A magical potion that transforms your physique from flimsy noodle to swole bro in a matter of gym sessions. It's like hiring a construction crew to build muscles while you kick back and watch reruns of '80s action movies. Side effects may include uncontrollable flexing, a sudden desire to punch walls, and a newfound ability to pop open pickle jars with your biceps. Remember, real gains come from hard work and protein, not from attempting to turn into a human Hulk with a questionable wardrobe of tank tops.
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