confessions

mirat

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guy

mirat
An everyday human being with a knack for finding himself in hilariously mundane situations that somehow escalate into comedic chaos.


(also: gun)
(also: humans)

mortgage

mirat
(noun):
A financial commitment that turns the dream of homeownership into a lifelong dance with a money-devouring monster. It's like signing a pact with a leprechaun who promises you a cozy castle in exchange for your eternal servitude to interest rates and monthly payments.

(also: homeownership)
(also: humanownership)

master

mirat
(noun):
The lofty title bestowed upon someone who thinks they're in control, but is secretly at the mercy of their own lack of foresight and the whims of life.

(also: grandmaster)

night

mirat
(noun):
The cloak of darkness that shrouds the world, giving excuses to stealthily raid the fridge, engage in questionable dance moves, and blame clumsy accidents on invisible furniture ninjas.


bag of chips

mirat
(noun):
A snack trap disguised as a humble bag, engineered to possess an otherworldly gravitational pull on your hand, mouth, and sense of self-control.

seasoning

mirat
(noun):
The culinary wizardry of sprinkling fairy dust-like substances on your food, transforming blandness into mouthwatering flavor explosions.

unnecessary

mirat
(adjective):
A delightful surplus of something that serves no practical purpose, like wearing a tuxedo to a pillow fight or bringing a flamethrower to a marshmallow roasting session. It's the art of going above and beyond what's required, adding an extra layer of absurdity and making life just a little more interesting.


(also: facebook)

found themselves

mirat
(phrase):
A convenient narrative device employed by storytellers when characters inexplicably stumble upon a newfound sense of purpose, direction, or expertise without any plausible explanation. It's like a magical "poof" moment where characters conveniently acquire skills or transform their lives, as if they stumbled upon a hidden handbook for self-discovery in a supermarket bargain bin.

(also: trekking)
(also: lost themselves)
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