A playboy who knows were all the naughty girls live.

(n.) small furry critter with a beefsteak tied to its butt and a rather bad case of buck teeth. known for its facility of chewing up trees to make damns.

(n.) music for those long-haired snobby elitist artsy-fartsy types; derived from really old stuff

one who enjoys enjoyable things (probably gay)

anything not native to your immediate surroundings. If a person they are a foreigner.

(also: foreigner)

victim of patriarchy

(n.) music for those gun-toting, pickup-driving, living-amidst-the-mud-and-sticks types

am•bur hurd-ing :/ (adj)

One who lies on, gaslights, verbally & physically abuses their partner/spouse.

also:/
One who commits perjury.

also:/
One who fake cries, forces ugly and “sad” facial expressions, and continuously avoids questions she's being asked by the defense, and answers the questions she hears in her own small peanut brain.

Used in a sentence:/

“Can you believe how hard Ashley is Amber Hearding her husband?!? You can clearly see why Justin had to get away from her!”

“ Stay away from that one, the next thing you know she will be you Amber Hearding you to death!”

A human between the age of 0 and 12 is considered a child. These creatures are also known as: “Devil”, “Asspain” & “Brats”

(n.) to utilize the element of surprise by avoiding prying eyes, so as to victimize, barbarize, and cut-down-to-size one's enemize

see also ambuscado, bacon tree

a wonderfully imperfect creation that sinners want to perfect

it's a jersey thing...

(n.) a place that draws lines around itself to make it clear to the rest of the world that they are not a part of it

A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are sometimes given to the poor.

(abbreviated to Piano), n. An instrument thoughtfully provided by American husbands and fathers for their wives and daughters, in observance of Bulwer's dictum that "the best way to keep the dear creatures from playing the devil is to encourage them in playing the fool."
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

(n.) a place that promises free jam tomorrow, provided prospective visitors have forgone jam today; reaching such a place is the central tenet of most major religions

(also: religion)

part of the former yugoslavia, known mostly for

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well, this is awkward

(n.) an extroverted suicide

see (also: murder)

One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.
(also: death)
(also: the devils dictionary)

A copy of a drawing, map, or design made by tracing it. Most of the time its used for practice, But some little kids post it and claim that its their artwork, Most of the time on deviantart