someone who spends their free time online or playing video games, but believes they spend it reading
'not my fault', says the physician. And so the investigation is over
a politician who is both good and bad, which is worse than bad, because it messes up your classification scheme.
happiness, seen as a tool to increase efficiency
afflicted with mental illness associated with the full moon. While often seen as an outdated, unscientific myth, it actually makes perfect sense because my bedroom faces east. I can't fall asleep in the full moon's light, and sleep deprivation is a known cause of cognitive impairment.
the point at which you are most expected to pay attention
six hundred two sextillion, two hundred fourteen quintillion, seventy-five quadrillion, and eight hundred sixty-two trillion
a Jewish religious official who performs pediatric surgery
a belief that Jesus will return for 1000 years of paradise, after which He will say "that was great, but I gotta go", leaving us to spend the rest of eternity in our wretched godlessness.
political advocacy for the rights of men that can disguise itself as a parody when threatened.
a sport involving fighting from Eastern Asia. While sports such as boxing and wrestling do involve fighting, they are not from Eastern Asia, and are thus not classified as martial arts
a situation in which ideas can compete and evolve to be most agreeable with people's biases
enthrallingly off-putting
nefarious ends
a love-shape comprised of line segments AB and CB, but not AC
an aphrodisiac given to someone else to override their romantic will
thing said after a pun to make sure we noticed it, but we already did. Very clever, "up your sleeve", but it's not all that subtle.
to behave under the knowledge that you could be taken out by a drone strike ten seconds from now, so it's no use waiting for anything ever.
a type of candy that is either unpalatable or made of sugar
a genre of political cartoon that flourished during the prelude to the French Revolution. Historians often consider it scathing satire when in fact it is drawings of political figures masturbating as if that were a point. While the term is historical, the spirit lives on whenever someone says Trump has a small penis.
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