(n.) a Sufi order, whirling towards God.
(the following link is not broken, though it appears to be)
(also:
sufi)
(also:
dance)
(also:
trance)
(also:
meditation)
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
(also:
coofl)
(n.) a sort of wavy rainbow caused by solar radiation hitting the earth's magnetosphere. visible at certain times of the year, at certain times of the day, in certain parts of the country, localized entirely in the night sky
form of restaurant where they throw hot food at you
(bk.)The painful story of the 7 sons of the deviant lord
Vlad III and an innocent dwarf they captured in the forest.
Flat earth is the truth that the
government was trying to hide for years now,and any evidence that say that ear5h is not flat is a lie frop
nasa,and 100% that isn't just a way for some people to feel that they are smart.
a legendary monster made up by the people of far-off
wisconsin in a desperate attempt to convince people to go there and buy merchandise. clear parallels can be detected between the
aliens supposedly seen in roswell, new mexico;
mothman in parts of west virginia; and leonardo dicaprio in
hollywood.
in any case, supposedly the hodag looks a bit like someone added a lot of spikes and fangs to a bull.
God is a concept by which we measure our(also:
humans) pain
(n.) something one gives up in order to appease a temperamental deity or
wife (v.) to make something into a sacrifice by sacrificing it. ya dig?
(n.) the organ contained within the head of a life form; all that separates a thinking, living being and a pile of rotting meat
(n.) one of few surviving aquatic
dinosaurs. serves as an inspiration for many middle aged men by compensating for its unimpressive build with a very dapper style of dress
Helping you with historical methods and solving problems that are useless
a wonderfully obscene and versatile hand gesture consisting of a balled fist save for one raised middle finger, knuckles facing the target of your ire.
symbolically represents a visiting ambassador from a faraway land rich in all the ***loves*** I don't give.
The most acceptable hypocrisy.
(also:
The Devil's Dictionary)
a cold private place perfectly designed for awkward
teenage encounters of a sexual nature
an indisputable truth that cannot be argued about, as opposed to an opinion, which is subjective, and pointless to argue about.
(n.) a traveling attraction which offers
clowns, stunt performances and trained animals.
circus is also the latin word for "circle," which explains why Piccadilly Circus is one of London's most disappointing tourist attractions next to pall mall
The opposite of noise
(also:
noise)
