(n.) meat from a cow or bull
https://www.quora.com/Is-beef-cow-or-buffalo
(n.) slang, for interpersonal drama (whether in person or online)
(also: beef is deadly)
(also: drama)
(also: tea)
Funny skeleton man from undertale
n. A war in which the weapons are words and the wounds punctures in the swim-bladder of self-esteem — a kind of contest in which, the vanquished being unconscious of defeat, the victor is denied the reward of success.
'Tis said by divers of the scholar-men
That poor Salmasius died of Milton's pen.
Alas! we cannot know if this is true,
For reading Milton's wit we perish too.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
'Tis said by divers of the scholar-men
That poor Salmasius died of Milton's pen.
Alas! we cannot know if this is true,
For reading Milton's wit we perish too.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(v.) to evoke (eg. a feeling), not to be confused with illicit
In national politics, a member of the Lower House in this world, and without discernible hope of promotion in the next.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A dead Quaker.
a form of music once popular in cuba, generally characterized by quick pace, jaunty drums, bells, flute and violin sounds. usually meant to be accompanied by salsa dancing. goes down great with cocaine, one assumes
sort of the spanish tarantella
sort of the spanish tarantella
someone who goes around and kills. Knights also kill, so that makes the knight-errant a hero too, right?
(phrase) The classic alibi for students lacking completed assignments. An ancient excuse passed down through generations, invoking the mystical power of mischievous canines. Often accompanied by exaggerated tales of voracious paper consumption. A reliable source of amusement for teachers and a desperate plea for leniency, met with skeptical eyes and collective eye rolls.
(also: I forgot to do the assignment)
(also: My computer crashed and I lost all my work)
(also: I forgot to do the assignment)
(also: My computer crashed and I lost all my work)
The thing you should not do it.
(also: don't panic)
(also: don't panic)
An apparatus fitted over the nose and mouth of an inhabitant of London, whereby to filter the visible universe in its passage to the lungs.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a deceptive statement, but one that is intended to enhance understanding rather than obfuscate it
Mother, in the language of children. Contraction of mommer.
(n.) a small metallic disk used as an insignificant quantity of money; so insignificant, in fact, that you'll often find it used for other purposes like resolving two-sided disagreements
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can.
(also: bicycle)
(also: bicycle)
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“"observers" must obey the call.”
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