A mass for the dead which the minor poets assure us the winds sing o'er the graves of their favorites. Sometimes, by way of providing a varied entertainment, they sing a dirge.
(also: death)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a lifestyle of comfort and enjoyment, justifiable only through abstruse philosophical ramblings
(also: bacchanalia)
(also: food)
(also: drugs)
(also: sex)
(also: alcohol)
(also: bacchanalia)
(also: food)
(also: drugs)
(also: sex)
(also: alcohol)
An action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) something one gives up in order to appease a temperamental deity or wife
(v.) to make something into a sacrifice by sacrificing it. ya dig?
(v.) to make something into a sacrifice by sacrificing it. ya dig?
Just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitchhiker can carry.
(also: the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)
(also: the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)
someone who makes shoes. Was that not obvious? Why did you have to look this up? You're not a bright one, are you?
(c. 260 – 232 BC) Powerful Indian King who established large empire by conquest before converting to Buddhism and pursuing a peaceful approach
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: asoka quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: asoka quotes)
an exhortation to work together to achieve my goals, which can never happen if people are working on their own goals.
n. a product made for picking ears
(1707 – 1783) Swiss mathematician who made prolific discoveries in calculus and graph theory.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: leonhard euler quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: leonhard euler quotes)
n. A person more learned in the languages of others than wise in his own.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A mistake is only an error, it becomes a mistake when you fail to correct it
(also: error)
(also: error)
n. A place of deposit in which the feeble and incompetent are left, where they have a good time reading our esteemed contemporaries.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) professional term for the more scrapey kind of boo-boo
n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns.
Ah, punster, would my lot were cast,
Where the cobbler is unknown,
So that I might forget his last
And hear your own.
—Gargo Repsky
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Ah, punster, would my lot were cast,
Where the cobbler is unknown,
So that I might forget his last
And hear your own.
—Gargo Repsky
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
“Where there are ruins, will undoubtedly be snakes.”
—Indiana Jones
—Indiana Jones
a game that begins to lay the psychological framework of addictive personality disorder within the minds of children, in a subtle-enough way that parents do not notice it, until the process is long-completed.
(also: indoctrination)
(also: indoctrination)
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join