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mirat

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generous

mirat
(adjective):

A superpower bestowed upon those brave souls who can lend you a pen and never ask for it back. They're like human ATMs but with kindness instead of cash.


(also: fool)

snob

mirat
(noun):
A person who prides themselves on their impeccable taste, refined preferences, and an unwavering belief in their own superiority.They possess an uncanny ability to effortlessly sprinkle their conversations with obscure references and condescending remarks, leaving others questioning their own intellect.


(also: posting definitions on coofl during reddit blackout)

lost

mirat
(noun):
A TV show that serves as the ultimate test of viewers' patience and puzzle-solving abilities. It's a labyrinthine maze of convoluted plotlines, bewildering character arcs, and more unanswered questions than a toddler's incessant "why" phase. Watching Lost is like embarking on a roller coaster ride that promises thrills but often leaves you feeling disoriented and wondering if you accidentally switched tracks.


(also: puzzle)

trekkie

mirat
(noun):
A devoted enthusiast of the (also: Star Trek) franchise who boldly goes where no casual viewer has gone before. With a vast knowledge of starship models, alien species, and complex plotlines, a Trekkie is always prepared to engage in spirited debates about warp drives, time travel paradoxes, and the captaincy skills of James T. Kirk. Often seen proudly sporting Starfleet insignias and speaking in Klingon phrases, Trekkies embrace their love for the final frontier with a passion that defies gravity.


(also: star wars)

juggling flaming torches

mirat
(noun phrase):
The exhilarating art of tossing and catching burning torches, where fearless performers defy the laws of fire safety and common sense to create a spectacle that's equal parts impressive and hazardous. It's a heart-pounding display of dexterity and bravery, where the juggler's nimble hands dance amidst the fiery chaos, hoping to avoid singed eyebrows and accidental infernos.


(also: Tossing and catching burning torches)
(also: Defying the laws of fire safety)
(also: Creating an impressive and hazardous spectacle)
(also: Displaying dexterity and bravery)

exchanging wisdom

mirat
(verb phrase):
What people do on here (coofling).

The whimsical act of sharing insightful thoughts, pearls of wisdom, and life experiences with others, often resulting in a delightful interplay of knowledge and laughter. It's like a jovial intellectual dance, where participants engage in a lighthearted dialogue, swapping their wisdom like precious gifts.

crafting engaging insurance narratives

mirat
(verb phrase):
The art of spinning captivating tales to insurance agents, weaving a web of elaborate scenarios, exaggerated details, and whimsical excuses to explain the most peculiar claims. It's like being a master storyteller, turning mundane incidents into extraordinary adventures filled with unexpected twists and turns.


(also: insurgent)

regularly visiting gerudo city

mirat
(verb phrase):
The addictive habit of jetting off to Gerudo City in the Zelda realm, where you'll find yourself caught in a never-ending cycle of scorching heat, sandstorms, and increasingly questionable fashion choices. It's like a recurring vacation to a desert paradise that leaves you wondering if there's a secret attraction beyond the blistering sun.


(also: zelda)

explaining to the insurance guy

mirat
(verb phrase):
The delicate art of transforming complex life events into a riveting storytelling performance, as you navigate the treacherous realm of insurance claims and attempt to convince the stoic insurance guy that your mishap was nothing short of a blockbuster movie-worthy incident.

seeking momentary validation

mirat
(verb phrase):
The art of temporarily boosting one's self-esteem by eagerly fishing for likes, comments, and emojis in the vast ocean of social media. It's like casting a virtual net into the digital sea, hoping to catch a fleeting wave of validation that washes away the insecurities and momentarily fills the void within.


(also: Pursuing fleeting online fame)
(also: Sacrificing personal dignity for likes)
(also: Ignoring safety for a selfie)

doing stupid things for a selfie

mirat
(verb phrase):
The extraordinary pursuit of fleeting online fame and momentary validation, often at the expense of personal dignity, safety, and common sense. It's like embarking on a wild expedition through a jungle of questionable decisions, armed only with a smartphone and a burning desire to capture the perfect shot.

dealing with the large forehead

mirat
(verb phrase):
The artful navigation of a prominent facial feature that acts as a billboard for thoughts, dreams, and maybe a few extra inches of forehead real estate. It's like having a personal drive-in movie screen where your thoughts are projected in high definition for all to see.

wearing an oversized shirt

mirat
(verb phrase):
The art of enveloping oneself in a billowy fabric fortress, where comfort reigns supreme and fashion takes a delightful detour into the realm of comical proportions. It's like donning a wearable blanket that generously obscures any trace of your actual body shape, leaving the world to wonder if you're a fashion-forward trendsetter or just hiding a small village beneath your shirt.

getting a one-way ticket

mirat
(verb phrase):
The brilliant decision to embark on a journey with no return, because who needs the comfort of familiar surroundings and the safety net of a backup plan? It's like volunteering to be stranded on a desert island, where the palm trees provide excellent company and the lack of civilization adds a touch of adventure.


(also: vacation)
(also: Needing the comfort)
(also: Seeking familiar surroundings)
(also: Having a backup plan)
(also: Enjoying the palm trees)
(also: Appreciating the lack of civilization)

lego peter as a valuable team member

mirat
a subversion of his appearance as a lego miniature, which is typically associated with both comedy and a lack of seriousness. By Miguel o'hara calling lego Peter “one of our best” it implies that,despite appearances, he is able to still be a valued and respected member of the team. This contrasts Miguel's attitude towards the rest of the spider people within the movie, where he gradually grows more and more irritated with them as time goes on.


(also: Implying value and respect despite appearances)

minion

mirat
(noun):
A lovably mischievous creature that serves as the loyal sidekick to an evil mastermind, often seen wearing adorable overalls and speaking in their own unique language that sounds like a mix of gibberish and silliness.


(also: serving as a loyal sidekick)
(also: wearing adorable overalls)
(also: speaking in unique language)
(also: sounding like gibberish and silliness)
(also: being mischievous and lovable)
(also: accompanying an evil mastermind)
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