(also: spreading democracy)
A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.
(also: [enemy)
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(also: [enemy)
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A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-a-hole is really not a toad, and that riz-de-veau à la financière is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker.
(also: humor)
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(also: humor)
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If their food had some flavor, maybe Helen wouldn't have grown up to be such a world-wrecking bitch.
v.t.
1. To correct an erring friend or admonish a needy one. Of women the word abandoned is used in the sense of indiscreet.
2. To confer the advantage of being rid of you. To recant
Thank heaven, I have abandoned the follies of youth for those of age.
—Chauncey Depew
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1. To correct an erring friend or admonish a needy one. Of women the word abandoned is used in the sense of indiscreet.
2. To confer the advantage of being rid of you. To recant
Thank heaven, I have abandoned the follies of youth for those of age.
—Chauncey Depew
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(n.) the sincerest form of flattery which mediocrity can pay to greatness. also the insincerest form of crab meat.
(also: crab)
(also: crab)
(n.) the earliest iteration of the popular 90's toy Etch-A-Sketch
pizza done in the style of hawaii. putting aside that it was created in canada by a greek guy.
traditionally the toppings placed atop the cheese base will include ham or bacon, and little cubical prisms of pineapple. the blend of sweet and savory is generally regarded as an acquired taste, or, in other words, something you won't like until you've tried it a few times.
like airline food, hawaiian pizza is one of those easy targets for comedy, presumably because it doesn't fight back
traditionally the toppings placed atop the cheese base will include ham or bacon, and little cubical prisms of pineapple. the blend of sweet and savory is generally regarded as an acquired taste, or, in other words, something you won't like until you've tried it a few times.
like airline food, hawaiian pizza is one of those easy targets for comedy, presumably because it doesn't fight back
n. Dr. Bartlett, of the Bulletin.
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(n.) a great big pretty boat with sails and navigation tools and a cargo hold and cabins where unspeakable things happen.
(n.) that big flat thing you're usually perpendicular to
making the beast with two backs when you've only got the one back
there are two kinds of people in the world, those who just got done masturbating and those who are still doing it right now
there are two kinds of people in the world, those who just got done masturbating and those who are still doing it right now
The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
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(n.) the grinning killer of the ocean depths, a squeaking sexual predator, a maritime molester, a blowholed bastard, a swirling nest of aquatic evil
considered one of nature's surprisingly intelligent animals
considered one of nature's surprisingly intelligent animals
n. A structure intended to commemorate something which either needs no commemoration or cannot be commemorated.
The bones of Agamemnon are a show,
And ruined is his royal monument,
but Agamemnon's fame suffers no diminution in consequence. The monument custom has its reductiones ad absurdum in monuments "to the unknown dead" — that is to say, monuments to perpetuate the memory of those who have left no memory.
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The bones of Agamemnon are a show,
And ruined is his royal monument,
but Agamemnon's fame suffers no diminution in consequence. The monument custom has its reductiones ad absurdum in monuments "to the unknown dead" — that is to say, monuments to perpetuate the memory of those who have left no memory.
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(n.) the people or groups of people in charge of running things, or in charge of preventing things from running for safety reasons. The Man.
To commit an indiscretion without temptation, from an impulse without purpose.
For the one with purpose (also: ultimatum)
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For the one with purpose (also: ultimatum)
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Suicide but with help from another human being.
(Verb)The art of gathering hot liquid of information from any source and spilling it with your circle of trustworthy (or maybe not) circle .
(also: [/also]:sips tea
[also]):womenin'
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