(n.) a gentlemanly sport with increasingly infrequent casualties
endless abyss of cat videos, conspiracy theories and distractions
(n.) a food that is conceptually disgusting but inherently fancy and respectable
as it happens, i think you'll find i'm the one who's spartacus
Action that either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence.
the state of zoning out often experienced when controlling a 2-ton piece of metal going at inhuman speeds
One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
Mostly Harmless.
(also: Mostly Harmless)
(also: Mostly Harmless)
(n.) the fat of a pig
(n.) a fruit hailing from southeast asia and oceania, known for its beguilingly-elongated, whimsically-curved shape, and the ease with which its rind can be removed. actually neither of those qualities exists within natural, grown-in-the-wild bananas; both were engineered into the fruit by godless human meddling.
common cartoon knowledge holds the banana to be a favorite repast of the monkey.
common cartoon knowledge holds the banana to be a favorite repast of the monkey.
In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an old man. Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an old book.
"Old books? The devil take them!" Goby said.
"Fresh every day must be my books and bread."
Nature herself approves the Goby rule
And gives us every moment a fresh fool.
—Harley Shum
"Old books? The devil take them!" Goby said.
"Fresh every day must be my books and bread."
Nature herself approves the Goby rule
And gives us every moment a fresh fool.
—Harley Shum
(n.) a much deeper and rooted human practice than most realize, including those who get tattoos.
https://www.vicetv.com/en_us/show/needles-and-pins
https://zooqle.com/search?q=needles+and+pins+s01
(also: magical tattoos)
https://www.vicetv.com/en_us/show/needles-and-pins
https://zooqle.com/search?q=needles+and+pins+s01
(also: magical tattoos)
A competing or opposing lawyer.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A piece of material suitable for consumption to gain energy within one's body. Unfortunately it will not help with crippling sadness, but some may treat it as though it does.
(also: crippling sadness)
(also: common misunderstandings)
(also: crippling sadness)
(also: common misunderstandings)
Is this real life? Or is it just fantasy?
Cause in a landslide with no escape from reality.
Open your eyes.
Look to the skies and seeeee.
Cause in a landslide with no escape from reality.
Open your eyes.
Look to the skies and seeeee.
A particular type of disappointment. By the kind of intelligence that sees in an exception a proof of the rule the wisdom of an act is judged by the outcome, the result. This is immortal nonsense; the wisdom of an act is to be judged by the light that the doer had when he performed it.
a state of society or communal existence where everything is immaculate and perfect. It still wouldn't be good enough for you though, would it?
to torture someone who may or may not be guilty until they tell you they're guilty
(n.) the flesh of a pig
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join