(n.) a man who pays unusual and excessive attention to the quality and appearance of the clothing he wears; a man fixated on style and fashion.
often mocked, but sometimes also feared. a man in tights will nearly always fall into this category.
(n.) an outdoor party venue where attendees generally wear their best clothes; although quiet, they remain very popular. most people will visit at least once a lifetime and even so many are simply dying to get in.
(adj.) sinister; causing unease.
one may think of a house that has these qualities as a spookhouse. but we don't advise this.
one may think of a house that has these qualities as a spookhouse. but we don't advise this.
(n.) a traditional form of halloween decoration consisting of a vegetable that has been mutilated and disemboweled. a candle is then placed inside the hollowed-out specimen so that the baleful light may evoke the visage of a hideous, grinning face, to be presented on one's doorstep on halloween night.
the real horror comes days after that when you have to clean it up.
(also: pumpkin)
the real horror comes days after that when you have to clean it up.
(also: pumpkin)
a flavoring that is nigh omnipresent on food products in the western world between late summer and autumn. presumably there is some deep ritualistic significance behind this custom, though it remains doggedly beyond the understanding of our finest minds
originally used on pumpkins, a variety of pumpkin spiced watermelon
originally used on pumpkins, a variety of pumpkin spiced watermelon
(n.) the academic discipline of measuring time, usually making clocks.
... you thought it was something else. Admit it.
... you thought it was something else. Admit it.
yes I admit :P
(n.) one's social standing, the immortal part of oneself which endures past the degradation and decay of their material flesh. that which Joan Jett does not give a damn about.
(n.) medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement.
(n.) a winged vehicle designed to travel through the air, fulfilling mankind's most frivolous dream. heap big devil bird.
a convenient way of reaching destinations expeditiously, and of delivering bombs to hiroshima.
may or may not contain snakes
a convenient way of reaching destinations expeditiously, and of delivering bombs to hiroshima.
may or may not contain snakes
a pagan holiday ruined by a christian holiday ruined by commercialism
(n.) a reptilian animal that was at the back of the queue when evolution was handing out limbs
(n.) one who wishes to give peace a chance.
also a way of removing unsightly bikini-area hair in one fell stroke
a wonderfully obscene and versatile hand gesture consisting of a balled fist save for one raised middle finger, knuckles facing the target of your ire.
symbolically represents a visiting ambassador from a faraway land rich in all the ***loves*** I don't give.
symbolically represents a visiting ambassador from a faraway land rich in all the ***loves*** I don't give.
(n.) the extremities on the end of one's hand, usually existing in bunches of four plus an additional one who sort of does his own thing (the thumb). if your brain is working correctly you can make them curl up in order to grab things.
for the obscene hand gesture, see the finger. for the fillets of breaded chicken meat, see chicken finger. for the first really good james bond movie, see goldfinger. for other things called fingers go somewhere else. leave me alone.
for the obscene hand gesture, see the finger. for the fillets of breaded chicken meat, see chicken finger. for the first really good james bond movie, see goldfinger. for other things called fingers go somewhere else. leave me alone.
(v.) to be nice with an ulterior motive
(n.) a special kind of grown-up root beer that quenches the sweltering fires in both your throat and your loins
for some reason quite popular among cowboys in the movies. well. "some" reason.
for some reason quite popular among cowboys in the movies. well. "some" reason.
(n.) someone best left alone in a room with lots of beakers and chalkboards in the hopes that they'll accidentally figure out how to make nuclear weapons. or root beer. whichever.
(n.) some rich toff's daughter with expensive clothes who exists to be rescued by the hero in approximately seventy percent of all stories featuring them. we always skip over the bit where she's later brutally killed in a peasant rebellion.
(n.) one of nature's more impressive primal displays, a huge arc of electricity that courses through the air during atmospheric storms, striking the nearest convenient point of low electrical potential, and superheating the air to cause an explosion we call thunder
if it could only be greased, then lightning might well prove to be automatic, systematic, and hydromatic, and indeed, may be a useful way to get lots of tit.
if it could only be greased, then lightning might well prove to be automatic, systematic, and hydromatic, and indeed, may be a useful way to get lots of tit.
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