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kivi

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ikea

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(noun) A Swedish company that designs and sells furniture, home accessories, and other household goods. While Ikea is known for its affordable prices and modern designs, the assembly required for many of its products can be time-consuming and frustrating. Additionally, the mass production and distribution of Ikea products can contribute to environmental concerns and a lack of sustainable practices. Furthermore, shopping at Ikea can also be an overwhelming and confusing experience, with its massive stores and maze-like layouts.

ikea mango cake

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(noun) A dessert sold at Ikea stores consisting of layers of sponge cake, whipped cream, and mango filling. While it can be a tasty and affordable treat, some may find the artificial flavoring and high sugar content to be overwhelming and unsatisfying. Additionally, the mass production and distribution of the cake can contribute to environmental concerns and a lack of sustainable practices.

bill skarsgrd

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(noun) A Swedish actor known for his portrayal of the terrifying clown Pennywise in the movie adaptation of Stephen King's "It." While praised for his acting skills and ability to bring complex characters to life, some viewers find his performance in "It" to be excessively creepy and disturbing. Additionally, his celebrity status can contribute to the obsession with Hollywood culture and superficial appearances.

fashion sense

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(noun) Refers to an individual's personal style and ability to dress in a visually pleasing and fashionable manner. While a good fashion sense can be admired and appreciated, it can also be criticized as being too influenced by trends and lacking in individuality. Additionally, the pressure to conform to societal beauty standards and keep up with constantly changing fashion can contribute to materialism and insecurity.

british

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(adjective) Oh, darling, it's simply the epitome of sophistication and class! From the posh accents to the charming old buildings, everything screams "refinement" and "culture." Of course, it also has a history of colonialism and imperialism, but who cares about that when you can sip tea and pretend you're in Downton Abbey?

power dynamics

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(noun): The subtle art of manipulating others to get what you want, without them realizing it. Because who needs honesty and integrity when you have the upper hand?

mental health

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(noun): The state of mind where you're not sure if you're one step away from a breakdown, or if everyone else is just really bad at dealing with life.

no

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(adverb): A versatile word that can mean both "definitely not" and "I'm considering it". Useful for creating confusion and avoiding commitment. A favorite of politicians and indecisive people everywhere.

listening

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(verb): The art of pretending to hear what someone is saying while actually thinking about what you're going to say next. A vital skill for politicians, bosses, and spouses.
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