a sport which tests the extent of one's whacking ability: winning a round of golf will often require one to produce whacks of great intensity, but also gentler and more controlled whacks, and a canny player will certainly need to know the comparative advantages of different shafts and heads.

the aim is to produce only the minimum amount of whacks necessary in order to fill a hole.

the game is popular in scotland (anyone surprised?)

now pardon me while I use the ball washer.

A supervillain who is currently building an army of intelligence vehicles named Tesla.

Calepine of Outré Fringe Linguistics

To carry on business candidly.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) the ability to hold the interest of another, regardless of how nonsensical the things you say might be

(noun) A numerical dance floor where digits frolic and numbers tango. An essential collection of mathematical partnerships, showcasing the art of combining and multiplying. From the sprightly duo of 1 and 1 to the energetic ensemble of 12 times 12, these tables unveil the secrets of multiplication, transforming minds into nimble calculators and turning ordinary arithmetic into a dazzling symphony of mathematical harmony.

Teaching Tip: Help students memorize multiplication tables by incorporating mnemonic devices or songs that make the process more engaging and memorable. Use visual aids like multiplication charts or manipulatives to provide a concrete representation of the concepts. Additionally, encourage regular practice through interactive games or timed drills to reinforce multiplication facts.

swiss psychiatrist of the early 20th century. for some reason, he drew an awful lot of pictures of my parents fighting.

"Glowie" is short for GlowNigger which is when a member of law enforcement is so obvious, even though they are under deep cover.

Usually on an image board, but you can get the same effect by calling undercover cops Glowie.

The literary sloven's word for "virtually."
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as a rule, of Indiana novels, short stories in "dialect" and humor in slang.

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We know by one's reading
His learning and breeding;
By what draws his laughter
We know his Hereafter.
Read nothing, laugh never —
The Sphinx was less clever!
—Jupiter Muke
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) a room above your house, for storing old things and providing a sporting hiding place for menacing intruders

(n.) forbidden, not to be confused with elicit

(n.) the study of precious precious blood and its constituent components

precious precious constituent components

a truck or gas guzzler automobile.
(also: inresistible satisfaction of gas guzzling)

Homo Creator's testimony to the sound construction and fine finish of Deus Creatus. A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: pride)

(356 -– 323 BC) – King of Macedonia and military leader.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: alexander the great quotes)

how the Earth is miraculously just right to allow the existence of the type of life that exists on Earth.

(n.) a reasonably big lumpy rock that floats around in space

(also: planet)

n. The body of a primitive people's beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(noun):
A charming little surprise that life throws at you when you least expect it, like a mischievous imp hiding in the shadows. It's a tiny annoyance that grows into an epic saga, making simple tasks feel like climbing Mount Everest with a rubber chicken.



(also: rubber chicken)