confessions

kivi

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self awareness

kivi
(noun):
The mind's ability to take a step back and observe itself, resulting in a profound realization that you are, in fact, stuck inside your own head. It's like discovering an inner narrator who constantly comments on your thoughts, actions, and embarrassing moments.

(also: Realizing you're stuck)

instagram model

kivi
(Noun) A person who has mastered the art of taking photos of themselves in awkward poses and unattainable locations. Often known for their surgically-enhanced assets and the ability to promote teeth whitening products while holding a detox tea in one hand. While they may appear to have it all, their constant need for attention and validation from strangers on the internet is truly sad. And let's be real, how many times can one person post the same bikini photo before it starts to get boring?

(also: activities in dubai for tired people)
(also: dubai)
(also: economy of dubai)
(also: united arab emirates)
(also: dubai for starters)

instagram

kivi
(Noun) A social media platform that's turned into a breeding ground for narcissism and superficiality. It's a place where people go to brag about their achievements and make their lives look more glamorous than they actually are. From staged photoshoots to over-edited selfies, it's all about presenting a perfect image to the world. While it may seem harmless, Instagram is also notorious for promoting unrealistic beauty standards and perpetuating body image issues. It's also a hotbed for misinformation and fake news, as people share conspiracy theories and spread propaganda without any fact-checking. In short, Instagram is the perfect platform for those who want to live in a self-obsessed bubble and ignore the real issues of the world.

(also: instagram model)

lol

kivi
(noun): The digital equivalent of a laughing gas, causing uncontrollable bursts of mirth and occasional snort-like sounds. Used liberally to express amusement, even when a mere exhale would suffice. Side effects may include loss of productivity, a decrease in actual audible laughter, and a heightened sense of internet absurdity.

helen mirren

kivi
(noun): The epitome of elegance and sass, a living legend who could make Shakespeare himself blush. With a mischievous twinkle in her eye and a voice that could melt glaciers, she effortlessly captivates audiences and time-travels with grace.

ice cream

kivi
(noun) A frozen treat that temporarily fills the void left by the absence of love and meaning in our lives. Because nothing says "self-care" like consuming an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's in one sitting.

obsession

kivi
(noun) An unhealthy fixation on something that brings temporary pleasure, like binge-watching your favorite TV show or eating a pint of ice cream in one sitting. But hey, at least it distracts you from the existential dread!

satisfaction

kivi
(noun) The fleeting sensation that comes from achieving a goal, like finally finding matching socks or finishing a TV series that should have ended three seasons ago. Don't get too attached, because you'll probably need another hit soon.

stephen king

kivi
(noun) A prolific writer who has gifted the world with countless nightmares and sleepless nights. With his vivid imagination and ability to make the mundane terrifying, he's like a literary chef serving up nightmares as his signature dish.
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