(n.) the most direct breed of tyrant, maintaining their brand of tyranny by the sinister means of owning the place you live in
(n.) a mythical being that rises from a moldering grave to drain the life blood of unsuspecting prey; probably inspired by earlier tales of landlords or moochers
(n.) an Australian creature similar to a dog; it rejects the human partnership of its domestic cousin in favor of a life of eating babies
(n.) a frightfully important person in the religion of Catholicism and other religions that are catholic-flavored. apparently known for habit of moving diagonally.
(n.) job that pays well and requires little to no real work; job held by a person who is too important to work
(n.) a larger arthropod and cousin of the spider. Not as widely feared, despite the fact that it comes with far more built in weapons
(n.) one of nature's freakier little bastards, widely reviled for its scuttling posture, venom dripping chelicerae, and beady little clusters of eyes, not to mention its devious use of snares to capture unsuspecting prey. comes in distressingly large sizes and one is watching you almost constantly
(n.) the cockroach of the sea, considered more palatable than its land dwelling cousin
(n.) a reptile with a hard shell surrounding its body, widely considered a symbol of persistence in the face of things that would discourage persistence.
Their ability to stack on top of one another has deep seated cosmological implications: (also: turtles all the way down)
Their ability to stack on top of one another has deep seated cosmological implications: (also: turtles all the way down)
(n.) the act of relieving someone of their most pressing burden
(n.) a soft, heavy yellow metal that was formerly of such great monetary value that people would risk their lives to procure it; nowadays recycled to make awards and, in the process of making electronics, is of secondary importance to sand
(v.) cheating at money
(n.) activity meant to occupy most of a person's life, both to keep the person out of trouble and to help establish their value to society, which is represented by money
(also: job)
(also: job)
(n.) one who collects evidence in order to ensure someone is punished for the committing of a crime, preferably the person who actually committed it
(n.) the eternal cycle of violence and poor career decisions which keeps us all occupied until death
(n.) implement used by one to bring harm onto another, thus sparking off the central intrigue of civilization
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