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list of hobbies

lister

#3188 · 04.08.2021 00:39 ~

general hobbies

Outdoors and Sports

Collection hobbies

Educational hobbies

Competitive hobbies

Observation hobbies

to be continued

telephone

trustycoffeemug

#8929 · 16.06.2024 11:34

the little box that the magic voices are trapped in

monologue

sadnesslaughs

#3194 · 04.08.2021 08:18

The downfall of all villains.

music

improperquotes

#1968 · 16.07.2021 20:57

A series of sound that makes sense.

infinite

kivi

#72 · 31.05.2021 10:49

(also: infinity)

sleep

orikami

#1875 · 13.07.2021 17:38 ~

(n.) with your eyes closed and your mind resting, you just might link to the OG.

(also: dreams)
(also: default mode network)

freedom fighter

yuri orlov

#1930 · 15.07.2021 15:45

market too

attila the hun

trustycoffeemug

#5758 · 22.11.2021 23:40

attila (b. probably circa 406 AD) was a king of the huns and also ruled over a number of tribes in central asia and eastern europe between 434 and 453. he spent a lot of his time in office beating up the roman empire, which heaved a giant collective sigh of relief when he finally passed away on his wedding night. after that the huge kingdom he built basically dissolved into infighting.

sort of a western prototype for genghis khan.

according to a german opera-writer he is also the brother of brunnhilde, valkyrie and apparent queen of iceland, though he doesn't do much in the story besides marry Kriemheld (who wants revenge for the death of her husband siegfried, who was killed because he had a love triangle going with brunnhilde because he'd helped his friend woo her and yadda yadda yadda, there's a magic treasure involved or something)

statesman

trustycoffeemug

#1939 · 15.07.2021 21:52

(n.) a celebrated political figure, generally more respected than a typical politician by virtue of being dead

truth

the devils dictionary

#1401 · 01.07.2021 08:05 ~

An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance. Discovery of truth is the sole purpose of philosophy, which is the most ancient occupation of the human mind and has a fair prospect of existing with increasing activity to the end of time.
(also: truthful)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

sacrosanct

jason

#4465 · 04.09.2021 09:43

so undeniably true that you cannot possibly take the risk that you might accidentally show it false

military

thepoetziggy

#2046 · 19.07.2021 21:26 ~

a group of individuals who verbally, physically, mentally, and legally submit periods of service to the needs of their country. Historically, support and approval of military has highs and lows, globally. Historically, most needs of military members are not fully honored by the countries they submit service to.

(also: oath)
(also: vow)
(also: submit)

last year

scared123

#6991 · 26.05.2022 14:03

(also: 2019)

life

orikami

#1817 · 10.07.2021 21:32

(n.) a force. the water we swim through, in every conscious and unconscious moment, and take woefully for granted.

(also: death)
(also: this is water)

palm

the devils dictionary

#1571 · 02.07.2021 09:16

A species of tree having several varieties, of which the familiar "itching palm" (Palma hominis) is most widely distributed and sedulously cultivated. This noble vegetable exudes a kind of invisible gum, which may be detected by applying to the bark a piece of gold or silver. The metal will adhere with remarkable tenacity. The fruit of the itching palm is so bitter and unsatisfying that a considerable percentage of it is sometimes given away in what are known as "benefactions."
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

transvestite

trustycoffeemug

#5731 · 07.11.2021 01:40

(n.) one who feels greater affinity for the clothes not customarily prescribed for those of their gender. famous transvestites include all lumberjacks and j. edgar hoover

life

the devils dictionary

#5651 · 13.09.2021 08:14 ~

n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed. The question, "Is life worth living?" has been much discussed; particularly by those who think it is not, many of whom have written at great length in support of their view and by careful observance of the laws of health enjoyed for long terms of years the honors of successful controversy.

"Life's not worth living, and that's the truth,"
Carelessly caroled the golden youth.
In manhood still he maintained that view
And held it more strongly the older he grew.
When kicked by a jackass at eighty-three,
"Go fetch me a surgeon at once!" cried he.
—Han Soper

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

reporter

the devils dictionary

#1509 · 02.07.2021 07:09

A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

"More dear than all my bosom knows, O thou
Whose 'lips are sealed' and will not disavow!"
So sang the blithe reporter-man as grew
Beneath his hand the leg-long "interview."
—Barson Maith
(also: report)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

christianity

trustycoffeemug

#8456 · 24.02.2023 11:09

a mainstream religion that predominates throughout the western world. it purports to follow the teachings of jesus christ/jesus of nazareth, a sectarian leader from roman-occupied judea some 2000 years ago, regarded as a divine figure (either god or a relative of His) by christians. jesus taught many things, but since almost nobody can agree on what exactly they were, discussing these things is a bit difficult.

christianity comes in a number of flavors.
--catholicism: more or less original recipe christianity, supposedly founded by jesus' friend peter, who tried to bring his teachings to rome and in doing so was crucified upside down and became known as the first pope. catholics favor big cathedrals and elaborate vestments, and a complicated hierarchy of bishops, priests, deacons, monks and nuns, and thus they're the only denomination that gets to fight demons in the movies. practically any denomination that is not catholic is protestant.
--other episcopal denominations, who like the vestments and complicated hierarchy but don't want to follow the pope, resulting in a number of schisms. includes the egypt-based coptic church which broke away in 42 AD; the greek-based eastern orthodox church, which broke away in 1054; the german-based lutheran church that broke away in 1517; the england-based anglican church which broke away in 1534; and the episcopaleans who are basically anglican but refuse to acknowledge anything from england.
--then there's a bunch of denominations that don't like having elaborately-dressed bishops or cathedrals at all, so they settle mostly for button down shirts and office buildings: see presbyterians, baptists, and the red-headed stepchild of the family tree, the mormons

as might be inferred, it's a whole big thing.

mikhail gorbachev

lister

#244 · 23.06.2021 10:22

(1931 – ) Leader of Soviet Communist Party who pursued reform – perestroika and glasnost to open Eastern Europe to democracy.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: mikhail gorbachev quotes)

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monologue

music

infinite

sleep

freedom fighter

attila the hun

statesman

truth

sacrosanct

military

last year

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transvestite

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christianity

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