n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
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adj. Compatible with the will of a judge having jurisdiction.
(also: law)
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(also: law)
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(n.) one who feels greater affinity for the clothes not customarily prescribed for those of their gender. famous transvestites include all lumberjacks and j. edgar hoover
(n.) Christianity, classic recipe. Distinguished by its use of big elaborately decorated places of worship and tall fancy hats. Originators of the oral sex loophole for preserving virginity.
No better.
(n.) 1) the carnal realization of one's lascivious, most burning and animal of desires, usually in private environs to hide such dark passions from the disapproving eyes of prudish society
generally agreed by experts to not be all it's cracked up to be.
2) a trait that determines one's role in the reproductive process: male, female, or spectator. different from gender; get over it.
generally agreed by experts to not be all it's cracked up to be.
2) a trait that determines one's role in the reproductive process: male, female, or spectator. different from gender; get over it.
(n.) a chunk of matter made of silicon deposits. of great interest to both geologists and hikers who need to pee
A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.
(also: [enemy)
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(also: [enemy)
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(6th century BC) Principal figure of Jainism.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: mahavira quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: mahavira quotes)
A mystic beverage secretly used by our most popular novelists and poets to regulate the imagination and narcotize the conscience. It is said to be rich in both obtundite and lethargine, and is brewed in a midnight fog by a fat witch of the Dismal Swamp.
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To make an enemy.
A house of atonement, or expiatory chapel, fitted with several stools of repentance, as distinguished from monogamy, which has but one.
(also: marriage)
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(also: marriage)
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Noun: A thick heavy weapon, used mostly when you need to bludgeon the hell out of something.
Verb: The process of whacking the shit out of something.
Yes, you can use bludgeons to bludgeon.
Verb: The process of whacking the shit out of something.
Yes, you can use bludgeons to bludgeon.
you can tell a lot about a person by their shoes, where they going, where they been.
The kind of civility that urban observers ascribe to dwellers in all cities but New York. Its commonest expression is heard in the words, "I beg your pardon," and it is not inconsistent with disregard of the rights of others.
The owner of a powder mill
Was musing on a distant hill —
Something his mind foreboded —
When from the cloudless sky there fell
A deviled human kidney! Well,
The man's mill had exploded.
His hat he lifted from his head;
"I beg your pardon, sir," he said;
"I didn't know 'twas loaded."
—Swatkin
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
The owner of a powder mill
Was musing on a distant hill —
Something his mind foreboded —
When from the cloudless sky there fell
A deviled human kidney! Well,
The man's mill had exploded.
His hat he lifted from his head;
"I beg your pardon, sir," he said;
"I didn't know 'twas loaded."
—Swatkin
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
a type of candy that is either unpalatable or made of sugar
Expression. The artful response to someone's attempt at assistance that's akin to receiving a single raisin as payment for winning a chocolate factory.
(also: shame on you)
(also: shame on you)
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join