(n.) a possibly nonexistent place to which the soul will supposedly immigrate following death. in the west such a place would generally be referred to as heaven if it's a good place and hell if it's a bad one.
different question, please
(adj.) describing any system with excessively complicated administrative obstacles to circumvent
originates from the eastern half of the roman empire, where red tape spread like cobwebs across the minarets
originates from the eastern half of the roman empire, where red tape spread like cobwebs across the minarets
One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
me
(also: Chad)
(also: Chad)
A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.
(also: democracy)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: democracy)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
The name for a state within the USA, once known as Massachusetts. But because the capital is so much easier to say, and because no one knows where the hell it is without its capital existing, the name of the state might as well be its capital: Boston.
Example:
Dood1: hey, didn't you say you were going to Massive Two Shits or whatever?
Dood2: what? Oh you mean Boston? Yeah I went, it was filled with cholos from the vineyards.
Example:
Dood1: hey, didn't you say you were going to Massive Two Shits or whatever?
Dood2: what? Oh you mean Boston? Yeah I went, it was filled with cholos from the vineyards.
although I am unable to rationalize your misfortune, perhaps God, with His infinite intelligence, might be able to rationalize it.
an exhortation to work together to achieve my goals, which can never happen if people are working on their own goals.
An implement that cries aloud for hands accustomed to the pen.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) one who is in the business of producing lumber. for some reason this invariably involves wearing red flannel shirts and cultivating a beard like the guy in amityville horror
To destroy. Specifically, to destroy a maid's belief in the virtue of maids.
(also: maid)
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(also: maid)
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(n.) when the flesh is (sometimes inconveniently) willing, though the spirit may or may not be
Superfluous; needless; de trop.
The Sultan said: "There's evidence abundant
To prove this unbelieving dog redundant."
To whom the Grand Vizier, with mien impressive,
Replied: "His head, at least, appears excessive."
—Habeeb Suleiman
Mr. Debs is a redundant citizen.
—Theodore Roosevelt
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
The Sultan said: "There's evidence abundant
To prove this unbelieving dog redundant."
To whom the Grand Vizier, with mien impressive,
Replied: "His head, at least, appears excessive."
—Habeeb Suleiman
Mr. Debs is a redundant citizen.
—Theodore Roosevelt
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.
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(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(1818-1883): an unruly german whose writings on political economy and good labor relations formed the basis for our modern understanding of communism.
debates will be ongoing on whether he would have approved of any of his fans from russia
debates will be ongoing on whether he would have approved of any of his fans from russia
Something acted upon by magnetism.
ex wife of johnny depp
(n.) the weakest, least charitable way of framing an argument that you disagree with.
this form of irrationality really looks up to swiss cheese.
(also: steelman)
this form of irrationality really looks up to swiss cheese.
(also: steelman)
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join