sydney sweeney

mirat
(noun): A bewitching creature known for her captivating performances and, allegedly, her mammoth mammaries. This legendary being defies gravity with her bosom, effortlessly stealing scenes and causing countless double takes. Rumor has it that her breasts are so massive, they have their own gravitational pull, attracting both awe and puns.



(also: sad story of woolly mammoths)

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