cemetery

trustycoffeemug
(n.) an outdoor party venue where attendees generally wear their best clothes; although quiet, they remain very popular. most people will visit at least once a lifetime and even so many are simply dying to get in.

elon musk

keke
A billionaire entrepreneur and inventor, who often seems to be more interested in making grandiose statements and seeking attention than in the practical realities of his many ambitious ventures. Known for his work on Tesla electric cars, SpaceX, and SolarCity, as well as for his erratic behavior and questionable business practices, Musk's ultimate goal remains something of a mystery, though it seems to involve a healthy dose of self-aggrandizement and a disregard for the concerns of others."

land

the devils dictionary
n. A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society, and is eminently worthy of the superstructure. Carried to its logical conclusion, it means that some have the right to prevent others from living; for the right to own implies the right exclusively to occupy; and in fact laws of trespass are enacted wherever property in land is recognized. It follows that if the whole area of terra firma is owned by A, B and C, there will be no place for D, E, F and G to be born, or, born as trespassers, to exist.

A life on the ocean wave,
A home on the rolling deep,
For the spark that nature gave
I have there the right to keep.

They give me the cat-o'-nine
Whenever I go ashore.
Then ho! for the flashing brine —
I'm a natural commodore!
—Dodle

(also: The Devil's Dictionary)

art

thepoetziggy
art is any medium or form of expression that is used as to create or express. Art is culturally, and individually driven. elites within society often have a separate system for art that is private to them, and kept away from the mainstream, or working class. art was considered one of the most valuable treasures that could be seized when germany was defeated by the alliance, and some amongst the upper circles of those societies were mourned priceless german art lost in a great fire, even over the lives of those lost at the hands of the regime.

(also: society)
(also: expression)
(also: creativity)

small dog

orikami
(n.) a specimen of utter dependency and helplessness. often equipped with such sad eyes and default facial expressions.
perhaps the sadness of the toys they have access to playing with -- the supposed, pale mimicry of real prey -- is too much for them to bear.

list of hobbies

lister
general hobbies

3D printing
Acroyoga
Acting
Aerial silk
Airbrushing
Amateur radio
Animation
Aquascaping
Art
Astrology
Babysitting
Baking
Basketball
Baton twirling
Beatboxing
Beer tasting
Binge-watching
Blogging
Board/tabletop games
Book discussion clubs
Book restoration
Bowling
Brazilian jiu-jitsu
Breadmaking
Bullet journaling
Calligraphy
Candle making
Candy making
Car fixing & building
Card games
Cardistry
Ceramics
Chatting
Cheesemaking
Chess
Cleaning
Clothesmaking
Coffee roasting
Collecting
Coloring
Communication
Community activism
Computer programming
Confectionery
Conlanging
Construction
Cooking
Cosplaying
Couch surfing
Couponing
Craft
Creative writing
Crocheting
Cross-stitch
Crossword puzzles
Cryptography
Cue sports
Dance
Decorating
Digital arts
Dining
Diorama
Distro Hopping
Diving
Djembe
DJing
Do it yourself
Drama
Drawing
Drink mixing
Electronic games
Electronics
Embroidery
Engraving
Entertaining
Experimenting
Fantasy sports
Fashion
Fashion design
Feng shui decorating
Filmmaking
Fingerpainting
Fishfarming
Fishkeeping
Flower arranging
Fly tying
Foreign language learning
Furniture building
Gaming
Genealogy
Gingerbread house making
Giving advice
Glassblowing
Gardening
Gongfu tea
Graphic design
Gunsmithing
Gymnastics
Hacking
Hardware
Herp keeping
Home improvement
Homebrewing
Houseplant care
Hula hooping
Humor
Hydroponics
Ice skating
Inventing
Jewelry making
Jigsaw puzzles
Journaling
Juggling
Karaoke
Karate
Kendama
Knife making
Knitting
Knot tying
Kombucha brewing
Kung fu
Lace making
Lapidary
Leather crafting
Lego building
Livestreaming
Listening to music
Listening to podcasts
Lock picking
Machining
Macrame
Magic
Makeup
Manga
Massaging
Mazes
Mechanics
Meditation
Memory training
Metalworking
Miniature art
Minimalism
Model building
Model engineering
Music
Nail art
Needlepoint
Origami
Painting
Palmistry
Pen Spinning
Performance
Pet
Pet adoption & fostering
Pet sitting
Philately
Photography
Pilates
Planning
Plastic art
Playing musical instruments
Poetry
Poi
Pole dancing
Postcrossing
Pottery
Powerlifting
Practical jokes
Pressed flower craft
Proofreading and editing
Proverbs
Public speaking
Puppetry
Puzzles
Pyrography
Quilling
Quilting
Quizzes
Radio-controlled model playing
Rail transport modeling
Rapping
Reading
Recipe creation
Refinishing
Reiki
Reviewing Gadgets
Robot combat
Rubik's Cube
Scrapbooking
Scuba Diving
Sculpting
Sewing
Shoemaking
Singing
Sketching
Skipping rope
Slot car
Soapmaking
Social media
Spreadsheets
Sleeping
Stamp collecting
Stand-up comedy
Storytelling
Stripping
Sudoku
Table tennis playing
Talking
Tapestry
Tarot
Tatebanko
Tattooing
Taxidermy
Telling jokes
Thrifting
Upcycling
Video editing
Video game developing
Video gaming
Video making
VR Gaming
Wargaming
Watch making
Watching documentaries
Watching movies
Watching television
Wax sealing
Waxing
Weaving
Webtooning
Weight training
Welding
Whisky
Whittling
Wikipedia editing
Wine tasting
Winemaking
Witchcraft
Wood carving
Woodworking
Word searches
Worldbuilding
Writing
Writing music
Yo-yoing
Yoga
Zumba


Outdoors and Sports

Air sports
Airsoft
Amateur geology
Amusement park visiting
Archery
Auto detailing
Automobilism
Astronomy
Backpacking
Badminton
BASE jumping
Baseball
Basketball
Beachcombing
Beekeeping
Birdwatching
Blacksmithing
BMX
Board sports
Bodybuilding
Bonsai
Butterfly watching
Bus riding
Camping
Canoeing
Canyoning
Car riding
Car tuning
Caving
City trip
Climbing
Composting
Croquet
Cycling
Dandyism
Dog training
Dog walking
Dowsing
Driving
Farming
Fishing
Flag football
Flower growing
Flying
Flying disc
Flying model planes
Foraging
Fossicking
Freestyle football
Fruit picking
Gardening
Geocaching
Ghost hunting


Collection hobbies


Educational hobbies


Competitive hobbies


Observation hobbies






to be continued

macrobian

the devils dictionary
One forgotten of the gods and living to a great age. History is abundantly supplied with examples, from Methuselah to Old Parr, but some notable instances of longevity are less well known. A Calabrian peasant named Coloni, born in 1753, lived so long that he had what he considered a glimpse of the dawn of universal peace. Scanavius relates that he knew an archbishop who was so old that he could remember a time when he did not deserve hanging. In 1566 a linen draper of Bristol, England, declared that he had lived five hundred years, and that in all that time he had never told a lie. There are instances of longevity (macrobiosis) in our own country. Senator Chauncey Depew is old enough to know better. The editor of The American, a newspaper in New York City, has a memory that goes back to the time when he was a rascal, but not to the fact. The President of the United States was born so long ago that many of the friends of his youth have risen to high political and military preferment without the assistance of personal merit. The verses following were written by a macrobian:

When I was young the world was fair
And amiable and sunny.
A brightness was in all the air,
In all the waters, honey.
The jokes were fine and funny,
The statesmen honest in their views,
And in their lives, as well,
And when you heard a bit of news
'Twas true enough to tell.
Men were not ranting, shouting, reeking,
Nor women "generally speaking."

The Summer then was long indeed:
It lasted one whole season!
The sparkling Winter gave no heed
When ordered by Unreason
To bring the early peas on.
Now, where the dickens is the sense
In calling that a year
Which does no more than just commence
Before the end is near?
When I was young the year extended
From month to month until it ended.

I know not why the world has changed
To something dark and dreary,
And everything is now arranged
To make a fellow weary.
The Weather Man — I fear he
Has much to do with it, for, sure,
The air is not the same:
It chokes you when it is impure,
When pure it makes you lame.
With windows closed you are asthmatic;
Open, neuralgic or sciatic.

Well, I suppose this new régime
Of dun degeneration
Seems eviler than it would seem
To a better observation,
And has for compensation
Some blessings in a deep disguise
Which mortal sight has failed
To pierce, although to angels' eyes
They're visibly unveiled.
If Age is such a boon, good land!
He's costumed by a master hand!
—Venable Strigg

christianity

trustycoffeemug
a mainstream religion that predominates throughout the western world. it purports to follow the teachings of jesus christ/jesus of nazareth, a sectarian leader from roman-occupied judea some 2000 years ago, regarded as a divine figure (either god or a relative of His) by christians. jesus taught many things, but since almost nobody can agree on what exactly they were, discussing these things is a bit difficult.

christianity comes in a number of flavors.
--catholicism: more or less original recipe christianity, supposedly founded by jesus' friend peter, who tried to bring his teachings to rome and in doing so was crucified upside down and became known as the first pope. catholics favor big cathedrals and elaborate vestments, and a complicated hierarchy of bishops, priests, deacons, monks and nuns, and thus they're the only denomination that gets to fight demons in the movies. practically any denomination that is not catholic is protestant.
--other episcopal denominations, who like the vestments and complicated hierarchy but don't want to follow the pope, resulting in a number of schisms. includes the egypt-based coptic church which broke away in 42 AD; the greek-based eastern orthodox church, which broke away in 1054; the german-based lutheran church that broke away in 1517; the england-based anglican church which broke away in 1534; and the episcopaleans who are basically anglican but refuse to acknowledge anything from england.
--then there's a bunch of denominations that don't like having elaborately-dressed bishops or cathedrals at all, so they settle mostly for button down shirts and office buildings: see presbyterians, baptists, and the red-headed stepchild of the family tree, the mormons

as might be inferred, it's a whole big thing.

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