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The enlightening moment when you become acutely aware of being in a predicament that leaves you feeling like a bewildered squirrel trapped in a maze. It's a sudden realization that you've unwittingly stumbled into a situation from which escape seems as elusive as a unicorn on roller skates.
(also: Embracing the absurdity)
The enlightening moment when you become acutely aware of being in a predicament that leaves you feeling like a bewildered squirrel trapped in a maze. It's a sudden realization that you've unwittingly stumbled into a situation from which escape seems as elusive as a unicorn on roller skates.
(also: Embracing the absurdity)
(noun):
The mind's ability to take a step back and observe itself, resulting in a profound realization that you are, in fact, stuck inside your own head. It's like discovering an inner narrator who constantly comments on your thoughts, actions, and embarrassing moments.
(also: Realizing you're stuck)
The mind's ability to take a step back and observe itself, resulting in a profound realization that you are, in fact, stuck inside your own head. It's like discovering an inner narrator who constantly comments on your thoughts, actions, and embarrassing moments.
(also: Realizing you're stuck)
Options for the exhausted and weary after adrenaline-pumping adventures in the city of glitz and glamour.
Its is mostly heading to the instagram.
(also: Instagram)
Its is mostly heading to the instagram.
(also: Instagram)
(Noun) A person who has mastered the art of taking photos of themselves in awkward poses and unattainable locations. Often known for their surgically-enhanced assets and the ability to promote teeth whitening products while holding a detox tea in one hand. While they may appear to have it all, their constant need for attention and validation from strangers on the internet is truly sad. And let's be real, how many times can one person post the same bikini photo before it starts to get boring?
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(also: dubai)
(also: economy of dubai)
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(also: dubai for starters)
(also: activities in dubai for tired people)
(also: dubai)
(also: economy of dubai)
(also: united arab emirates)
(also: dubai for starters)
(Noun) A social media platform that's turned into a breeding ground for narcissism and superficiality. It's a place where people go to brag about their achievements and make their lives look more glamorous than they actually are. From staged photoshoots to over-edited selfies, it's all about presenting a perfect image to the world. While it may seem harmless, Instagram is also notorious for promoting unrealistic beauty standards and perpetuating body image issues. It's also a hotbed for misinformation and fake news, as people share conspiracy theories and spread propaganda without any fact-checking. In short, Instagram is the perfect platform for those who want to live in a self-obsessed bubble and ignore the real issues of the world.
(also: instagram model)
(also: instagram model)
(noun): The digital equivalent of a laughing gas, causing uncontrollable bursts of mirth and occasional snort-like sounds. Used liberally to express amusement, even when a mere exhale would suffice. Side effects may include loss of productivity, a decrease in actual audible laughter, and a heightened sense of internet absurdity.
(noun): The epitome of elegance and sass, a living legend who could make Shakespeare himself blush. With a mischievous twinkle in her eye and a voice that could melt glaciers, she effortlessly captivates audiences and time-travels with grace.
(noun): A realm of ruthless competition and greed where individuals sacrifice their personal lives and sanity in the pursuit of wealth and power, only to realize too late that it was all for naught.
(also: business)
(also: business)
(noun): A game of numbers in which the winner is the one who accumulates the most imaginary points, while convincing others that these points actually have value.
(also: business world)
(also: business world)
(noun) A temporary escape from reality that allows us to avoid our problems for a little while longer. Whether it's scrolling through social media or binge-watching TV shows, distractions are the unhealthy snacks of the soul.
(noun) A group of people who are famous for being famous, and whose sole purpose in life seems to be to make us feel inadequate and jealous. But hey, at least they're better at taking selfies than we are.
(noun) A frozen treat that temporarily fills the void left by the absence of love and meaning in our lives. Because nothing says "self-care" like consuming an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's in one sitting.
(noun) An endlessly entertaining medium that simultaneously feeds our addiction to escapism and numbs our brains. You know what they say: "A TV show a day keeps the productivity away."
(noun) An unhealthy fixation on something that brings temporary pleasure, like binge-watching your favorite TV show or eating a pint of ice cream in one sitting. But hey, at least it distracts you from the existential dread!
(noun) The collective obsessions of society, consisting of fleeting trends, overhyped celebrities, and other meaningless distractions from the void. If only our love for avocado toast could pay off our student loans.
(noun) The fleeting sensation that comes from achieving a goal, like finally finding matching socks or finishing a TV series that should have ended three seasons ago. Don't get too attached, because you'll probably need another hit soon.
(adjective) Describing something that required a lot of waiting, but most of the time did not meet expectations or result in satisfaction.
(noun) A prolific writer who has gifted the world with countless nightmares and sleepless nights. With his vivid imagination and ability to make the mundane terrifying, he's like a literary chef serving up nightmares as his signature dish.
(noun) Oh, just your friendly neighborhood clown who loves to lure innocent children into the sewers and feed on their deepest fears. But hey, at least he's got a killer fashion sense!
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