(n.) something meant to be sat upon. one of those modern conveniences that are thankfully easy to improvise in times of shortage
(n.) a boss-man or pooh-bah, usually in sinister secret societies or chess clubs
(n.) a place for a judge to decide who wins an argument and who has to pay what to whom. 2) in medieval times, a body of officials, retainers, servants, ministers, and assorted other lickspittles who attend on a king or lord
(v.) to attempt strategically to persuade another to have sex with you
(v.) to attempt strategically to persuade another to have sex with you
(n.) a cucumber that has been mummified in vinegar brine and packaged in an ornate sarcophagus
(n.) a successor to the augurs of ancient rome who would attempt to predict weather trends by reading animal viscera, albeit the augurs were more often accurate
(n.) drops of water which condense within clouds and fall from the sky. this tends to happen only when the weatherman said it would not
(n.) a european nation that's doing very well since the divorce from slovakia
home to prague, the spookiest european capital, as well as... presumably other things
home to prague, the spookiest european capital, as well as... presumably other things
(n.) a small island nation that exists primarily to serve as england's whipping boy
once nearly starved to death after running out of potatoes. presumably they really like potatoes.
once nearly starved to death after running out of potatoes. presumably they really like potatoes.
(n.) country that serves as the origin place of western society and democracy (at least, the original kind of western society and democracy, with less individual freedom and more gay sex).
Famed for the understated beauty of their marble statues (even though those statues were originally painted and look nothing like the artists originally intended)
Famed for the understated beauty of their marble statues (even though those statues were originally painted and look nothing like the artists originally intended)
(n.) those who inhabit the netherlands. also the same place as holland, just so there's no confusion
in many ways, the luckiest and the dankest people in the world
in many ways, the luckiest and the dankest people in the world
(n.) one of those tiny countries that's basically just a bunch of banks and casinos that declared independence to get out of paying taxes
(n.) a small island country pretending not to be part of italy. apparently the stronghold of an order of medieval crusader knights, and yet somehow those da vinci code guys never seem to pay it all that much attention
(n.) a strange mythical underwater kingdom where the people eat drugs and sugar-waffles all day, have wooden feet and live in windmills with legal prostitutes
(n.) european country equally unwanted by the french and the dutch. the most famous belgian person is tintin, a fictional character.
(n.) european country; country you call when you need a replacement germany. famous for old classical musicians or something
(n.) a food that is conceptually disgusting but inherently fancy and respectable
(n.) basically between the camel and the sheep on the hoofed animal hierarchy. an unabashedly surly animal that can eat basically anything that fits in its mouth
(n.) a horse from the wrong side of the tracks, which grew up meaner and could not afford scoliosis treatment
(n.) a great big pretty boat with sails and navigation tools and a cargo hold and cabins where unspeakable things happen.
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