swiss psychiatrist of the early 20th century. for some reason, he drew an awful lot of pictures of my parents fighting.
(n.) a breed of European that combines the culinary pretensions of the french with the fiery passions of the spanish. they were briefly the center of the civilized western world but today are better known for pizza and pasta
(n.) the grinning killer of the ocean depths, a squeaking sexual predator, a maritime molester, a blowholed bastard, a swirling nest of aquatic evil
considered one of nature's surprisingly intelligent animals
considered one of nature's surprisingly intelligent animals
(n.) a revolting little filth beetle that is in the running for ultimate life form on the planet
(n.) one who is foolish or contemptible; the word, originally Hebrew, is widely recognized as an inherently funny one to say
(n.) dough that's been shaped into long strands. a most versatile form of food.
supposedly invented by the chinese and then introduced to italians by marco polo. this supposition is untrue, but everyone will still say it anyway so you might as well
(also: pasta)
supposedly invented by the chinese and then introduced to italians by marco polo. this supposition is untrue, but everyone will still say it anyway so you might as well
(also: pasta)
(n.) a flatbread smeared with crushed tomato and cheeses, topped with the spicier forms of meat and perhaps more exotic toppings. widely enjoyed as a form of food which the eater does not have to make themselves
was invented by italians, probably as a form of atonement for either opera or mussolini
was invented by italians, probably as a form of atonement for either opera or mussolini
(n.) a very short book that tells the story of how you are lost.
(n.) a place where animals are processed into meat products. excellent place to go if one is a vegetarian on the verge of lapsing
(n.) the life of every party, a light source dressed up with an attractive fabric covering. consider adopting a lamp today.
(n.) a near-identical cousin of the chimpanzee, that. Um. greatly enjoys the company of others of its kind.
... giggity.
... giggity.
(n.) the nearest relative to humanity in the animal kingdom, sharing our boundless savagery but generally looking cuter in tiny clothes or while riding a unicycle
not to be confused with bonobos, assuming one wishes to keep their face glued onto their skull
not to be confused with bonobos, assuming one wishes to keep their face glued onto their skull
(n.) the supposed incorporeal remnant of a dead person; although their existence is not scientifically verified, pursuit of them remains of interest to crazy people and meddling kids with talking dogs
(v.) to employ a cunning tactic of ceasing communication with someone so that they will forget your existence
(v.) to employ a cunning tactic of ceasing communication with someone so that they will forget your existence
(n.) a perturbing sea creature resembling a big slug with eight suction-cupped tendril arms. as with most perturbing creatures, someone has eaten it and decided it is a delicacy
(n.) an octopus that has crossed into our universe from the funhouse mirror dimension
(n.) an intense windstorm which forms around a low pressure front over warm tropical water.
generally sent by divine providence to shake florida up every once in a while, when things have gotten too sane
generally sent by divine providence to shake florida up every once in a while, when things have gotten too sane
(n.) that which is other and distinct from humanity, either in the sense of being a feral beast, some sort of supernatural entity, or craig
(n.) a way of saying "creature" with an excess of saccharine folksy American charm
(n.) small furry critter with a beefsteak tied to its butt and a rather bad case of buck teeth. known for its facility of chewing up trees to make damns.
(n.) music for those gun-toting, pickup-driving, living-amidst-the-mud-and-sticks types
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