learned in the languages of others than wise in his own.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) a razor-sharp grin attached to a large fish, with a dorsal fin to give fair warning

a crueler, land-based form of the animal prefers to swindle rather than outright eat its prey

Batman is a furry who beats the shit outa poor people, and then wants them to talk after breaking ther jaw. If you see him run.

n. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

The quickest way to end an argument.

v.t. To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source of error in an opponent.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

In the multiplex theism of certain Christian churches, three entirely distinct deities consistent with only one. Subordinate deities of the polytheistic faith, such as devils and angels, are not dowered with the power of combination, and must urge individually their claims to adoration and propitiation. The Trinity is one of the most sublime mysteries of our holy religion. In rejecting it because it is incomprehensible, Unitarians betray their inadequate sense of theological fundamentals. In religion we believe only what we do not understand, except in the instance of an intelligible doctrine that contradicts an incomprehensible one. In that case we believe the former as a part of the latter.
(also: god)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

Land of sun, drunken tourists and self flagellating history. Green on the North and yellow on the south.

"situational comedy"

a televisual narrative entertainment program which purports to place identifiable yet idiosyncratic characters into comedic situations. one of the means by which television executives drain your life force, but alas, never say no one told you life was gonna be this way.

to lie motionless in a state of unconsciousness. Doctors recommend you spend about one third of your life sleeping