definitive
(also: guide)
the twentieth letter of the English alphabet, was by the Greeks absurdly called tau. In the alphabet whence ours comes it had the form of the rude corkscrew of the period, and when it stood alone (which was more than the Phœnicians could always do) signified Tallegal, translated by the learned Dr. Brownrigg, "tanglefoot."
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(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
britain's version of the deep south, located inconveniently in the north
known for its kilts, heather, bagpipes, fried things, beards, and jabbering. while england is represented by the lion, scotland is (less commonly) associated with the unicorn, and, like the unicorn, scotsmen look like a bunch of sissy girly skirt-wearers until they gore you in the stomach
known for its kilts, heather, bagpipes, fried things, beards, and jabbering. while england is represented by the lion, scotland is (less commonly) associated with the unicorn, and, like the unicorn, scotsmen look like a bunch of sissy girly skirt-wearers until they gore you in the stomach
n. One who throws light upon a subject; as an editor by not writing about it.
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(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
a means of selecting political leaders in which candidates perform for the amusement of the citizenry and attempt to suppress their objectionable characteristics, in exchange for which eligible citizens award them points in the form of little slips of paper with the candidates' names written on them. the points are then tallied to determine the winner and everyone goes home unhappy
elections are generally seen as mercifully less exciting than the previous system of violent uprisings and revolutions
elections are generally seen as mercifully less exciting than the previous system of violent uprisings and revolutions
(noun): The ultimate magic trick, where prices rise, and your money vanishes, and nobody knows where it went. The government and the wealthy know the secret, but they ain't telling. Inflation, the ultimate way to redistribute wealth, and make the poor, poorer and the rich, richer, all while making the masses believe it's just a natural occurrence.
Something god prohibit me to do or else I will be so powerfull.
(n.) the most direct breed of tyrant, maintaining their brand of tyranny by the sinister means of owning the place you live in
(n.) nature's hat. one of the few remaining patches of fur covering left on earth's dominant bald apes (see human)
New York's ugly, unappreciated sister.
A large bird whose flesh when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. Incidentally, it is pretty good eating.
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(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
the basic human decency afforded by obeying me
n. A large stone presented by the archangel Gabriel to the patriarch Abraham, and preserved at Mecca. The patriarch had perhaps asked the archangel for bread.
An argumentative implement formerly much used in persuading devotees of a false faith to embrace the living truth. As a call to the unconverted the rack never had any particular efficacy, and is now held in light popular esteem.
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(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) one who ensures that entertainment does not become too spicy for the mental digestion of the audience
(v.) to do what a censor does, much as an engineer engineers, or a doctor doctors. no, wait.
(v.) to do what a censor does, much as an engineer engineers, or a doctor doctors. no, wait.
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