(noun):
The comedic knockout blow
(also: types of blows)
(noun):
The ultimate cosmic prank package, carefully crafted by the ancient gods to teach humanity a valuable lesson in curiosity and consequences.
The ultimate cosmic prank package, carefully crafted by the ancient gods to teach humanity a valuable lesson in curiosity and consequences.
(also: big brother)
(phrase):
The not-so-illustrious art of turning your sibling into a human guinea pig for your mischievous experiments. It's a twisted blend of annoyance, pranks, and creative ways to push their buttons. From hiding their favorite toys to perfecting the art of "accidental" wet willies, older siblings have mastered the fine art of sibling torture. Just remember, while laughter may ensue, be sure to balance the scales with moments of sibling love and kindness, or risk being the subject of revenge when they grow bigger and stronger.
(phrase):
The not-so-illustrious art of turning your sibling into a human guinea pig for your mischievous experiments. It's a twisted blend of annoyance, pranks, and creative ways to push their buttons. From hiding their favorite toys to perfecting the art of "accidental" wet willies, older siblings have mastered the fine art of sibling torture. Just remember, while laughter may ensue, be sure to balance the scales with moments of sibling love and kindness, or risk being the subject of revenge when they grow bigger and stronger.
(also: nice guys)
(noun):
A peculiar breed of individuals who believe that basic human decency should grant them exclusive access to romantic companionship.
A peculiar breed of individuals who believe that basic human decency should grant them exclusive access to romantic companionship.
(noun):
The art of pretending certain things don't exist, like an ostrich burying its head in the sand, but on a societal level. It's the delicate dance of selectively erasing inconvenient truths, uncomfortable ideas, and anything that might make a powerful few break into a nervous sweat.
(also: torturing younger brother)
The art of pretending certain things don't exist, like an ostrich burying its head in the sand, but on a societal level. It's the delicate dance of selectively erasing inconvenient truths, uncomfortable ideas, and anything that might make a powerful few break into a nervous sweat.
(also: torturing younger brother)
(noun):
A whimsical realm where artists challenge common sense and perplex viewers with mind-boggling creations like a banana taped to a wall or a canvas covered in polka dots. It's a wink to tradition, making us question if our four-year-old niece could be the next Picasso
(also: outdated art)
A whimsical realm where artists challenge common sense and perplex viewers with mind-boggling creations like a banana taped to a wall or a canvas covered in polka dots. It's a wink to tradition, making us question if our four-year-old niece could be the next Picasso
(also: outdated art)
(noun):
The pinnacle of poultry absurdity, a feathered fool that exists solely to provoke laughter through its absurdly elongated neck and comically squishy physique.
(also: list of absurdities)
The pinnacle of poultry absurdity, a feathered fool that exists solely to provoke laughter through its absurdly elongated neck and comically squishy physique.
(also: list of absurdities)
(noun):
A reality TV circus of egos colliding, drama exploding, and brain cells on vacation. It's a battle royale of over-the-top antics, scripted rivalries, and questionable life choices. Brace yourself for the absurdity and prepare to question your faith in humanity. No refunds for lost brain cells.
(also: refund)
A reality TV circus of egos colliding, drama exploding, and brain cells on vacation. It's a battle royale of over-the-top antics, scripted rivalries, and questionable life choices. Brace yourself for the absurdity and prepare to question your faith in humanity. No refunds for lost brain cells.
(also: refund)
(noun):
like a human surveillance system on steroids, armed with an arsenal of embarrassing anecdotes and an insatiable desire to share them at the most inconvenient moments. Big Brother can turn family gatherings into comedic minefields, as they eagerly divulge your childhood escapades or reveal your questionable fashion choices from the past. They have an uncanny knack for making you feel simultaneously loved and mortified, leaving you wondering if it's possible to enroll in a witness protection program just to escape their well-meaning but oh-so-embarrassing attention. So, beware the ever-watchful gaze of Big Brother, for they're always one family gathering away from unearthing your most cringe-worthy secrets.
(also: torturing younger brother)
like a human surveillance system on steroids, armed with an arsenal of embarrassing anecdotes and an insatiable desire to share them at the most inconvenient moments. Big Brother can turn family gatherings into comedic minefields, as they eagerly divulge your childhood escapades or reveal your questionable fashion choices from the past. They have an uncanny knack for making you feel simultaneously loved and mortified, leaving you wondering if it's possible to enroll in a witness protection program just to escape their well-meaning but oh-so-embarrassing attention. So, beware the ever-watchful gaze of Big Brother, for they're always one family gathering away from unearthing your most cringe-worthy secrets.
(also: torturing younger brother)
a time required for jealousy-to-asexuality conversion
(noun):
A highly unusual and dubiously documented phenomenon that supposedly occurs over a specific time period of six years
A highly unusual and dubiously documented phenomenon that supposedly occurs over a specific time period of six years
(noun):
An experimental creation birthed from the depths of a mad scientist's imagination, resembling a Frankenstein's monster of mismatched parts and questionable functionality. It's a masterpiece of engineering chaos, where duct tape, paperclips, and a healthy dose of wishful thinking hold together a contraption that could either revolutionize the world or blow up in the inventor's face. Prototypes are the epitome of trial and error, reminding us that innovation often comes with a side dish of unexpected consequences and occasional electrocutions. So, brace yourself for a wild ride of questionable design choices, malfunctioning buttons, and the distinct scent of burnt wires, as prototypes boldly march into the unknown, leaving a trail of bemused onlookers in their wake.
(also: idea)
An experimental creation birthed from the depths of a mad scientist's imagination, resembling a Frankenstein's monster of mismatched parts and questionable functionality. It's a masterpiece of engineering chaos, where duct tape, paperclips, and a healthy dose of wishful thinking hold together a contraption that could either revolutionize the world or blow up in the inventor's face. Prototypes are the epitome of trial and error, reminding us that innovation often comes with a side dish of unexpected consequences and occasional electrocutions. So, brace yourself for a wild ride of questionable design choices, malfunctioning buttons, and the distinct scent of burnt wires, as prototypes boldly march into the unknown, leaving a trail of bemused onlookers in their wake.
(also: idea)
(noun):
A wild realm of literary mayhem where passionate fans take beloved characters and universes on adventurous detours that the original creators never intended. It's a creative playground where writers, armed with keyboards and caffeinated beverages, unleash their imaginations to craft alternate realities, romantic entanglements, and improbable plot twists. From Harry Potter joining forces with Darth Vader to Twilight's Bella Swan solving mysteries with Sherlock Holmes, fanfiction knows no bounds. It's a realm of wish fulfillment, where fanatical fans become the authors of their own fantastical tales, often resulting in narratives that make you question reality and wonder if you've accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe. So, enter this literary Pandora's box at your own risk, for within its digital pages lie both literary gems and... well, let's just say some creative interpretations that may leave you scratching your head in delightful confusion.
(also: fan art)
A wild realm of literary mayhem where passionate fans take beloved characters and universes on adventurous detours that the original creators never intended. It's a creative playground where writers, armed with keyboards and caffeinated beverages, unleash their imaginations to craft alternate realities, romantic entanglements, and improbable plot twists. From Harry Potter joining forces with Darth Vader to Twilight's Bella Swan solving mysteries with Sherlock Holmes, fanfiction knows no bounds. It's a realm of wish fulfillment, where fanatical fans become the authors of their own fantastical tales, often resulting in narratives that make you question reality and wonder if you've accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe. So, enter this literary Pandora's box at your own risk, for within its digital pages lie both literary gems and... well, let's just say some creative interpretations that may leave you scratching your head in delightful confusion.
(also: fan art)
(noun):
The dynamic duo of destruction, where Tom the cat and Jerry the mouse engage in a never-ending quest for cartoon chaos. Tom, the epitome of feline ineptitude, tries his best to outsmart the crafty Jerry, but ends up falling victim to his own elaborate traps and misguided plans. It's a comical symphony of smashed furniture, explosive mishaps, and the occasional piano dropping from the sky. Their rivalry is a reminder that even the simplest of tasks, like catching a tiny mouse, can turn into an epic battle of epic fails. So grab some popcorn, prepare for laughter-induced snorts, and join the zany circus that is Tom and Jerry, where mayhem reigns and common sense takes a vacation.
(also: cat)
(also: cat belly)
(also: mice)
The dynamic duo of destruction, where Tom the cat and Jerry the mouse engage in a never-ending quest for cartoon chaos. Tom, the epitome of feline ineptitude, tries his best to outsmart the crafty Jerry, but ends up falling victim to his own elaborate traps and misguided plans. It's a comical symphony of smashed furniture, explosive mishaps, and the occasional piano dropping from the sky. Their rivalry is a reminder that even the simplest of tasks, like catching a tiny mouse, can turn into an epic battle of epic fails. So grab some popcorn, prepare for laughter-induced snorts, and join the zany circus that is Tom and Jerry, where mayhem reigns and common sense takes a vacation.
(also: cat)
(also: cat belly)
(also: mice)
(adjective):
A term used liberally by self-important individuals to describe the most mundane of accomplishments, as if they single-handedly discovered a cure for boredom or invented a revolutionary way to tie shoelaces. It's like witnessing someone pat themselves on the back for successfully opening a jar of pickles or managing to walk and chew gum simultaneously. Groundbreaking moments in the realm of exaggeration often involve feats of mind-boggling mediocrity, leaving the rest of us scratching our heads and wondering if we missed the memo on what constitutes actual progress.
A term used liberally by self-important individuals to describe the most mundane of accomplishments, as if they single-handedly discovered a cure for boredom or invented a revolutionary way to tie shoelaces. It's like witnessing someone pat themselves on the back for successfully opening a jar of pickles or managing to walk and chew gum simultaneously. Groundbreaking moments in the realm of exaggeration often involve feats of mind-boggling mediocrity, leaving the rest of us scratching our heads and wondering if we missed the memo on what constitutes actual progress.
(noun):
The flamboyant and electrifying frontman of the legendary rock band Queen, possessing a vocal range that could shatter glass and a stage presence that could outshine a supernova. He was the maestro of anthems, captivating audiences with his powerful voice, captivating charisma, and iconic mustache that defied the laws of gravity.
The flamboyant and electrifying frontman of the legendary rock band Queen, possessing a vocal range that could shatter glass and a stage presence that could outshine a supernova. He was the maestro of anthems, captivating audiences with his powerful voice, captivating charisma, and iconic mustache that defied the laws of gravity.
(noun):
A whimsical mishmash of gibberish and exaggerated eyebrow movements, designed to confuse outsiders and make you feel like a highly classified mastermind. It's a hilarious blend of made-up words, absurd gestures, and elaborate charades that can turn a simple request for a sandwich into a covert operation worthy of James Bond. Just be prepared for the occasional mix-up when your secret code accidentally triggers your pet parrot to recite your embarrassing childhood stories or prompts the neighbors to call the authorities on your "suspicious" interpretive dance routine.
A whimsical mishmash of gibberish and exaggerated eyebrow movements, designed to confuse outsiders and make you feel like a highly classified mastermind. It's a hilarious blend of made-up words, absurd gestures, and elaborate charades that can turn a simple request for a sandwich into a covert operation worthy of James Bond. Just be prepared for the occasional mix-up when your secret code accidentally triggers your pet parrot to recite your embarrassing childhood stories or prompts the neighbors to call the authorities on your "suspicious" interpretive dance routine.
(noun):
A raucous digital circus where players unleash their inner warriors, armed with caffeinated beverages and a questionable sense of fashion. It's a spectacle where keyboard mashing becomes an art form, and furious mouse-clicking serves as a makeshift cardio workout. Prepare to witness a chaotic symphony of victory dances, rage-induced tantrums, and creative insults that would make Shakespeare blush. Online battles are the modern-day gladiator arenas, where participants valiantly fight for virtual supremacy while praying that their internet connection doesn't decide to take an unscheduled vacation. So grab your snacks, buckle up, and may the lag be ever in your favor!
A raucous digital circus where players unleash their inner warriors, armed with caffeinated beverages and a questionable sense of fashion. It's a spectacle where keyboard mashing becomes an art form, and furious mouse-clicking serves as a makeshift cardio workout. Prepare to witness a chaotic symphony of victory dances, rage-induced tantrums, and creative insults that would make Shakespeare blush. Online battles are the modern-day gladiator arenas, where participants valiantly fight for virtual supremacy while praying that their internet connection doesn't decide to take an unscheduled vacation. So grab your snacks, buckle up, and may the lag be ever in your favor!
(noun):
A devoted follower of Jesus Christ, armed with a faith stronger than Superman's biceps and a love for potluck dinners that rivals the most passionate foodie.
A devoted follower of Jesus Christ, armed with a faith stronger than Superman's biceps and a love for potluck dinners that rivals the most passionate foodie.
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