A vertebrate mammal holding the political views of Denis Kearney, a notorious demagogue of San Francisco, whose audiences gathered in the open spaces (sandlots) of the town. True to the traditions of his species, this leader of the proletariat was finally bought off by his law-and-order enemies, living prosperously silent and dying impenitently rich. But before his treason he imposed upon California a constitution that was a confection of sin in a diction of solecisms. The similarity between the words "sandlotter" and "sansculotte" is problematically significant, but indubitably suggestive.
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
noun: a lost soul who may or may not be manipulative but is advocating for what one believes is right.
example: i'm sorry for breaking up your
marriage, but i was just being an amberheard because i thought he loved me.
verb: to act righteously whether morally right or wrong.
example: ricky was perceived as a compulsive liar but he was just amberhearding because he was raised to believe that's the only way to survive in corporate
america.
Satire, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
A peace only achievable via massive amounts of warfare. It has only been achieved once after World War II. Only twenty minutes and ended with the
French Captian Boniface Martin calling the British General Ashton Chesterfield a right
British twat and proclaimed his intention of defiling his wife with his French penis.
(n.) a demonic chant meant to bring a horrible for whom it is directed
(also:
brazil)
Knowable to those only who think it worth knowing.
I do understand where you're coming from (esp re: being uncomfortable with normal/ tradition), but well, we disagree here in terms of what
original means.. but that's ok,
disagreement can give rise to
clarity.
falling into the misconception that you've found your significant other and want to spend the rest of your life with them, aka (also:
marriage)
(adj.) of or pertaining to Canada, in some way, shape or form. not liable for any niceness, or lack thereof, that you may expect.
(also:
Canada)
the best video game ever made
(also:
spider)
(n.) a strange mythical underwater kingdom where the people eat drugs and sugar-waffles all day, have wooden feet and live in windmills with legal prostitutes
possibly derived from "looming naughties," which sums the concept up rather nicely
Smb. who uses drugs a lot
Common; customary. In the Southwestern States of the Union this word is pronounced ornery and means ugly — a striking testimony to the prevalence of the disagreeable.
(n.) the weakest, least charitable way of framing an argument that you disagree with.
this form of irrationality really looks up to swiss cheese.
(also:
steelman)
A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
The variable (and audible) part of the roadway for an automobile.
(also:
poor)
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) curdled lactate. intended to be eaten.
The First Person of the literary Trinity, the Second and Third being Custom and Conventionality. Imbued with a decent reverence for this Holy Triad an industrious writer may hope to produce books that will live as long as the fashion.
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
