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you cant get arrested over your writing

mirat
(Phrase) A dangerous myth perpetuated by novice writers who believe that their literary genius is a shield from legal repercussions. Newsflash: writing isn't a superhero power. You can't just scribble down libelous nonsense and expect to get away with it. Even the greatest writers of all time had to abide by the law. So, if you're planning on writing a masterpiece that will land you in jail, think twice. Because let's face it, your writing is probably not that good.



(also: throwing someone under the bus to make scientific observation)

elizabeth hurley

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(Noun) A British actress and model who has somehow managed to stay perpetually stunning, despite the laws of time and gravity. Known for her iconic role as a bikini-wearing seductress in "Austin Powers," she's also an expert in wearing dresses with necklines that go deeper than the Mariana Trench. Some say she's even been spotted in a bikini during winter, unfazed by the cold because her beauty radiates enough heat. Though she may not have discovered the fountain of youth, she's definitely discovered the secret to looking fabulous in your 50s.

lonnie walker

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(Noun) A basketball player with hair so unique and outlandish, it has its own zip code. Despite playing for the San Antonio Spurs, he's best known for his unforgettable hairdo which looks like it was styled by a tornado. Some say his hair even has magical powers, giving him the ability to shoot three-pointers from half-court. Though his hair may overshadow his basketball skills, he's also a philanthropist who gives back to his community and charities.

quinta brunson

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(Noun) A multi-talented comedian, writer, and actress who rose to fame on the internet. Known for her relatable and hilarious content, as well as her ability to address important social issues through comedy. Often praised for her intelligence, wit, and authenticity in her performances, both online and on-screen.

julianne hough

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(Noun) A Hollywood actress and dancer known for her versatility on the dance floor, but not necessarily in her acting roles. Often cast in stereotypical blonde roles and criticized for her lack of depth as an actress. Also known for her controversial decision to wear blackface for a Halloween costume, which she later apologized for.

scarlett johansson

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(noun) A well-known Hollywood actress who is so talented that she can play any role - as long as it's a white woman. Known for her ability to take on a variety of characters, from an alien seductress to a superhero, as long as they don't require any actual diversity or representation. Also skilled at disregarding the valid criticisms of her casting choices and insisting that she is just an actor trying to do her job.

katy perry

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(noun): The candy-coated diva who turned pop music into a glittery wonderland of catchy hooks and playful lyrics. With a wardrobe that defies both fashion and gravity, she transforms stages into magical realms where unicorns dance and fireworks explode.

gregory peck

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(noun): The epitome of dashing elegance and jawline supremacy, capable of making even the most stoic hearts flutter like a flock of startled birds. With a voice that could soothe raging oceans and acting skills that could resurrect Shakespeare, he forever remains the embodiment of timeless Hollywood charm.

kate beckinsale

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(noun): The timeless enchantress who defies the laws of aging, leaving mortals perplexed and searching for the fountain of youth. With a smile that could melt glaciers and a wardrobe straight out of a fairytale, she effortlessly bewitches audiences on and off the screen.

danish

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(noun): A deceptively innocent pastry that, like a mischievous Scandinavian gnome, seduces taste buds with its buttery layers and sweet fillings. It has the magical power to transform any breakfast table into a bustling Copenhagen café. Caution: Extended exposure may lead to a lifelong addiction to hygge, uncontrollable cravings for smørrebrød, and an inexplicable urge to start speaking with a charming Danish accent.

ralph marston

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(noun): The guru of feel-good fluff, armed with a keyboard and a seemingly infinite collection of sunshine-filled clichés. His words, like a herd of unicorns on roller skates, prance through cyberspace spreading rainbows and vague positivity

helen mirren

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(noun): The queen of both the silver screen and sass, who effortlessly combines elegance with a side of irreverence. With a glare that could make diamonds blush and a wink that could start a rebellion, she reigns supreme as the epitome of timeless beauty and unapologetic wit.
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kivi kivi
my definition is better lol

(also: lol)
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