(noun):
like a human surveillance system on steroids, armed with an arsenal of embarrassing anecdotes and an insatiable desire to share them at the most inconvenient moments. Big Brother can turn family gatherings into comedic minefields, as they eagerly divulge your childhood escapades or reveal your questionable fashion choices from the past. They have an uncanny knack for making you feel simultaneously loved and mortified, leaving you wondering if it's possible to enroll in a witness protection program just to escape their well-meaning but oh-so-embarrassing attention. So, beware the ever-watchful gaze of Big Brother, for they're always one family gathering away from unearthing your most cringe-worthy secrets.
(also: torturing younger brother)
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