n. An herb of the genus Lactuca, "Wherewith," says that pious gastronome, Hengist Pelly, "God has been pleased to reward the good and punish the wicked. For by his inner light the righteous man has discerned a manner of compounding for it a dressing to the appetency whereof a multitude of gustible condiments conspire, being reconciled and ameliorated with profusion of oil, the entire comestible making glad the heart of the godly and causing his face to shine. But the person of spiritual unworth is successfully tempted of the Adversary to eat of lettuce with destitution of oil, mustard, egg, salt and garlic, and with a rascal bath of vinegar polluted with sugar. Wherefore the person of spiritual unworth suffers an intestinal pang of strange complexity and raises the song."

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(1485 – 1547) Spanish Conquistador who conquered the Aztec lands of modern-day Mexico.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: hernando cortes quotes)

To seek a justification for a decision already made.
(also: stupid)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(also: amber heard)

(n.) also known as whole water.
step one if your beloved has been cut to pieces in a fairytale: assemble the pieces and pour this special water over the wounds. stay strong, you are not done yet. do not drink the dead water. do not get distracted. your beloved's life is on the line!

https://nicholaskotar.com/2018/10/05/living-and-dead-water/

(also: living water)
(also: magical water)
(also: slavic folktales)

France is a group of people that settle down in a liitle corner in europe,they well known for their ability to seduce the opposite sex and suck their life to death as a sacrifice for the great god that they beleive live in the eiffel tower(some people call it the evil tower),you can identefy them by a DNA test،the test results of will show you that they havei 80% similarity with croissant.

me
(also: Chad)

a device used to convert electricity into a lack of productivity.

a lovely woman, really. I won't hear a word spoken against her character.

have you called your mom lately? she would probably appreciate it.

(n.) the digital slot machine

(also: gambling)
(also: addiction)

a man who has never won an oscar despite deserving it more than all the other oscar-winners combined.

yes, i said it. i'd say it again, too.

(n.) the actions of a spy; for when military action is too indelicate and diplomacy is too delicate

n. A property, condition or state of matter. The existence and possibility of motion is denied by many philosophers, who point out that a thing cannot move where it is and cannot move where it is not. Others, with Galileo, say: "And yet it moves." It is not the province of the lexicographer to decide.

---

How charming is divine Philosophy!
—Milton

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(also: bypasses)

(also: Murica)
The most free place on Earth, Hell yeah. Be wary of Florida and it's inhabitants, they're a different breed.
(also: inhabitants of florida)
(also: freedom)

the beautiful phenomenon where you get eaten by wolves. It's beautiful because it's normal.

me

a situation in which ideas can compete and evolve to be most agreeable with people's biases

(n.) a large feline predator of africa (formerly of other places), whose men wear wigs while the women go crew-cut

(n.) someone of high rank or prestige, or someone whose delusion of rank and prestige needs to be indulged; a muckety-muck