(n.) 1) a foul play in the grand game of civilization. 2) that which cannot be further discussed without the consultation of a lawyer.
(n.) a word that exists primarily to help out desperate scrabble players
(n.) life's way of screwing you out of half your Biblically allotted seventy-to-eighty years
(n.) actually more of a dish, not a cup or goblet, despite what others would have you believe. also possibly a metaphor for something abstruse and religious
(n.) 1) the carnal realization of one's lascivious, most burning and animal of desires, usually in private environs to hide such dark passions from the disapproving eyes of prudish society
generally agreed by experts to not be all it's cracked up to be.
2) a trait that determines one's role in the reproductive process: male, female, or spectator. different from gender; get over it.
generally agreed by experts to not be all it's cracked up to be.
2) a trait that determines one's role in the reproductive process: male, female, or spectator. different from gender; get over it.
(n.) a foodstuff consisting of a cylindrical tubule of visceral meat components. Widely appreciated by members of the German diaspora and those who have not seen them actually being made.
(also: food)
(also: food)
(n.) a derogatory term used to indicate that one is unacceptably different from the person causing an unwelcome spectacle by yelling "freak"
(n.) talking good, like what I do
(n.) speculation about how the world will eventually end, whether concerned or hopeful.
(n.) the circuitous and sometimes unethical act of using one sum of money to buy a larger sum of money
(n.) one who exists to prevent things from happening, on the off-chance those things might be dangerous.
(n.) Taking a utilitarian, thrifty attitude towards human remains.
(n.) a furry, quadrupedal, twitchy-nosed animal that has entered into a contract with humankind, whereby it plays the role of surrogate child, roommate, bungling sidekick and stalwart admirer in exchange for food and shelter.
(n.) a repository for the unwell, so that their unwellness does not become a source of distress for those whose unwellness is easier to conceal.
(n.) someone of high rank or prestige, or someone whose delusion of rank and prestige needs to be indulged; a muckety-muck
(adj.) surpassing the surly bonds of our own mundane experiences in its singular excellence; nonexistent.
(n.) um... ask your mother.
(n.) the reason for carrying on with a custom long after you've forgotten the actual good reason
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