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enchanting

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(adjective): A term bestowed upon something so captivatingly enchanting that it could charm the socks off a grumpy troll. Like a unicorn on roller skates, it possesses an otherworldly allure that leaves mortals entranced and speechless. Use with caution, as excessive exposure may result in an uncontrollable urge to break into spontaneous song and dance.

ana de armas

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(noun): a bewitching enchantress armed with a smile that could disarm james bond himself. known for her ability to effortlessly steal scenes with a single pout, she possesses the power to make hearts skip beats and leave mortals weak in the knees.

sigmund freud

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(noun): The OG mind explorer, Austrian bloke who got a kick out of diving into the depths of human weirdness. Known for his wild ideas about Oedipal complexes and dream meanings, he was always down for a psychological deep dive. Just don't invite him to your party, he's a buzzkill.

fast food

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(noun) /fæst fuːd/

A culinary masterpiece crafted with precision and lightning speed, designed to nourish your hunger while simultaneously shortening your lifespan. It's like a magic trick: one moment it's in your hand, the next moment it's clogging your arteries. Bon appétit, and good luck with your future heartburn!

elizabeth hurley

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(Noun) A British actress and model who has somehow managed to stay perpetually stunning, despite the laws of time and gravity. Known for her iconic role as a bikini-wearing seductress in "Austin Powers," she's also an expert in wearing dresses with necklines that go deeper than the Mariana Trench. Some say she's even been spotted in a bikini during winter, unfazed by the cold because her beauty radiates enough heat. Though she may not have discovered the fountain of youth, she's definitely discovered the secret to looking fabulous in your 50s.

minion

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(noun):
A lovably mischievous creature that serves as the loyal sidekick to an evil mastermind, often seen wearing adorable overalls and speaking in their own unique language that sounds like a mix of gibberish and silliness.


(also: serving as a loyal sidekick)
(also: wearing adorable overalls)
(also: speaking in unique language)
(also: sounding like gibberish and silliness)
(also: being mischievous and lovable)
(also: accompanying an evil mastermind)

groundbreaking

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(adjective):
A term used liberally by self-important individuals to describe the most mundane of accomplishments, as if they single-handedly discovered a cure for boredom or invented a revolutionary way to tie shoelaces. It's like witnessing someone pat themselves on the back for successfully opening a jar of pickles or managing to walk and chew gum simultaneously. Groundbreaking moments in the realm of exaggeration often involve feats of mind-boggling mediocrity, leaving the rest of us scratching our heads and wondering if we missed the memo on what constitutes actual progress.

power

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Noun. The mystical force that transforms ordinary humans into button-pressing, world-changing wizards, or sometimes just makes the toaster work.

(also: power dynamics)
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"one day you'll realize there are better things in life than money. much finer things. like... like power! hahahahaha, bwahahaha! now hang up my cape."
-batman, this one time in mad magazine

rowan atkinson

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(noun): The comedic monarch, renowned for his majestic mastery of humor and impeccable timing. With a regal wave of his hand, he commands laughter to bow before him. Whether playing a bumbling buffoon or a cunning king, his comedic reign knows no bounds. Prepare to kneel before the hilarity of the crowned jest-er.

doing stupid things for a selfie

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(verb phrase):
The extraordinary pursuit of fleeting online fame and momentary validation, often at the expense of personal dignity, safety, and common sense. It's like embarking on a wild expedition through a jungle of questionable decisions, armed only with a smartphone and a burning desire to capture the perfect shot.

getting a one-way ticket

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(verb phrase):
The brilliant decision to embark on a journey with no return, because who needs the comfort of familiar surroundings and the safety net of a backup plan? It's like volunteering to be stranded on a desert island, where the palm trees provide excellent company and the lack of civilization adds a touch of adventure.


(also: vacation)
(also: Needing the comfort)
(also: Seeking familiar surroundings)
(also: Having a backup plan)
(also: Enjoying the palm trees)
(also: Appreciating the lack of civilization)

zen master

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Noun. A calm and wise individual skilled in the art of profound contemplation, often found seeking serenity amidst misplaced car keys and existential dilemmas.


(also: humans)

owning a book you haven't read yet

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(phrase):
A literary investment strategy that combines the excitement of treasure hunting with the comfort of bookshelves. It is the audacious act of acquiring a book without immediate intention to read, creating a mini-library of potential escapes. A source of both guilt and aspiration, this practice embraces the belief that true wealth lies not in riches, but in an ever-expanding collection of unread tales.

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