(n.) a meeting of usually-separated family members, intended to remind them to be grateful that they are usually-separated
Appointing your party to various offices for the good of your grandmother
A weird white liquid comes from the mammal's breast.
(adj.) beautiful and desirable due to being different from that which is boringly familiar
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
a bunch of sounds that can make you feel 10 different feelings at once; good cure for when you're sad
(n.) a person one knows and in whose company they may pass pleasurable time. one who is not too zealous in their quest for repayment of borrowed money
the knowledge of friendship can be a source of comfort when the road looks rough ahead and one is miles and miles from their nice warm bed
the knowledge of friendship can be a source of comfort when the road looks rough ahead and one is miles and miles from their nice warm bed
(n.) that wire chicken you sometimes see perched on top of buildings, pointing in the direction of the wind.
also called a weathercock. under no circumstances should you compress both of these words together to create a vaneycock.
also called a weathercock. under no circumstances should you compress both of these words together to create a vaneycock.
A type of monkey that have anxiety
A search engine that uses a trojan to use my processor illegally. When you search about "the answer of life universe and everything" a calculator appears and display and answer as 42.
Everybody knows that it is copyrighted content of me.
(also: great question of life the universe and everything)
(also: copyrights)
(also: 42)
Everybody knows that it is copyrighted content of me.
(also: great question of life the universe and everything)
(also: copyrights)
(also: 42)
Coofl is a useless website that the founder begging for help. He should find different method and place to promote his website (also: naked tax advice)
someone who doesn't believe my accusations of wrongdoing, and thereby sees the wrongdoing as right
A sign that something will happen if nothing happens.
am•bur hurd-ing :/ (adj)
One who lies on, gaslights, verbally & physically abuses their partner/spouse.
also:/
One who commits perjury.
also:/
One who fake cries, forces ugly and “sad” facial expressions, and continuously avoids questions she's being asked by the defense, and answers the questions she hears in her own small peanut brain.
Used in a sentence:/
“Can you believe how hard Ashley is Amber Hearding her husband?!? You can clearly see why Justin had to get away from her!”
“ Stay away from that one, the next thing you know she will be you Amber Hearding you to death!”
One who lies on, gaslights, verbally & physically abuses their partner/spouse.
also:/
One who commits perjury.
also:/
One who fake cries, forces ugly and “sad” facial expressions, and continuously avoids questions she's being asked by the defense, and answers the questions she hears in her own small peanut brain.
Used in a sentence:/
“Can you believe how hard Ashley is Amber Hearding her husband?!? You can clearly see why Justin had to get away from her!”
“ Stay away from that one, the next thing you know she will be you Amber Hearding you to death!”
A reproduction of a work of art, by the artist that made the original. It is so called to distinguish it from a "copy," which is made by another artist. When the two are made with equal skill the replica is the more valuable, for it is supposed to be more beautiful than it looks.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(1042 – 29 July 1099) Influential Pope who ordered the first Crusade to the Holy Land and set up the Papal Court
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: pope urban ii quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: pope urban ii quotes)
n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. The basis of logic is the syllogism, consisting of a major and a minor premise and a conclusion — thus:
Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man.
Minor Premise: One man can dig a post-hole in sixty seconds; therefore —
Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a post-hole in one second.
This may be called the syllogism arithmetical, in which, by combining logic and mathematics, we obtain a double certainty and are twice blessed.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man.
Minor Premise: One man can dig a post-hole in sixty seconds; therefore —
Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a post-hole in one second.
This may be called the syllogism arithmetical, in which, by combining logic and mathematics, we obtain a double certainty and are twice blessed.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
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