(n.) a mythical being that rises from a moldering grave to drain the life blood of unsuspecting prey; probably inspired by earlier tales of landlords or moochers
People who always interrupt you when you need some privacy (also: excuses to be disrespectful)
n. A large stone presented by the archangel Gabriel to the patriarch Abraham, and preserved at Mecca. The patriarch had perhaps asked the archangel for bread.
n. The collective body of the writings of all mankind, excepting Hubert Howe Bancroft and AdairWelcker. Theirs are Illiterature.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A billionaire entrepreneur and inventor, who often seems to be more interested in making grandiose statements and seeking attention than in the practical realities of his many ambitious ventures. Known for his work on Tesla electric cars, SpaceX, and SolarCity, as well as for his erratic behavior and questionable business practices, Musk's ultimate goal remains something of a mystery, though it seems to involve a healthy dose of self-aggrandizement and a disregard for the concerns of others."
a game where you wait in line, shoot a basketball, get back in line, shoot again, nope, you missed, now wait for the next game.
(n.) a repository for the unwell, so that their unwellness does not become a source of distress for those whose unwellness is easier to conceal.
c. 3000 BC Egyptian pharaoh who united Upper and Lower Egypt to found the First Dynasty.
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(also: menes quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
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(n.) a tiny little insect that compensates for its shrimpiness with endless reinforcements. attracted to exposed foodstuffs, some of the more vicious varieties bite. known also for its monarchist sympathies
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The enlightening moment when you become acutely aware of being in a predicament that leaves you feeling like a bewildered squirrel trapped in a maze. It's a sudden realization that you've unwittingly stumbled into a situation from which escape seems as elusive as a unicorn on roller skates.
(also: Embracing the absurdity)
The enlightening moment when you become acutely aware of being in a predicament that leaves you feeling like a bewildered squirrel trapped in a maze. It's a sudden realization that you've unwittingly stumbled into a situation from which escape seems as elusive as a unicorn on roller skates.
(also: Embracing the absurdity)
(1473-1543) Renaissance mathematician and astronomer who believed Sun was the centre of the Universe – rather than earth.
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An adherent without sense.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
a belief that Jesus will return for 1000 years of paradise, after which He will say "that was great, but I gotta go", leaving us to spend the rest of eternity in our wretched godlessness.
(c.5BC – 30 AD) Spiritual teacher and central figure of Christianity.
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A liar in the caterpillar state.
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(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
n. One who is compelled by the evidence to believe in free will, and whose will is therefore free to reject that doctrine.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) the act of putting something off until... ah screw it
(n.) that which follows the dissolution or destruction of government authority; like most philosophical things, we are assured it would be really cool if we did it correctly next time
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