(n.) an extroverted suicide
see (also: murder)
(n.) a food that is conceptually disgusting but inherently fancy and respectable
(n.) basically between the camel and the sheep on the hoofed animal hierarchy. an unabashedly surly animal that can eat basically anything that fits in its mouth
(n.) a horse from the wrong side of the tracks, which grew up meaner and could not afford scoliosis treatment
(n.) a great big pretty boat with sails and navigation tools and a cargo hold and cabins where unspeakable things happen.
(n.) sadness which has an almost crippling effect
probably the force that led you to this online dictionary
probably the force that led you to this online dictionary
(n.) a quality of esteem conferred upon individuals by their community, usually to mark bravery and a sense of fair play
cultural constructs such as these probably evolved as a way of ensuring our nobler instincts can occasionally override our deep-seated desire to be self-preserving dicks
cultural constructs such as these probably evolved as a way of ensuring our nobler instincts can occasionally override our deep-seated desire to be self-preserving dicks
(n.) noodles prepared by italians, as opposed to noodles prepared by east asian people, which are referred to as "takeout"
swiss psychiatrist of the early 20th century. for some reason, he drew an awful lot of pictures of my parents fighting.
(n.) a breed of European that combines the culinary pretensions of the french with the fiery passions of the spanish. they were briefly the center of the civilized western world but today are better known for pizza and pasta
(n.) the grinning killer of the ocean depths, a squeaking sexual predator, a maritime molester, a blowholed bastard, a swirling nest of aquatic evil
considered one of nature's surprisingly intelligent animals
considered one of nature's surprisingly intelligent animals
(n.) a revolting little filth beetle that is in the running for ultimate life form on the planet
(n.) one who is foolish or contemptible; the word, originally Hebrew, is widely recognized as an inherently funny one to say
(n.) dough that's been shaped into long strands. a most versatile form of food.
supposedly invented by the chinese and then introduced to italians by marco polo. this supposition is untrue, but everyone will still say it anyway so you might as well
(also: pasta)
supposedly invented by the chinese and then introduced to italians by marco polo. this supposition is untrue, but everyone will still say it anyway so you might as well
(also: pasta)
(n.) a flatbread smeared with crushed tomato and cheeses, topped with the spicier forms of meat and perhaps more exotic toppings. widely enjoyed as a form of food which the eater does not have to make themselves
was invented by italians, probably as a form of atonement for either opera or mussolini
was invented by italians, probably as a form of atonement for either opera or mussolini
(n.) a very short book that tells the story of how you are lost.
(n.) a place where animals are processed into meat products. excellent place to go if one is a vegetarian on the verge of lapsing
(n.) the life of every party, a light source dressed up with an attractive fabric covering. consider adopting a lamp today.
(n.) a near-identical cousin of the chimpanzee, that. Um. greatly enjoys the company of others of its kind.
... giggity.
... giggity.
(n.) the nearest relative to humanity in the animal kingdom, sharing our boundless savagery but generally looking cuter in tiny clothes or while riding a unicycle
not to be confused with bonobos, assuming one wishes to keep their face glued onto their skull
not to be confused with bonobos, assuming one wishes to keep their face glued onto their skull
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