(n.) a food with extra carbohydrate covering

(n.) the african and south asian cousin of the european wolf, american coyote, and australian dingo, all constituting a family of wastrels with whom the domestic dog is not on butt-sniffing terms.

jackals had some sort of sacred significance in ancient egypt, where they were seen as guides to the afterlife for their habit of lurking around burial places (which jackals think of as "buffets")

an occurrence in which the view of the sun or moon is obstructed by clouds, resulting in disappointment that you missed the eclipse

(n.) life's way of screwing you out of half your Biblically allotted seventy-to-eighty years

land of paprika, goulash, and bushy mustaches

(n.) an attempt to locate and kill an animal, usually to eat. much of human history has been our attempt to get the upper hand against those damn animals

(v.) to do the thing i just said

After years of education they gave you a confy boss chair, but they also make you shame to sit on it.
You have to be in field with workers to whip them.

Definition: I shouldnt look like lazy, athough i look like an idiot on foot.

Vacation's when you go somewhere... and you never come back
(also: hell)
(also: flying)

am•bur hurd-ing :/ (adj)

One who lies on, gaslights, verbally & physically abuses their partner/spouse.

also:/
One who commits perjury.

also:/
One who fake cries, forces ugly and “sad” facial expressions, and continuously avoids questions she's being asked by the defense, and answers the questions she hears in her own small peanut brain.

Used in a sentence:/

“Can you believe how hard Ashley is Amber Hearding her husband?!? You can clearly see why Justin had to get away from her!”

“ Stay away from that one, the next thing you know she will be you Amber Hearding you to death!”

hired guide who does the heavy lifting while you feel proud of your accomplishment and bravery.

you are using the word 'chemicals' to mean artificially synthesized matter, whereas I use it to mean any kind of matter. Therefore your complaints about 'chemicals', i.e. artificially synthesized matter, mean you are actually complaining about all matter.

(also: leaving the planet)

A competition in which, two teams of men share balls in an attempt to stuff them into more holes than the opposing team.

(also: football)

The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(also: freedom)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

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(also: office cubicle monotony)


(link is not broken, though it appears to be)

(also: y2k panic)

(also: Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
(also: Cowboy Bebop)

anyone who doesn't wanna go to war

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what the modern European union has instead of gladiator fights or mortal kombat

“The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche,
(also: Nietzsche)

Bo-gie
/ˈbōɡē/
(Noun)

“Bogie” is a term used by the British during the Revolutionary War used to describe a person perpetrating perilous performances against them.

Example:
“There's a (bogie) shoving melted candle wax up my ass over here!”

(n., verbal form sodomize) an extremely delicate matter; something sailors do after they get bored of rum and the lash