Outdoor eating event and memory challenge. You always forget something.
(also: picnic checklist)
A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.
(also: creation of the universe)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: creation of the universe)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a large feline predator of africa (formerly of other places), whose men wear wigs while the women go crew-cut
New York's ugly, unappreciated sister.
A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.
(n.) one with admirable qualities worthy of emulation and laudable achievement, like being a main character; one who is not a zero
not a greek sandwich
not a greek sandwich
(n.) a really big fat rock that floats around in space.
An Italian food made in the form of a slender, hollow tube. It consists of two parts — the tubing and the hole, the latter being the part that digests.
The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man.
The pig is taught by sermons and epistles
To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.
—Judibras
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
The pig is taught by sermons and epistles
To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.
—Judibras
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
A large bird to which (for its sins, doubtless) nature has denied that hinder toe in which so many pious naturalists have seen a conspicuous evidence of design. The absence of a good working pair of wings is no defect, for, as has been ingeniously pointed out, the ostrich does not fly.
Options for the exhausted and weary after adrenaline-pumping adventures in the city of glitz and glamour.
Its is mostly heading to the instagram.
(also: Instagram)
Its is mostly heading to the instagram.
(also: Instagram)
These creatures are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vast hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings. The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.
They spent a lot of their time in behavioral research laboratories running round inside wheels and conducting frighteningly elegant and subtle experiments on man. The fact that once again man completely misinterpreted this relationship was entirely according to these creatures' plans.
(also: Dolphins)
They spent a lot of their time in behavioral research laboratories running round inside wheels and conducting frighteningly elegant and subtle experiments on man. The fact that once again man completely misinterpreted this relationship was entirely according to these creatures' plans.
(also: Dolphins)
(v) to inhabit without paying rent, usually granted that one is a ghost
(n.) the bad thing that happens to balance the universe out after a good thing. sometimes vice versa
(1685 – 1750) Composer and organist who created some of the world's most beautiful music.
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: johann sebastian bach quotes)
(also: 100 most influential people in the world)
(also: johann sebastian bach quotes)
(n., verbal form sodomize) an extremely delicate matter; something sailors do after they get bored of rum and the lash
n. Dr. Bartlett, of the Bulletin.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
machine used to make people's voices less pleasant for usage in humorous similes.
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join