The worst part of an egg

(also: egg)

Archaic practices designed to rob scalps and backs of the most pleasurable sensation the nerve endings within can experience.

a media juggernaut spun off from a 1970s fantasy movie about samurai cowboys who reenact world war ii in space

it's so beloved that all its fans loathe it

A place where criminal lets you know he's sorry.

n. A person more learned in the languages of others than wise in his own.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) a revolting little filth beetle that is in the running for ultimate life form on the planet

A telephone that is easy to bring with you and runs on batterys (maby chargeable). It can often send text messages and maby has a camera.

(also: telephone)
(also: text messages)

A dead Quaker.

a prison or shelter for the care of homeless or misbehaving dogs

To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

Deception of the flesh and damage to the spirit. Disease of the soul, atrophy of the brain, weakening of the heart, corruption of the senses, poetic lies from which one gets ferociously inebriated two or three times a day in order to consume this precious but stupid life more quickly. And yet I would prefer to die of love. It's the only swindler, after Judas, that can kill with a kiss.

(n.) the act of putting something off until... ah screw it

not weighed-down, those sheeple

n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

tomato is a roundish (usually) fruit with seeds inside, that is suitable for eating raw or cooked. Works well in salads, soup, stews, grilled, fried, and other cooking methods. Can be pronounced multiple ways. Tomatoes come in a range of shapes and sizes and even colors. They are sometimes the cause of debate, as some people classify them as vegetables rather than fruits because of how they are used in food. Tomatoes are one of the most commonly eaten foods (in various forms) - for example ketchup and tomato sauce are one of the most popular condiments in the world.

a prank where you forcibly submerge someone's head into a shallow ceramic pool of rushing water for several seconds

(n.) one of nature's more impressive primal displays, a huge arc of electricity that courses through the air during atmospheric storms, striking the nearest convenient point of low electrical potential, and superheating the air to cause an explosion we call thunder

if it could only be greased, then lightning might well prove to be automatic, systematic, and hydromatic, and indeed, may be a useful way to get lots of tit.

This animal dirive little fishes to surface ,and close his mouth finally dive back
(also: elon musk)
(also: bitcoin)

(n.) the internet's child of grammar and humour, of play on words, of interweaving references

(also: bypasses)