the classy way to collect images of naked women
has very little to do with canadian bacon or british bacon
(n.) music for those gun-toting, pickup-driving, living-amidst-the-mud-and-sticks types
In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an old man. Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an old book.
"Old books? The devil take them!" Goby said.
"Fresh every day must be my books and bread."
Nature herself approves the Goby rule
And gives us every moment a fresh fool.
—Harley Shum
"Old books? The devil take them!" Goby said.
"Fresh every day must be my books and bread."
Nature herself approves the Goby rule
And gives us every moment a fresh fool.
—Harley Shum
(adj.) describing any system with excessively complicated administrative obstacles to circumvent
originates from the eastern half of the roman empire, where red tape spread like cobwebs across the minarets
originates from the eastern half of the roman empire, where red tape spread like cobwebs across the minarets
(n.) to utilize the element of surprise by avoiding prying eyes, so as to victimize, barbarize, and cut-down-to-size one's enemize
see also ambuscado, bacon tree
see also ambuscado, bacon tree
Greenland is the one and only country in the world that is invulnerable to disease. No disease can reach it, now matter how infectious said disease is. I learned it from losing too many times in Plague Inc.
(n.) a very short book that tells the story of how you are lost.
an elderly person who does not treat their juniors with deference.
n. An infernal river whose waters caused those who drank them to forget all they knew; whereas the drinker of Spring Valley forgets nothing but the Third Commandment and the pious precepts of a sainted mother.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
an indisputable truth that cannot be argued about, as opposed to an opinion, which is subjective, and pointless to argue about.
Freedom fighters meaner twin sister but insurgent's morally goth girlfriend.
Physical expression of your passion by spontageous, aesthetic movement (floor, chessboard, mathtest)...or it learned one. Originally movement of body.
(n.) what unpaved ground largely consists of. ain't exactly rocks and it ain't exactly decaying organic matter, but a perverted blend of both
The classical prototype of the modern "small hot bird."
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
When you can afford to give your dog the backyard it deserves.
euphemism for milkshake
The most tempting touchable in all known existence. It's also a source of great peril, fraught with blood and pain. Only touch the floof at your own risk.
“Jenny tried to rub Mrs. Flufferbutt's cat belly, and was rewarded with many scratches.”
(also: pork belly)
“Jenny tried to rub Mrs. Flufferbutt's cat belly, and was rewarded with many scratches.”
(also: pork belly)
Fun fact: italians are either the best people ever, or racists
source: i'm italian
source: i'm italian
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
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