“Old men make wars. Young men fight them.”
“Women, honor and resources. These are reasons for why wars are fought.”
To convey the impacts of climate change, tell your students that if Earth were a pizza, we've been adding way too many "greenhouse toppings" that are making it cook faster than expected, leaving us with a crispy planet that's harder to digest
outré, i.e. violently bigoted
(n.) a thing which is probably at the center of our galaxy. probably an all-consuing supermassive black hole, like my ex.
(c.5BC – 30 AD) Spiritual teacher and central figure of Christianity.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: jesus of nazareth quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: jesus of nazareth quotes)
The thing you should not do it.
(also: don't panic)
(also: don't panic)
A performance given without a preparation.
blækˌlaɪt/ (n.):
A type of ultraviolet lamp that makes certain substances fluoresce. Often used to uncover the evidence of a dog's indiscretions around the house, or to highlight the bodily fluids and questionable stains from a wild night of partying.
(also: party)
A type of ultraviolet lamp that makes certain substances fluoresce. Often used to uncover the evidence of a dog's indiscretions around the house, or to highlight the bodily fluids and questionable stains from a wild night of partying.
(also: party)
Superfluous; needless; de trop.
The Sultan said: "There's evidence abundant
To prove this unbelieving dog redundant."
To whom the Grand Vizier, with mien impressive,
Replied: "His head, at least, appears excessive."
—Habeeb Suleiman
Mr. Debs is a redundant citizen.
—Theodore Roosevelt
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
The Sultan said: "There's evidence abundant
To prove this unbelieving dog redundant."
To whom the Grand Vizier, with mien impressive,
Replied: "His head, at least, appears excessive."
—Habeeb Suleiman
Mr. Debs is a redundant citizen.
—Theodore Roosevelt
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
making the beast with two backs when you've only got the one back
there are two kinds of people in the world, those who just got done masturbating and those who are still doing it right now
there are two kinds of people in the world, those who just got done masturbating and those who are still doing it right now
Pestilent bits of metal suspected of destroying civilization and enlightenment, despite their obvious agency in this incomparable dictionary.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: dictionary)
Smb. who uses drugs a lot
Not depicted on a 4k 120hz monitor in the basement of your parents house, also near something untouched e.g grass
(n.) a razor-sharp grin attached to a large fish, with a dorsal fin to give fair warning
a crueler, land-based form of the animal prefers to swindle rather than outright eat its prey
a crueler, land-based form of the animal prefers to swindle rather than outright eat its prey
to behave under the knowledge that you could be taken out by a drone strike ten seconds from now, so it's no use waiting for anything ever.
A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
(also: women)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: women)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) the supposed incorporeal remnant of a dead person; although their existence is not scientifically verified, pursuit of them remains of interest to crazy people and meddling kids with talking dogs
(v.) to employ a cunning tactic of ceasing communication with someone so that they will forget your existence
(v.) to employ a cunning tactic of ceasing communication with someone so that they will forget your existence
motor retaining nut on an airplane rotor. named so because, if it becomes loose, your only real option is to pray to jesus.
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join