(n.) a life form whose insurance wouldn't cover the dinged-up genetic code.
(n.) a human being between the ages of approximately 13 and 19, characterized by having reached the developmental stage during which even their parents can no longer pretend they're cute
bitter old age may be considered a sort of sequel to teen-age, being the point where a well-adjusted adult finally kills their inner child
bitter old age may be considered a sort of sequel to teen-age, being the point where a well-adjusted adult finally kills their inner child
(n.) a peon; a lowly goombah; a low-ranking catspaw; a lackey; an errand boy; a mook
(n.) one who tracks down and apprehends people for money, usually criminals who have jumped bail.
somewhat similar to a private detective but less likely to wear a monochrome trench coat or monologue to oneself in the rain
somewhat similar to a private detective but less likely to wear a monochrome trench coat or monologue to oneself in the rain
(n.) a communicable disease that's very dedicated to its work
(n.) a real go-getter of a communicable disease
(n.) person you live with who refuses to admit that they snore and never seems to know what they want for dinner.
the final evolved-form of a boyfriend or girlfriend (or less gender-specific significant other); often distinguishable from the early forms by the additional 25-30 pounds.
the final evolved-form of a boyfriend or girlfriend (or less gender-specific significant other); often distinguishable from the early forms by the additional 25-30 pounds.
(n.) what some wise-ass came up with when he was asked to design a horseless carriage.
(n.) a garden-variety gastropod; a squishy, slow-moving booger-like entity that carries its house upon its back. when homeless, it is a slug
(n.) a variety of alcohol supposedly only made correctly in kentucky even though fifty thousand variations of the recipe can no doubt be accessed on the internet
(n.) a food that takes the form of an O made of fried sugar-dough. even though such toruses are theoretically without beginning or end, donuts tend to be gone very quickly.
(n.) a big fancy piano sort of thing that you can play. alternatively, a series of meatsacks within your body which are used to play you.
(n.) one who gives something, usually money or an organ, for the benefit of another.
not to be confused with a donut. A donut would not make a good organ transplant. believe me.
not to be confused with a donut. A donut would not make a good organ transplant. believe me.
(n.) when you put a lot of snacks on the same plate
(n.) a thing which a reporter may report on, in the hopes of validating their career decisions
(n.) a dipping device too big to be a spoon (to show you mean business) and too small to be a shovel (to show you're not insecure)
(v.) scooping things with a scooping motion often by using a scoop
(v.) scooping things with a scooping motion often by using a scoop
(n.) how non-pretentious people say "film"
(n.) an edible grass that is traditionally hunted and served in a thick milky soup alongside herbs known as marshmallows
i suppose i could discuss this topic here, but are you certain you could trust anything i'd say?
(n.) the bad thing that happens to balance the universe out after a good thing. sometimes vice versa
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