(n.) a furry, quadrupedal, twitchy-nosed animal that has entered into a contract with humankind, whereby it plays the role of surrogate child, roommate, bungling sidekick and stalwart admirer in exchange for food and shelter.
(n.) a repository for the unwell, so that their unwellness does not become a source of distress for those whose unwellness is easier to conceal.
(n.) someone of high rank or prestige, or someone whose delusion of rank and prestige needs to be indulged; a muckety-muck
(adj.) surpassing the surly bonds of our own mundane experiences in its singular excellence; nonexistent.
(n.) um... ask your mother.
(n.) the reason for carrying on with a custom long after you've forgotten the actual good reason
(adj.) in exchange for having done something important and then died
(n.) a gentlemanly sport with increasingly infrequent casualties
(n.) a habit of highly successful people
(n.) an insectivorous animal that exists primarily to be the first entry in dictionaries.
(n.) 1) having desirable and admirable masculine characteristics. 2) having contemptible and detestable masculine characteristics.
(n.) the act of borrowing something at a very favorable rate to the borrower.
(n.) 1) one who propagates terminological inexactitudes; 2) one who wouldn't say they lie, as such, just exaggerate and occasionally leave out a few minor details.
(also: prevaricator)
(also: prevaricator)
(n.) a nauseating, slimy, greasy substance with a haunting fecal odor, processed from gunk extracted from the guts of whales. Naturally used to manufacture expensive perfumes.
(n.) a human emissary of divine, spiritual beings of inerrant moral guidance, who communes with them by wearing funny clothes and doing strange chants
(n.) a for-hire provider of therapeutic services, on a lower tier than professional psychiatrists but generally a higher tier than clowns or priests
(also: clown), (also: priest)
(also: clown), (also: priest)
(n.) the hoary specter of death's pay-by-installment plan
(adj.) describing one who is in the process of mutating into a frailer, wrinklier, balder form of life
(adj.) describing one who is in the process of mutating into a frailer, wrinklier, balder form of life
(n.) something untrue that people will nonetheless believe in, and thus the exact reverse of scientific research
(n.) a performer who either highlights the melancholy of life by pretending to be happy, or highlights the joy of life by pretending to be sad and miserable
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