writing or other creative work viewed by publishers as something to fill books with.
(n.) a variety of music that gives one the impression of being bearhugged by a fat, friendly bavarian even when none are present
Homo Creator's testimony to the sound construction and fine finish of Deus Creatus. A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: pride)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: pride)
n. A place of deposit in which the feeble and incompetent are left, where they have a good time reading our esteemed contemporaries.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
“He's not perfect. You aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote poetry, he's not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don't hurt him, don't change him, and don't expect for more than he can give. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don't exist, but there's always one guy that is perfect for you.”
― Bob Marley
(also: Bob Marley)
― Bob Marley
(also: Bob Marley)
The fundamental element and special glory of popular literature. A thought that snores in words that smoke. The wisdom of a million fools in the diction of a dullard. A fossil sentiment in artificial rock. A moral without the fable. All that is mortal of a departed truth. A demi-tasse of milk-and-morality. The Pope's-nose of a featherless peacock. A jelly-fish withering on the shore of the sea of thought. The cackle surviving the egg. A desiccated epigram.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Funny skeleton man from undertale
there are other countries than japan, china , korea in asia
(n.) the romanticized image of a homeless vagabond, often depicted as a lovably unshaven traincar-hopping bum clad in battered clothing, whose meager belongings are carried over the shoulder on a bindle.
this depiction is, admittedly, slightly at odds with the type of homeless person one tends to meet in practice.
this depiction is, admittedly, slightly at odds with the type of homeless person one tends to meet in practice.
(adj.)
1) nervous, jumpy; more jittery than a green snake in a sugarcane plantation
2) avant-garde and trendmaking; for some reason, this usually equates to taking a corny cartoon made for immature children and retooling it into a grim cartoon for immature teenagers
1) nervous, jumpy; more jittery than a green snake in a sugarcane plantation
2) avant-garde and trendmaking; for some reason, this usually equates to taking a corny cartoon made for immature children and retooling it into a grim cartoon for immature teenagers
an indisputable truth that cannot be argued about, as opposed to an opinion, which is subjective, and pointless to argue about.
(n.) one who wishes to give peace a chance.
A representation in two dimensions of something wearisome in three.
"Behold great Daubert's picture here on view —
Taken from Life." If that description's true,
Grant, heavenly Powers, that I be taken, too.
—Jali Hane
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
"Behold great Daubert's picture here on view —
Taken from Life." If that description's true,
Grant, heavenly Powers, that I be taken, too.
—Jali Hane
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: creation of the universe)
Wild rabbit is a type of dog food that is fun to chase. Occasionally, a dog can dig up a nest and find the helpless babies to eat.
Coins with which the populace pays those who tickle and devour it.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) the cult of diffi. it's super hush-hush, I wouldn't expect anyone to have heard of it.
(adj.) a person who cannot get along with the common social norms (hence, the need to join a cult or become a hermit).
(also: cult)
(adj.) a person who cannot get along with the common social norms (hence, the need to join a cult or become a hermit).
(also: cult)
(n.) the knowledge that something inadvisable would be enjoyable, generally meant to be resisted to avoid consequences
A type fungi create zombies, then control their minds.
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join