(adverb):
A mischievous word that cunningly disguises itself as an absolute truth, only to be hilariously debunked by life's unpredictable plot twists.
(also: it's always sunny in philadelphia)
(noun):
Hilariously disastrous stories that make you question humanity's ability to navigate the simplest of tasks, like opening a door or using a toaster without setting the house on fire.
(also: tales from pizza guy)
Hilariously disastrous stories that make you question humanity's ability to navigate the simplest of tasks, like opening a door or using a toaster without setting the house on fire.
(also: tales from pizza guy)
(interjection):
A digital chuckle emitted from the depths of the internet, signifying amusement, mild amusement, or the socially acceptable response to a mediocre joke.
A digital chuckle emitted from the depths of the internet, signifying amusement, mild amusement, or the socially acceptable response to a mediocre joke.
(adjective):
The blissful feeling that washes over you when the universe aligns perfectly, like finding a matching pair of socks on the first try or experiencing the elusive "plop" sound when plunging a clogged toilet.
(also: acting like it is not sexual)
The blissful feeling that washes over you when the universe aligns perfectly, like finding a matching pair of socks on the first try or experiencing the elusive "plop" sound when plunging a clogged toilet.
(also: acting like it is not sexual)
(noun):
The intellectual gymnastics of assigning deep meaning to random objects, shapes, and colors, as if your toaster is secretly an existential statement. It's like playing a game of "guess what this mundane thing represents" with your overly philosophical friend. So, grab your magnifying glass and overanalyze everything around you because, hey, a stapler is not just a stapler—it's a profound statement on the human condition.
(also: list of all isms)
The intellectual gymnastics of assigning deep meaning to random objects, shapes, and colors, as if your toaster is secretly an existential statement. It's like playing a game of "guess what this mundane thing represents" with your overly philosophical friend. So, grab your magnifying glass and overanalyze everything around you because, hey, a stapler is not just a stapler—it's a profound statement on the human condition.
(also: list of all isms)
(noun):
The ultimate excuse for postponing life's adventures, as you compile a list of far-fetched dreams to impress strangers at parties. It's like making promises to yourself with a 99% discount on follow-through.
(also: bucket prices)
The ultimate excuse for postponing life's adventures, as you compile a list of far-fetched dreams to impress strangers at parties. It's like making promises to yourself with a 99% discount on follow-through.
(also: bucket prices)
the destination
The final resting place for intrepid explorers, where the GPS stubbornly insists on guiding you, despite your preference for sunnier vacation spots.
(also: tomb)
(also: tomb)
The virtual cheat that transforms mere mortals into gaming deities, like the divine offspring of Zeus and a Game Boy.
(also: gamer)
(also: gamer)
(adverb):
The tiny word that triggers an internal dialogue filled with existential dread, confusion, and the occasional urge to Google everything.
(also: how about)
The tiny word that triggers an internal dialogue filled with existential dread, confusion, and the occasional urge to Google everything.
(also: how about)
(noun):
Shit bot says
Shit bot says
(noun):
The superpower of refusing to give up, even when faced with mind-numbing challenges, soul-crushing obstacles.
(also: lotr marathon)
The superpower of refusing to give up, even when faced with mind-numbing challenges, soul-crushing obstacles.
(also: lotr marathon)
(noun):
A diplomatic circus where world leaders attempt to play nice, but end up tangled in a web of egos, awkward handshakes, and misunderstood gift exchanges.
(also: world of tanks)
A diplomatic circus where world leaders attempt to play nice, but end up tangled in a web of egos, awkward handshakes, and misunderstood gift exchanges.
(also: world of tanks)
The digital equivalent of a love tap, satisfying our need for instant gratification and granting validation one click at a time.
(also: lungs)
(also: lungs)
The time-honored tradition of seeking solace and temporary relief by engaging in a passionate encounter with a bottle of your favorite adult beverage.
(also: hitting the truck)
(also: hitting the truck)
(noun):
The photographic masterpiece capturing the essence of one's face, often used in the pursuit of fame, online dating, or to prove that you did indeed have a good hair day once. It's the ultimate self-promotional tool, capable of simultaneously boosting ego and revealing the true extent of your double chin.
(also: headache)
The photographic masterpiece capturing the essence of one's face, often used in the pursuit of fame, online dating, or to prove that you did indeed have a good hair day once. It's the ultimate self-promotional tool, capable of simultaneously boosting ego and revealing the true extent of your double chin.
(also: headache)
(noun):
The unexpected symphony of flatulence, where the body releases a gaseous masterpiece
(also: fan art)
The unexpected symphony of flatulence, where the body releases a gaseous masterpiece
(also: fan art)
(noun):
The cosmic unit of measurement that answers the burning question, "How far can a snail travel in a million years?" Spoiler alert: not very far.
(also: last year)
(also: the universe)
The cosmic unit of measurement that answers the burning question, "How far can a snail travel in a million years?" Spoiler alert: not very far.
(also: last year)
(also: the universe)
(noun):
A tightly-knit club where actors, directors, and crew members unite to negotiate, gossip, and occasionally break into spontaneous jazz hands.
(also: bollywood)
A tightly-knit club where actors, directors, and crew members unite to negotiate, gossip, and occasionally break into spontaneous jazz hands.
(also: bollywood)
(noun):
The creative chaos unleashed when diehard fans mix their love, questionable artistic skills, and a whole lot of imagination.
(also: fart)
(also: fanfiction)
The creative chaos unleashed when diehard fans mix their love, questionable artistic skills, and a whole lot of imagination.
(also: fart)
(also: fanfiction)
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