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mirat

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fast food

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(noun) /fæst fuːd/

A culinary masterpiece crafted with precision and lightning speed, designed to nourish your hunger while simultaneously shortening your lifespan. It's like a magic trick: one moment it's in your hand, the next moment it's clogging your arteries. Bon appétit, and good luck with your future heartburn!

gulag

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(noun) /ɡuːlɑːɡ/

A quaint little vacation spot located in the heart of Siberia. With its charming barbed wire fences and cozy prison cells, the Gulag offers a unique and unforgettable experience for those who dare to venture there. Come for the forced labor, stay for the frozen tundra and oppressive regime.

paperwork

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(noun) /peɪpərwɜːrk/

An ancient ritual involving the creation and exchange of countless sheets of paper. Often used as a form of punishment, paperwork is the bane of the modern worker's existence. It's like a game of hide-and-seek, except instead of fun, there's only despair. The only thing worse than doing paperwork is not doing it.

seed

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(noun) /sid/

A tiny, magical capsule that holds the potential for life. Plants generate these seeds because birds are friends with bees, who are helpful pollinators. This relationship is what "the birds and the bees" refers to. Seeds come in all shapes and sizes, but they all have one thing in common: they are nature's way of playing a game of chance.

spongebob

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(n.): A cheerful sea sponge with a knack for getting into trouble and an even greater knack for annoying his neighbor. Known for his contagious laugh, love of jellyfishing, and questionable driving skills. Has been known to cause earworms that last for days. Approach with caution, and maybe bring some earplugs and a fishing net.




wonder woman

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(n.): A fierce Amazonian warrior with a heart of gold and a wardrobe of questionable practicality. Known for her lasso of truth, bullet-deflecting bracelets, and an invisible jet that raises more questions than it answers. Has a habit of lecturing men about the evils of war. Approach with caution, and maybe bring some sensible shoes.


(also: superman)

thanks

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noun | θæŋks | \ˈθæŋks\

An expression of gratitude or appreciation for someone or something. Often used as a polite way of acknowledging someone's efforts without actually compensating them for their time and labor.

celebrity culture

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(noun) A societal phenomenon characterized by the glorification and intense interest in the lives, behaviors, and achievements of famous individuals, often resulting in the creation of an industry that revolves around celebrity news, gossip, and endorsements. While it can provide entertainment and inspiration, the obsessive focus on celebrity status can also contribute to superficiality, a lack of privacy, and unrealistic expectations for both celebrities and their fans.

brother

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a lifelong companion who can drive you crazy one moment and make you laugh the next. Always there to lend a hand, share a joke, or borrow your stuff without asking.
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