a game where you wait in line, shoot a basketball, get back in line, shoot again, nope, you missed, now wait for the next game.
someone who goes around and kills. Knights also kill, so that makes the knight-errant a hero too, right?
to stand on one's knees, shins, and hyperextended toes
a government composed of poopyheads
phrase used when saying something to indicate that I am saying the thing. If you get offended when people say things like that, now is the time to be offended.
Jewish and/or Christian, used in religious discussions of Christianity by Christians who think discussing Christianity is inherently offensive to Jews. It is often used to prevent Islamophobic rhetoric from sounding anti-Semitic.
interjection after accidentally speaking in unison with someone that obligates them to buy you a Dr. Pepper. Some people use it to obligate them to buy them a Coca-Cola. This is a solecism.
to torture someone who may or may not be guilty until they tell you they're guilty
acting in a humanlike way
not weighed-down, those sheeple
phrase used to get you to stop repeating the joke
a metaphorical infidel who worships something as one would worship a god, but not as one would worship like MY god
presence of stupid people in a society
an introductory activity where you do something or other with the first letter of your name, which sucks, since J is common in names but not words
a two-week-long suicide threat
an exhortation to work together to achieve my goals, which can never happen if people are working on their own goals.
a quarantine or infirmary for the care and separation of the impoverished
the political concept that posits that left-wingers I disagree with and right-wingers I disagree with are equally wrong.
a dance where you are forcibly frolicked around a circle
the state of zoning out often experienced when controlling a 2-ton piece of metal going at inhuman speeds
sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join